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I've got a friend who works the Se7en o'clock shift at the ER that would beg to differ. You'd be amazed the kind of things people accidentally fall on.
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DandyLion posted:I've got a friend who works the Se7en o'clock shift at the ER that would beg to differ. You'd be amazed the kind of things people accidentally fall on. The discovery of penicillin?!
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DandyLion posted:I've got a friend who works the Se7en o'clock shift at the ER that would beg to differ. You'd be amazed the kind of things people accidentally fall on. That's more like an uncleaning. And the person could star in an extreme porn parody of the WWF, as The Iron Anus.
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DandyLion posted:You'd be amazed the kind of things people "accidentally" fall rear end first on.
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Franchescanado posted:Speaking from experience? He wasn't answering the question, just giving the original goon some much needed grooming advice.
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skander posted:That's more like an uncleaning. And the person could star in an extreme porn parody of the WWF, as The Iron Anus. Do a whole butt-themed parody, with "Ravishing" Rick Rosebud, Bobby "The Backdoor" Heenan, King Kong Bunghole...
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 My local craigslist Not paying you haha sorry
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Franchescanado posted:Speaking from experience? you can't unbutter bread, man
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Science WHORE posted:
This seems like a poorly thought through plan.
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Stoatbringer posted:This seems like a poorly thought through plan. Dude just found out he's sterile
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As someone who formerly worked in EMS I can assure you that it is really common to get a shampoo bottle stuck in your rectum. To avoid this common accident this is why I exclusively only use square shaped shampoo bottles in the shower or I will dump the shampoo out and place it in a zip lock bag. It's super common and a risk that is easily avoidable if you bathe. I didn't realize it was a epidemic until I was in EMS
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Hollismason posted:As someone who formerly worked in EMS I can assure you that it is really common to get a shampoo bottle stuck in your rectum. To avoid this common accident this is why I exclusively only use square shaped shampoo bottles in the shower or I will dump the shampoo out and place it in a zip lock bag. lol
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PYF Funny Pictures: I can assure you that it is really common to get a shampoo bottle stuck in your rectum
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Ok who's gonna tell him
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Hollismason posted:As someone who formerly worked in EMS I can assure you that it is really common to get a shampoo bottle stuck in your rectum. To avoid this common accident this is why I exclusively only use square shaped shampoo bottles in the shower or I will dump the shampoo out and place it in a zip lock bag. Square peg, round hole, etc etc
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Indecisive posted:sports   Pure poetry
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1redflag posted:Square peg, round hole, etc etc Wouldn't it be the star-shaped hole?
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Indecisive posted:sports Vitruvian footballer, nice.
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Kajeesus posted:Ok who's gonna tell him joke people pls
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I took this screen shot of the LA beast, pictured shortly after eating a 5 lb. bag of sugarfree gummi bears. 
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I assume that's the countdown until colon-tearing diarrhea hits
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NotAnArtist posted:I assume that's the countdown until colon-tearing diarrhea hits It's counting up, but you are 100% correct. The video is hilarious, as was his follow up review of the product on Amazon.
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Is goons not understanding the golden ratio a meme?
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fullroundaction posted:Is goons not understanding the golden ratio a meme? Correct. Goons is not understanding the golden ratio a meme.
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fullroundaction posted:Is goons not understanding the golden ratio a meme? It's the tamest, lamest meme ever made Snapchat A Titty posted:Correct. Goons is not understanding the golden ratio a meme. This on the other hand holy loving loly
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fullroundaction posted:Is goons not understanding the golden ratio a meme? 
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skander posted:Wipe your rear end. I wanted to try this but didn't have a bayonet so I half-assed it with a Bowie knife.
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I had a good laugh at this because my state has spent over $90 million on a rail tranist system that's not even half finished, recently decided they wanted to rebuild half of it and the parts that are done look like complete poo poo. So it's funny in two ways for me, that's all. 
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Nuebot posted:I had a good laugh at this because my state has spent over $90 million on a rail tranist system that's not even half finished, recently decided they wanted to rebuild half of it and the parts that are done look like complete poo poo. So it's funny in two ways for me, that's all. It sure would be great if we could just summarily execute everyone involved in boondoggles like that.
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Johnny Aztec posted:It sure would be great if we could just summarily execute everyone involved in boondoggles like that. "In a statement released on May 16, 2016, the Federal Transit Authority (FTA) revealed that they estimate it will cost between $900 million and $1.2 billion more than HART's recently announced $6.9 billion budget to complete rail, driving the total cost to as much as $8.1 billion for the 20 mile line. In addition, the FTA estimated completion of the rail system would be delayed nearly five years until December of 2024" did I say $90 million? I meant $900 million  .
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Nuebot posted:"In a statement released on May 16, 2016, the Federal Transit Authority (FTA) revealed that they estimate it will cost between $900 million and $1.2 billion more than HART's recently announced $6.9 billion budget to complete rail, driving the total cost to as much as $8.1 billion for the 20 mile line. In addition, the FTA estimated completion of the rail system would be delayed nearly five years until December of 2024" did I say $90 million? I meant $900 million 8.1 Billion?! I could get .5% of a fighter jet that doesn't work for that kind of money!
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Correct. Goons is not understanding the golden ratio a meme. 
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Clitch posted:8.1 Billion?! I could get .5% of a fighter jet that doesn't work for that kind of money! The original transcontinental railroad cost less than a billion dollars in 2015 dollars. Granted, now we have OSHA and the EPA and antidiscrimination laws, but more than 8 times that to go 20 miles seems like a worse deal than the F-35.
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