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I like how the captain of a fleet carrier is personally going around ripping people's faces off and so forth.
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Plural Abysss posted:COD just shat all over CIG's face goddamn but where do you mix drinks for the passengers
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 05:34 |
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so in the last two days we've had mass effect andromeda and call of duty infinite basically take a gigantic dump on CIG thanks for saving pc gaming, buttholes
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 05:37 |
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Ramadu posted:That office looks horrible to work in 's still prealpha.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 05:37 |
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MeLKoR posted:
Bring it, you fat autistic mumblefuck. And I won't even THINK about loving your wife after I cast you down in the mire of maggot-laden fetid poo poo that is your legacy to mankind. I will, however, most probably laugh uproariously as I reject her feeble attempts at seduction for self-preservation, and say "What, do I look like a Wulge?" as I throw her in after her mush-mouthed excuse for a money mine. I will then exult and properly celebrate with the dance of my people....
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 05:42 |
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"People who buy lots of spaceships aren't stupid..." --- Ben Lesnick, Master of Spaceships
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 05:44 |
no_recall posted:Star Citizen is dead. Long live COD.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 05:48 |
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G0RF posted:"People who buy lots of spaceships aren't stupid..." Never forget that he lives in a world where giving thousands of dollars to a game not expecting to eventually see a game is not stupid
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 05:50 |
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I'm actually not very excited about the new Call of Duty. I've played a bunch of the ones in the past, and they've been good for multiplayer with an old friend of mine for a month or so before everything gets old. This one isn't particularly doing it for me. I still look forward to the amusement it will bring to this thread.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 05:54 |
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Here lies Star Citizen He never scored
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 05:58 |
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 06:01 |
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"the skeptics won't shut up until CIG release the content" well yeah i mean that's the whole point
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 06:02 |
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 06:08 |
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Pointy posted:The sad thing is when all this folds up Crobbers will be boating around Capri blaming COD and THOSE drat PUBLISHERS AND THEIR MONEY and lack of talent due to THOSE drat PUBLISHERS and the spergs will gobble it up and barf it back out to avoid facing the pain. So apparently no one reads my posts enough to avoid Archering them. So there's a thing.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 06:10 |
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SurfaceDetail posted:Like the day after he said "we're gonna blow cod and battlefield out of the water" , Chris got 2 emails in his inbox from his 'friends' working at COD and BF1 Amazing
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 06:10 |
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trucutru posted:Here lies Star Citizen ftfy
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 06:10 |
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Well well speaking of TOS, here's a little country song I wrote: * lyrics * You can hoedown to it * Not at all related to a Heebeegeebees parody * kazoo danceys parps and hootenannys
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 06:12 |
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Arena Commander 'Internet Warlord Mode' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgjp-JcfNfM https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/333162/cig-announces-new-arena-commander-mode
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 06:16 |
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Cymelion is melting down, the streamers are melting down, everyone is melting down INN have faded into irrelevancy The whales are getting refunds People are talking to lawyers, a lawyer is even doing a 10 for the lawyer Folks are reading up on consumer legislation And that was just today, I can't wait for tomorrow
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 06:19 |
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SomethingJones posted:Cymelion is melting down, the streamers are melting down, everyone is melting down Is the end (finally) nigh?
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 06:22 |
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SomethingJones posted:Cymelion is melting down, the streamers are melting down, everyone is melting down What a time to be alive Commandos o9
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 06:23 |
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Raskolnikov posted:What a time to be alive Commandos o9 Seriously, I really wanted Starcitizen to be good and the community to be be awesome. It was the opposite. And now I get to watch a bunch of repulsive sacks of poo poo slowly come to the realization that they've been utterly robbed. Crobberts'ed again! Raskolnikov fucked around with this message at 06:27 on Jun 14, 2016 |
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orcinus posted:
got to copy it from somewhere
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 06:25 |
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Who's Cymelion?
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 06:28 |
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alf_pogs posted:"the skeptics won't shut up until CIG release the content" No no, you see, Chris Roberts proved the skeptics wrong by introducing multi-player crews that are totally implemented and work great. And by work great I mean the doors all freeze, no one can get in and out of their seats right, you clip through every surface, and stepping on the ramps blow the whole thing up. But for some reason skeptics that are biased are saying this isn't good but it's just because they're biased.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 06:29 |
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Skellybones posted:Who's Cymelion? Stupid whale who thought he was somebody. He's probably written a small novella of posts about ~space dreams~.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 06:31 |
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SomethingJones posted:Cymelion is melting down, the streamers are melting down, everyone is melting down Whats this about lawyers?
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 06:31 |
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StarCitizen will be good in ~two weeks~
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 06:31 |
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Gonkish posted:Is the end (finally) nigh? Nah, Roberts could have a 10ftc where all the questions are "Is starcitizen a scam?" and all his answers "Yes you loving idiots. I drank your milkshake!" and they would continue to believe.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 06:38 |
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Can SC just ship a copy of COD:IW and call it a day? Would that be legal? Surely it wouldn't. But would it? It can't be. But can it? Let's get our resident ToS expert to weigh in on this.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 06:39 |
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Samizdata posted:So apparently no one reads my posts enough to avoid Archering them. It's mostly that everyone came to the same conclusion. Goon hive mind and all. You know how it gos. Your thoughts will echo in eternity goonfriend
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 06:40 |
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Justin Tyme posted:Even if COD is a linear shooter, who cares? It offers the same story-driven campaign SC does, and it does it better. Pardon me, but I think you're underestimating the unparalleled abilities of screenwriting and storytelling that you can only get from a master like Chris Roberts. [Player]: "So, sir, you were a Marine?" [Sophia Kelly]: "10 years." [Player]: "That's a long time..." [Sophia Kelly]: "You're wondering what happened." [Player]: "A little." [Sophia Kelly]: "When I was recruited, I thought the Marines was where I belonged. Now I belong here." [Player]: "That wasn't really an answer, sir." [Sophia Kelly]: "And you think I owe you one?" [Player]: "No, but most Marines I've met would rather die than take off the uniform." [Sophia Kelly]: "You're assuming I'm like most Marines. I think I'm done being interrogated, Lieutenant. Dismissed." [Player]: "Was there a big different between the Marines and the Navy?" [Sophia Kelly]: "They're the same at their core. We're all here to defend the Empire." [Player]: "Marines just do it a little more hands on." [Sophia Kelly]: "I still wear the knife. Didn't think that would be the hardest habit to break. Anyway, I believe we both have duties to attend to, Lieutenant." I just got chills. It's like I was there.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 06:41 |
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ComfyPants posted:Pardon me, but I think you're underestimating the unparalleled abilities of screenwriting and storytelling that you can only get from a master like Chris Roberts. -Now I belong here. -That wasn't really an answer, sir -You didn't actually ask a question -No, but most Marines are awesome, and you are not -Dismissed! -Well, I don't think I have to listen to you, sir. And furthermore...
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 06:46 |
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Sedisp posted:This has been most people's point though... Well, we already know he SeLectIVely TyPes
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 06:51 |
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what's the deal with the aussie getting his 40k back? I missed so much lately.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 06:59 |
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That COD trailer really highlights one important factor for why the COD games work; they keep things moving, even if they are forcing the player to escape exploding rooms. The exposition is done on the move and is utterly to the point, no waffling or making the player pause for a speech just get them into the action ASAP but keep building the tension so that when the action happens they're primed for it. SC's little demo looks like the Half-Life tram ride by comparison. It tries to create a world that's dynamic and so on but it drags as you walk down endless corridors listening to exposition that is barely related. Oh and if you weren't sure, all cutscenes generated in Cryengine come with a tickbox to make them unskippable.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 07:03 |
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jaegerx posted:what's the deal with the aussie getting his 40k back? I missed so much lately. I'm more interested in knowing if Loiosh will finally ask for his money back or if he will keep on being stubborn about it. WebDog posted:SC's little demo looks like the Half-Life tram ride by comparison. It tries to create a world that's dynamic and so on but it drags as you walk down endless corridors listening to exposition that is barely related. It's more like Final Fantasy, the first one. But in space and with worse writing.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 07:04 |
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COD / ME:A will beat Star Citizen at its own game at Gamescom, it will be glorious. Tears incoming! Bring your buckets!
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 07:12 |
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WebDog posted:That COD trailer really highlights one important factor for why the COD games work; they keep things moving, even if they are forcing the player to escape exploding rooms. That COD trailer was fun. Whatever Star Citizen as put out to date hinges on the viewers need to buy spaceships for the "intention to have fun". They're very different. The Morrow tour was horrible, and that "Old Man" premiere was just a rehash of assets with several seconds of mocap in Cryengines Cinebox.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 07:15 |
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Justin Tyme posted:Like, there's no reason to even bother with Star Citizen anymore. IW is everything people would want in SQ42, and that one new game with crafting or whatever offers everything Star Citizen has except it looks like they're much further along. IW ships have no hot tub, my money wasn't wasted.
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