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Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

Catching up. It gets tiring watching Bill go back and forth tepidly defending Hillary and then bowing down to Bernie. Fish/chicken shtick etc. You'd think this shows current goal was to keep people away from the November voting booths.

Root doesn't fit in well on the show because he's going to bring up a lot of topics most of the panel cannot (or will not) be willing to defend let alone want to talk about. So the panel will just respond with anger and odd faces/breakdowns.

Root: "ORGY ISLAND!" :lol: Bill Clinton probably had a lot of fun on those pedophile excursions. I hope Trump starts using that one soon at his insane rallies.


Other random thoughts:

-Michael Moore looks really sick and appears even more disappointed in Obama by the month.

-Sheldon Adelson looks like the creature from the end of Total Recall (1990).

-It says a lot that Trump won't debate Sanders.

-Maher should stop citing Ken Starr as some paragon in handling the Lewsinky affair. He's bad at sex scandals:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ault-cases.html

- :lol: at Bill having serious debates in OT wearing that queer alien suit.

Pinky Artichoke posted:

Come on. If there's one thing I've learned from all of this bullshit, it's that plenty of the "party insiders" are just normal working folks with day jobs. What super-special consideration is a school teacher, administrative assistant, or restaurant manager going to get out of Hillary, specifically?

A job...any job! Better than being on the breadline.

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Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
Thanks Zogo.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
I'm extremely disconcerted about how much I don't hate John Avlon in this. He's always been such a twit, and he's... not... here.

EDIT: How loving high is Maher tonight? This Neil deGrasse Tyson interview is extremely cringeworthy.

He really needs to cut back on the weed, he was even more of an embarrassment to himself than usual.

PT6A fucked around with this message at 06:03 on Jun 4, 2016

ExiledTinkerer
Nov 4, 2009
I'm more shocked that this was probably the least anybody from Reason has ever deigned to speak and, by volume, make an rear end of themselves on the panel in the history of the show.

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

Oh man, that New Rules segment was painful to watch. Probably the most awkward I've ever seen Maher on his own show.

PT6A posted:

I'm extremely disconcerted about how much I don't hate John Avlon in this. He's always been such a twit, and he's... not... here.


Yeah, thought the same. Of course, Avlon is generally on better behavior on a liberal program. He's smart enough to realize it wouldn't be a good idea to piss of the audience. Same with Matt Welch.

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.
I have a strong feeling that if America does go leftward in a "Feel the Bern" manner over the next twenty years, Maher will flip as a "moderate" conservative.

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
If Trump wins I ponder whether Bill Maher & John Oliver will commit suicide. These meltdowns are fantastic.

Michael Scott
Jan 3, 2010

by zen death robot

punk rebel ecks posted:

I have a strong feeling that if America does go leftward in a "Feel the Bern" manner over the next twenty years, Maher will flip as a "moderate" conservative.

He will be senile way before then. He's already 60 and it shows bigtime as much as he and his handlers try to hide it.

Keyser_Soze
May 5, 2009

Pillbug
I'm watching it right now and there were some more prevalent than usual BOOOO-EEERRS that were messing with Bill and throwing his teleprompter reading off.

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

-I thought Jeb Bush already tried the "Donald" moniker in a condescending tone.

-That first guy was a little odd with his reference back to the good old days when murderers of Governors were acquitted.

-David French has dropped out of the 2016 presidential race.

Immortan posted:

If Trump wins I ponder whether Bill Maher & John Oliver will commit suicide. These meltdowns are fantastic.

Having Republicans in office is the bread and butter of left/D shows so I think they want Trump. Maher's been using Trump as a ratings boost for years. Back when Rosie and Trump were feuding on a daily basis. Left/D shows aren't going to nitpick a sitting D president hard so they lose a ton of material by default. If GWB was in office for the last sixteen years I have no doubt comedy central would be doing better.

Maher may have trouble propping Sarah Palin up as some kind of major political player for another decade.

MoPZiG
Jun 6, 2006

Immortan posted:

If Trump wins I ponder whether Bill Maher & John Oliver will commit suicide. These meltdowns are fantastic.

Maher has 'wronged' Donald in the past so he'd be sent to the gulag. Im not joking.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Mr Interweb posted:

Oh man, that New Rules segment was painful to watch. Probably the most awkward I've ever seen Maher on his own show.

The show is funniest when Maher's written material completely tanks and the audience turns on him.

The best part was him teeing up some hacky joke about the wacky Chinee with that photo of the old guys hunched over with brooms then Eddie Huang totally shutting it down by giving the actual mundane explanation.

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

comes along bort posted:

The show is funniest when Maher's written material completely tanks and the audience turns on him.

The best part was him teeing up some hacky joke about the wacky Chinee with that photo of the old guys hunched over with brooms then Eddie Huang totally shutting it down by giving the actual mundane explanation.

He didn't even let him clear the runway. It was great.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

comes along bort posted:

The show is funniest when Maher's written material completely tanks and the audience turns on him.

My favorite was 3-4 years ago when he was using cheap knockoff props to make fun of chinese cheap knockoff props and it completely bombed. Not even pity laughs could be heard. Then after he introduced his next guest he shoved all of the props off the table in frustration.

I wish I could find it because it was so awkward. If anyone knows what I'm talking about give more info because I really want to watch that again.

Chromatic fucked around with this message at 14:53 on Jun 8, 2016

Super Deuce
May 25, 2006
TOILETS
Oh, I like the smell of my own dumps.
Bill not getting into the Nevada convention with Barbara Boxer sucked, but yeah. Whatever.

EDIT - About Martha Coakley, she didn't lose because she was a centrist. She lost to Scott Brown because she literally ran no campaign. Same as her gubernatorial campaign. Vermin Supreme sought more coverage when running for president than Martha Coakley did in both of her campaigns combined.

Super Deuce fucked around with this message at 23:09 on Jun 11, 2016

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.
Oh my loving God the New Rule was so loving terrible. Bill Maher really has become the caricature of what he's mocked for years. He also doesn't understand the concept of Kickstarter.

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

punk rebel ecks posted:

Oh my loving God the New Rule was so loving terrible. Bill Maher really has become the caricature of what he's mocked for years. He also doesn't understand the concept of Kickstarter.

Mocking spoiled millennials is always funny.

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

Getting stuff for free?! Okay rear end in a top hat I'll just make my $100k student loan debt disappear, holy poo poo.

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

Barreft posted:

Getting stuff for free?! Okay rear end in a top hat I'll just make my $100k student loan debt disappear, holy poo poo.

Bill wasn't mocking Bernie because Bernie is barely a socialist. Relax, son.

Radio Nowhere
Jan 8, 2010
How insufferable will Bill be this Friday? I say 8 out of 10 high smugs :smug:

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

punk rebel ecks posted:

Oh my loving God the New Rule was so loving terrible. Bill Maher really has become the caricature of what he's mocked for years. He also doesn't understand the concept of Kickstarter.

Barreft posted:

Getting stuff for free?! Okay rear end in a top hat I'll just make my $100k student loan debt disappear, holy poo poo.

It would work better if he wore the alien suit during all his new rules segments forthwith.

Maher's from a different generation and is near to collecting his social security checks. A generation where someone went to college and obtained a degree and worked at the same company for 30+ years before retiring with a decent pension. Trump/Clinton/Sanders are now all collecting social security checks.

Most people that age can't comprehend how expensive some schools now are (adjusted for inflation/general economy) or they want to keep the status quo (student loan debt at 1.3 Trillion+ USD and climbing). When the student loan gravy train ends or slows down it's going to mess with a lot of schools/universities I'd think.

Keep those social security checking coming in.

Radio Nowhere posted:

How insufferable will Bill be this Friday? I say 8 out of 10 high smugs :smug:

I want a panel with Obama, Clinton, Trump and Maher talking about the threat of radical Islamic terrorism.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

Radio Nowhere posted:

How insufferable will Bill be this Friday? I say 8 out of 10 high smugs :smug:

I really just hope he doesn't get some other islamaphobe on to echo chamber him about it.

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

Zogo posted:

It would work better if he wore the alien suit during all his new rules segments forthwith.

Maher's from a different generation and is near to collecting his social security checks. A generation where someone went to college and obtained a degree and worked at the same company for 30+ years before retiring with a decent pension. Trump/Clinton/Sanders are now all collecting social security checks.

Most people that age can't comprehend how expensive some schools now are (adjusted for inflation/general economy) or they want to keep the status quo (student loan debt at 1.3 Trillion+ USD and climbing). When the student loan gravy train ends or slows down it's going to mess with a lot of schools/universities I'd think.

Maher is a perfect example of the political culture gap between the Boomer and Gen Xers who vote Democrat and the Millennials and Gen Z who vote Democrat.

Super Deuce
May 25, 2006
TOILETS
Oh, I like the smell of my own dumps.

IRQ posted:

I really just hope he doesn't get some other islamaphobe on to echo chamber him about it.

Funny. I was hoping he'd do just that. More prominent voices that are wise enough to know that religion is the antithesis to liberalism.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Super Deuce posted:

Bill not getting into the Nevada convention with Barbara Boxer sucked, but yeah. Whatever.

Barreft posted:

Getting stuff for free?! Okay rear end in a top hat I'll just make my $100k student loan debt disappear, holy poo poo.

I think this past Friday was the start of Bill endlessly sucking up to the DNC so he can get Obama to do the show

He went from loving Bernie for over a year to throwing him in the trash the minute he lost the nomination...spineless

EugeneJ fucked around with this message at 03:32 on Jun 17, 2016

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








he had been pushing the whole, "if you don't get the chicken, be happy with the fish" or whatever the dumb line was, but he did seem to just drop him like a bag of bricks in the last 2-3 weeks

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Radio Nowhere posted:

How insufferable will Bill be this Friday? I say 8 out of 10 high smugs :smug:

I'm curious whether he's gonna play up the mythical self-hating homosexual angle harder than the Islamic terrorist one.

I'm not sure he has the capacity for instersectionality and if he tries it might short circuit his brain.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
A: Why would he ever shy away from being an Islamophobe. B: What 'mythical' self-loathing homosexual angle? The guy was a closeted fag. That's a fact. That he was a stupid loving Mohammedan savage who didn't have the intellectual capacity to think for himself for 5 seconds and override his retarded, evil father's religious indoctrination is the reason he shot up that club, but he WAS gay, too.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Yeah how many gay-bashing conservatives have been caught in gay trysts? It seems like a lot.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

EugeneJ posted:

Yeah how many gay-bashing conservatives have been caught in gay trysts? It seems like a lot.

Most seem to be content with trying to blow undercover cops in airport bathrooms instead of shooting up nightclubs, but yeah this guy absolutely was a self-loathing gay and from the sound of it all sorts of hosed in the head.

Which makes him a perfect active duty member of our well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free State.

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

Things just aren't going Bill's way these days. Probably #whinylittlebitch isn't getting the traction he'd prefer.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

EugeneJ posted:

Yeah how many gay-bashing conservatives have been caught in gay trysts? It seems like a lot.

I was more referring to the notion that every homophobe and gay-basher is secretly gay themselves.

Super Deuce
May 25, 2006
TOILETS
Oh, I like the smell of my own dumps.
Interesting. Real Time convention coverage? I wonder who the panels will be as a lot of the names usually are booked with the big networks.

EDIT - Just finished the main portion of the show. This panel was terrible. Nobody heard a word anybody else said.

Super Deuce fucked around with this message at 09:40 on Jun 18, 2016

ExiledTinkerer
Nov 4, 2009
Wilkerson had more fun than he's perhaps had in ages and the film maker absolutely pulled off an emperor has no clothes moment in OT with the useless Trump lady that was so vicious an ether that even Bill has to admonish him against the crowd in a bid to protect future delicate egos from coming on the show and acting out like the fools they are.

I don't even know why Bezzos was there in terms of him saying literally almost no words the entire time---one of the quieter panelists in recent memory at the least.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

ExiledTinkerer posted:

Wilkerson had more fun than he's perhaps had in ages

That was right up there with Paul Begala dealing with John McCain's kid.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

The old army guy was great. A-loving-men old man, I have been home invasioned while I slept and I don't have any loving guns now or a desire to kill anyone, they took my loving wallet and an ipod. I liked that wallet but I'm not buying an AR-15 over it (the orlando shooter did not use an AR-15).

ExiledTinkerer
Nov 4, 2009
The real bit to the episode though is how in the hell will their convention coverage actually get handled and wrangled? They've connections with the VICE crew of course, but the scale of what Maher described is bigger than anything HBO has ever been down for in all these years and of these 2 shows especially.

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

The dynamic between Emily Miller and Lawrence Wilkerson was funny as she kept being surprised by his answers. It came off like:

"Grandpa, you lied to me!

...

Santa Claus isn't real?!"

Gunchat on any show gets more absurd by the day/week/month/year. The talking points are so unhinged from reality it's pointless. Might as well have someone on the show come on and say "We should ban all cars!" and someone retort with "but I like cars!" Save everyone a lot of time.

ExiledTinkerer posted:

I don't even know why Bezzos was there in terms of him saying literally almost no words the entire time---one of the quieter panelists in recent memory at the least.

He was invisible.

ApexAftermath
May 24, 2006

Holy poo poo overtime gets super awkward. Ravi Patel lays down a devastating insult towards the trump lady. It's super pro level awkward and tense. She is a dumbass to be sure but still.... Wow.

https://youtu.be/CUJhxQy4yyU

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punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

ApexAftermath posted:

Holy poo poo overtime gets super awkward. Ravi Patel lays down a devastating insult towards the trump lady. It's super pro level awkward and tense. She is a dumbass to be sure but still.... Wow.

https://youtu.be/CUJhxQy4yyU

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