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TTerrible posted:I tuned in just in time to see him have his meltdown. please describe starkebn fucked around with this message at 00:49 on Jun 14, 2016 |
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It goes right back to my own statement. It's impossible to actually play Star Citizen. It is only possible to suffer through it.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 00:44 |
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Sandi is going to be a lady of a certain age and that's still going to be her profile picture. That's the way Gary Oldman will be immortalized.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 00:44 |
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thatguy posted:Do people actually buy those $600 "gaming" chairs? Well, people buy 1500$ jpgs of ships, so
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 00:48 |
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CIG or RSI or whoever the gently caress it is this week ought to stop taking money off people, consolidate their workforce and gently caress off for a couple of years and actually build a game, and come back with something resembling what was pitched. Failing that they need to come clean about the engine problems and networking problems that no one wants to talk about for fear of somebody loosing their career. It's a loving con.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 00:49 |
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https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/4nyadr/so_even_after_promised_star_citizen_dropped_out_a/d480m4h all you have to do is remove the "I" and the "and" and Chris didn't break his promise A Neurotic Jew fucked around with this message at 00:55 on Jun 14, 2016 |
# ? Jun 14, 2016 00:49 |
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starkebn posted:please describe He was just done with the whole thing. His ship self destructed for no reason, his character floating down to the space station, then he got shot by someone that wasn't being rendered. Then he facepalmed while waiting for the getting out of bed animation to complete, ran around a bit, got shot again by someone that wasn't being rendered, then his friend asked him "did you not see me I was right beside you", then the getting out of bed animation happened again for no reason, and then he was just done, blamed goons, and ended the stream. $115 million scam. They can't build it and it's probably past time for them to come clean.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 00:52 |
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A Neurotic Jew posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/4nyadr/so_even_after_promised_star_citizen_dropped_out_a/d480m4h I'll wait for someone from CIG's community team to come in and clarify everything.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 00:53 |
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A Neurotic Jew posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/4nyadr/so_even_after_promised_star_citizen_dropped_out_a/d480m4h "Next year I'll be at the conference....I look forward to showing you things from Star Citizen and Squadron 42" definitely doesn't sound like he intended to suggest he'd be showing things.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 00:53 |
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MeLKoR posted:Sandi is going to be a lady of a certain age and that's still going to be her profile picture. That's the way Gary Oldman will be immortalized. Nah, it'll just go back to this one from the age she still claims to be: When in reality:
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 00:57 |
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And the angel will blow the trumpet and the waters will turn bitter, and Chris will descend with a sword in His mouth and smite down all the devils and the goons and cast the Beast and all it's followers into the BC3000AD universe. e: these guys are , not one but two-threads-two about the Elite forums.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 00:59 |
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Mr. Carlisle posted:Nah, it'll just go back to this one from the age she still claims to be: That office looks horrible to work in
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:01 |
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MeLKoR posted:
So it's eschatological horror and it turns out Heaven is just as bad if not worse than Hell and everyone was hosed since day 1? Sounds legit.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:02 |
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Ramadu posted:That office looks horrible to work in Particularly when the witch is about
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:04 |
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Viscous Soda posted:WTFOSAURUS' stream in a nutshell: He's hosting a bearded dude building IKEA furniture. Did he give up on the BDSSGE?
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:05 |
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drat sandi's judge doom cosplay is on point https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OquSczOMkO4 remember when I stole your money eddie? I shilled just. like. THIIIIIIS No Mods No Masters fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Jun 14, 2016 |
# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:05 |
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SomethingJones posted:He was just done with the whole thing. His ship self destructed for no reason, his character floating down to the space station, then he got shot by someone that wasn't being rendered. Then he facepalmed while waiting for the getting out of bed animation to complete, ran around a bit, got shot again by someone that wasn't being rendered, then his friend asked him "did you not see me I was right beside you", then the getting out of bed animation happened again for no reason, and then he was just done, blamed goons, and ended the stream. He got all whinny "please if you're invisible don't shoot me, it's not fun " and the other guys correctly pointed out "not fun for you " and he got all pissy, delivered a "see banned goons, this is what you get if you make me mad" sick burn and left.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:09 |
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Seriously. Dude couldn't get Star Citizen to work, so he's hosting someone else playing Star Citizen, but they couldn't get it to work, so they're hosting someone else playing Star Citizen, but they're actually assembling a bookshelf instead of playing Star Citizen.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:09 |
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"I mean, I want to play star citizen but I haven't rearranged my sock drawer in a dogs age..."
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:12 |
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I Greyhound posted:Seriously. Dude couldn't get Star Citizen to work, so he's hosting someone else playing Star Citizen, but they couldn't get it to work, so they're hosting someone else playing Star Citizen, but they're actually assembling a bookshelf instead of playing Star Citizen. Chris just found his next new feature. 2.5 will have furniture* that you can buy with credits for your hanger and ship. *furniture may cause player to go into t-pose
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:15 |
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Ramadu posted:That office looks horrible to work in Are you kidding? There are opportunities everywhere to nestle yourself in the softness of a vintage bomber jacket seat as you're hugged in aluminum accented, aerodynamic curves dotted with exposed steel screws, each element reinforcing a sense of flyboy swagger formerly known to only the most daring of dogfighters in World War II...
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:16 |
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SomethingJones posted:You know what, if the loving thing was any good Goons would be the first people trying to get in there with him. One thing I've learnt is that the posters on here and in the Discord chat are gamers in all sorts of diverse genres, everyone loves and is into their games. I've had some brilliant chats about games with disagreements and all sorts of stuff, and I've found everyone here to be passionate about it. Chats about games from the Amiga days, the ZX Spectrum days, flight sim guys, 4x games... you name it. People who remember the Amiga demo scene coders, loving brilliant, there's your gamers right there, there's the people who would be raving about Star Citizen and playing it and telling everyone about it.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:17 |
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This poor bloke again He eventually gets into the game and then someone (not a goon) asked him what he thinks about CIG not releasing their financials. It's a tough, thankless job being a Star Citizen streamer, the controversies follow it everywhere.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:19 |
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I Greyhound posted:Seriously. Dude couldn't get Star Citizen to work, so he's hosting someone else playing Star Citizen, but they couldn't get it to work, so they're hosting someone else playing Star Citizen, but they're actually assembling a bookshelf instead of playing Star Citizen.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:21 |
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G0RF fucked around with this message at 01:25 on Jun 14, 2016 |
# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:23 |
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Danakir posted:So it's eschatological horror and it turns out Heaven is just as bad if not worse than Hell and everyone was hosed since day 1? Imagine this, spinning around and glitching all the time. A choir of angels paaarping, the truly devout are allowed to join in. For all eternity.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:23 |
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LMAO this guy gets called by his wife to help make the dinner in the middle of streaming Star Citizen
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:24 |
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MeLKoR posted:Sandi is going to be a lady of a certain age and that's still going to be her profile picture. That's the way Gary Oldman will be immortalized. I imagine it's hard to change profile pictures from jail, right?
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:24 |
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MeLKoR posted:
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:26 |
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I Greyhound posted:Seriously. Dude couldn't get Star Citizen to work, so he's hosting someone else playing Star Citizen, but they couldn't get it to work, so they're hosting someone else playing Star Citizen, but they're actually assembling a bookshelf instead of playing Star Citizen. There are better odds of hot PvP action in this twitch. They're going for the sexual tension angle now.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:26 |
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After a weekend of playing FFXIV's new patch, I saw there were 2k new posts. "Okay, I'll read the first few pages then skip to the end." First page I read: new TOS. "Welp, never mind then! "
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:26 |
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Also MoMA is Toast. Even if he's not.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:29 |
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:30 |
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Someone is literally preferring to put together a bookshelf than stream the game he is meant to be playing. I just cannot deal with this daily comedy
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:31 |
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SirPhoebos posted:Also MoMA is Toast. Even if he's not. MoMA is Toast
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:31 |
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I mean, come on
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:34 |
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Ooops, refreshed
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:35 |
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When does infinite warfare appear at E3? I'm getting pumped for Ghost Recon wildlands(?). Open world cartel take down? Could be fun. Titanfall 2 looks like exciting gameplay and Battlefield 1 looked awesome. Meanwhile, the CIG fan has to defend that poo poo. Also, Gorf, where's the Andromeda? That was a disappointment. Finally, anyone want to hear a summary of the talks I attended at the aerospace conference?
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:36 |
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peter gabriel posted:Someone is literally preferring to put together a bookshelf than stream the game he is meant to be playing. I've been watching these streams for half an hour and honestly it's killing me, I can't breathe The guys who are taking it really seriously and trying to do the mission at the satellite, loving ship just disappears in the middle of it
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:37 |
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SomethingJones posted:I've been watching these streams for half an hour and honestly it's killing me, I can't breathe The more serious they are the funnier it is, this is 100% the reason why IIN are hilarious to me with their little news desk and chin stroking discussions ha ha
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