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Gobbeldygook
May 13, 2009
Hates Native American people and tries to justify their genocides.

Put this racist on ignore immediately!

Microwaves Mom posted:

can we get a death toll update?

five shitlords and one sherpa.

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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

John Denver Hoxha posted:

Its nothing against this particular thread I just woke up today and decided gods work was to get probated in one of the GBS creepy weird threads of oddly specific hate. I almost went in swinging against the kick starter artisinal hipster loathing station though, so don't feel special.
If I want to take pleasure in death I'll go to live leak and get a much more interesting experience

Rad

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

nice. Season is ending too looks like I was right on the mark :dance:

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Haha, the caption under that photo: "How hard is it to climb Mount Everest?"

loving HARD.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Centripetal Horse posted:

Haha, the caption under that photo: "How hard is it to climb Mount Everest?"

loving HARD.

It's pretty hard in the way that climbing a mountain is hard but it's also really hard in the way that playing russian roulette is hard.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I mean it's still loving hard. I'd do it if it weren't super expensive and likely to kill me (which is why I do other outdoorsy stuff instead).

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Pick posted:

I mean it's still loving hard. I'd do it if it weren't super expensive and likely to kill me (which is why I do other outdoorsy stuff instead).

There's not question it's super hard. It's just also compounded by a very good chance you'll drop dead or get stormed and it's completely out of your control.

GI Joe jobs
Jun 25, 2005

🎅🤜🤛👷
I'll just wait for waterworld to happen and float up. heck of a lot easier

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Next year I will climb everest and kill.
I mean errr just climb everest :smile:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.
If helicopter ascents are ever publicly offered, I’d be tempted.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Platystemon posted:

If helicopter ascents are ever publicly offered, I’d be tempted.

lol imagine if ti caused an avalanche.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Gullous posted:

I'll just wait for 2012 to happen and pay the chinese for a land visa

Nether Postlude
Aug 17, 2009

His mind will keep
reverting to the last
biscuit on the plate.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE 2016 EVEREST CLIMBING SEASON HAS ENDED
Unless you're one of those hipsters who includes the fall season

FINAL DEATH COUNT: SIX

I love that band! I saw 'em back in college before they got big.

SO WHO WON?

Nether Postlude posted:

6 Rondette, bradzilla, koreban

The OP for THIS THREAD was the first goon to guess the winning number for THIS DEATH POOL. A coincidence, gentle goons? I think not. :iiam:

:tinfoil:

:rip:

Nether Postlude fucked around with this message at 09:03 on Jun 7, 2016

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
How many summited, attempted and how Sherpas were needed in total? Just want to put their sacrifice in the right light.

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

Nether Postlude posted:

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE 2016 EVEREST CLIMBING SEASON HAS ENDED
Unless you're one of those hipsters who includes the fall season

FINAL DEATH COUNT: SIX


I love that band! I saw 'em back in college before they got big.

SO WHO WON?


The OP for THIS THREAD was the first goon to guess the winning number for THIS DEATH POOL. A coincidence, gentle goons? I think not. :iiam:

:tinfoil:

:rip:

hhahahahaha, fuckin lol!

I told you earlier, I have magic powers. I can kill neighbour's dogs by the power of thought and also people who climb Everest.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Bip Roberts posted:

There's not question it's super hard. It's just also compounded by a very good chance you'll drop dead or get stormed and it's completely out of your control.

Also the people who are climbing often don't know what they are doing.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
do we count vegans as human beings?

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Microwaves Mom posted:

do we count vegans as human beings?

I think you'll find the count does not mention human beings.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

Rondette posted:

hhahahahaha, fuckin lol!

I told you earlier, I have magic powers. I can kill neighbour's dogs by the power of thought and also people who climb Everest.

burn ban the witch

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Nether Postlude posted:

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE 2016 EVEREST CLIMBING SEASON HAS ENDED
Unless you're one of those hipsters who includes the fall season

FINAL DEATH COUNT: SIX


I love that band! I saw 'em back in college before they got big.

SO WHO WON?


The OP for THIS THREAD was the first goon to guess the winning number for THIS DEATH POOL. A coincidence, gentle goons? I think not. :iiam:

:tinfoil:

:rip:

koreban
Apr 4, 2008

I guess we all learned that trying to get along is way better than p. . .player hatin'.
Fun Shoe
:boom:

Gobbeldygook
May 13, 2009
Hates Native American people and tries to justify their genocides.

Put this racist on ignore immediately!

This is a good article and answers a lot of questions like

quote:

On the Nepal side, EverestLink provided fairly reliable Internet connection throughout the entire season. Over on the North, China Mobile offered 4G. And satellite connection using Thuraya or Iridium competed the ability for anyone, almost anywhere to post their latest selfie, Snapchat clips, tweets, posts and more.

:siren: and more importantly, there was a sixth shitlord death on the Chinese side, bringing the death toll to seven :siren:

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

people died, good job everyone

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Last Chance posted:

people died, good job everyone

thanks

it was a team effort

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity




This dude was apparently a helpful doctor and cool guy who wasn't a summit-attempting retard. He just passed away in his sleep at base camp :smith:

djssniper
Jan 10, 2003


Dude who sacrificed his summit to help the mountain claim another soul being interviewed on 'This Morning' program on ITV in a moment

djssniper
Jan 10, 2003


Wow saying womans oxygen bottles were stolen... rich theives on Everest

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
literal oxygen thief

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

John Denver Hoxha posted:

Its nothing against this particular thread I just woke up today and decided gods work was to get probated in one of the GBS creepy weird threads of oddly specific hate. I almost went in swinging against the kick starter artisinal hipster loathing station though, so don't feel special.
If I want to take pleasure in death I'll go to live leak and get a much more interesting experience

hmm yes..... drink bleach?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Cuckoo posted:

This dude was apparently a helpful doctor and cool guy who wasn't a summit-attempting retard. He just passed away in his sleep at base camp :smith:

so basically if you even think about everest you die

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

djssniper posted:

Wow saying womans oxygen bottles were stolen... rich theives on Everest

It's a common thing. The more expensive climbing companies have locks on their oxygen storage.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Are those the bottles? Oh thank God, I'm almost out. Who's got the keys? Who's got the loving keys? Was it Gregor? poo poo he's still dead up there.

Xibanya
Sep 17, 2012




Clever Betty

djssniper posted:

Wow saying womans oxygen bottles were stolen... rich theives on Everest

This is in fact one of many pleasant things that can happen to you while playing the game I made based on these threads. (Play my game! It's linked in the OP!) I think a few years ago some semi-famous mountaineer died in part because he had a cache of o2 bottles he stuck somewhere and they were gone when he expected to find them?

What really got me when researching Everest equipment back when I thought there'd be a currency system in the game is that the bottles are in fact hella expensive but they do just end up discarded on the mountain since they're also heavy. Among other dickish things I'd do on Everest if I lost my mind and went there would probably be to arrange empty bottles into neat little caches so that thieves waste time trying to steal them. This is somewhere between "becoming a serial killer" and "dying in a sexually suggestive pose" on the wishlist.

Some French Guy
Aug 30, 2003
Every time I try to play it it tells me I have the wrong version :(

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS

John Denver Hoxha posted:

Youre all welcome, now you can go back to posting articles and commenting about how some girl who died is a stupid bitch or whatever.
Enjoy

Shaddap! :getout:

I really enjoyed this thread, folks. Thank you so much!

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

Outrail posted:

Are those the bottles? Oh thank God, I'm almost out. Who's got the keys? Who's got the loving keys? Was it Gregor? poo poo he's still dead up there.

BUt its a combination lock!!! Who knew it??

That'd be Mario!

Well where the hecks he??

Dead too I'm afraid, mercy...

Xibanya
Sep 17, 2012




Clever Betty

Some French Guy posted:

Every time I try to play it it tells me I have the wrong version :(

You should still be able to play; can you show me a screengrab? Also stupid hacky trick, try disconnecting from the Internet when you start the game then connecting once it's running.

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

Cojawfee posted:

It's a common thing. The more expensive climbing companies have locks on their oxygen storage.

There was an incident on K2 where an Italian climbing team took over a guy's tent and refused to let him in when there was a raging killer storm. There was a quote along the lines of

'Yesterday it was your tent, tomorrow it is your tent, but today, it is ours'


:smith:

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Rondette posted:

There was an incident on K2 where an Italian climbing team took over a guy's tent and refused to let him in when there was a raging killer storm. There was a quote along the lines of

'Yesterday it was your tent, tomorrow it is your tent, but today, it is ours'


:smith:

loving owned lmao!

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Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
I would have thought "gently caress it, If I'm going to die up here, I'm taking these shitlords with me" and sliced that tent to bits.

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