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sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

moerketid posted:

One from a local tattooer.



ALL THE SINGLE FAIRIES
all the single fairies.
ALL THE SINGLE FAIRIES
all the single fairies.

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Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




moerketid posted:

One from a local tattooer.



Ya know, if you're going to have an artist working that close to your ladybits, you may wanna consider doing some trimming first.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Ya know, if you're going to have an artist working that close to your ladybits, you may wanna consider doing some trimming first.

I didn't even notice where the tattoo was. My word.

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day

captainOrbital posted:

Edit: On the other hand...


This is so close to being so bad it's good.

Oh well, whatever

CuteStorm
Sep 22, 2010
I love this fat little legless guy:


Originally looking for content for the Craigslist Weirdos thread, found this beauty:


I couldn't stop laughing at Bruce's arm.

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




CuteStorm posted:

I couldn't stop laughing at Bruce's arm.


Ah, yes, Hruce Kee. I remember him.

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

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Tattoo Paradise of Shreveport, LA (aka "the tattoo place next to the karate place behind the McDonald's):

The Shop:




"Ham and cheese knuckle sandwich"











chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Busket Posket posted:

Tattoo Paradise of Shreveport, LA (aka "the tattoo place next to the karate place behind the McDonald's):

The Shop:


Exactly who makes those generic red letters used for every business across American strip malls? They must make billions.

Kurr de la Cruz
May 21, 2007

Put the boots to him, medium style.

Hair Elf

chitoryu12 posted:

Exactly who makes those generic red letters used for every business across American strip malls? They must make billions.

When I worked for a sign shop, we just made them ourselves out of sheet metal, structural foam, and acrylic. They're not really hard to make at all.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Kurr de la Cruz posted:

When I worked for a sign shop, we just made them ourselves out of sheet metal, structural foam, and acrylic. They're not really hard to make at all.

It's just that they're always identical. Like those letters are a cultural signifier of "American strip mall generic business that'll be open for less than 10 years."

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Busket Posket posted:

Tattoo Paradise of Shreveport, LA (aka "the tattoo place next to the karate place behind the McDonald's):

The Shop:


"Ham and cheese knuckle sandwich"


Okay, I thought this one was funny. Not funny enough to have permanently inked onto your fingers, but funny.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Yeah, I liked the knuckles too. Cute little icons.

RaspberrySea
Nov 29, 2004


Y'all like swirly text? Well here is the tat for you, my friends.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒
"Make me look like the hairiest of Greek men."

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


MorgaineDax posted:


Y'all like swirly text? Well here is the tat for you, my friends.

Argh it looked like infected hair in the thumbnail and expanding it didn't really improve my opinion. Also what're the odds of that becoming a smudgy illegible mess in ten years?

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Do you... what? Don't leave me hanging, tattoo.

Frozen Pizza Party
Dec 13, 2005

hyperhazard posted:

Do you... what? Don't leave me hanging, tattoo.

"do you" I think is a sort of recent thing, a-la "bae, fleek etc." You do you aka do what you're doing, do what you want etc.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
Do you = be yourself.

That guy had huge pores. On the plus side his leg hair will cover that up. I mean I'm 99% sure that's a guy.

Reverse image search is my new friend

:nws: http://imgur.com/HmCEpuT
:nws: http://imgur.com/dEnnMMV


Sure it's well done but it looks like a horribly infected wound full of bees

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Thin Privilege posted:

...
Sure it's well done but it looks like a horribly infected wound full of bees
...

You say that like it's a bad thing. :colbert:

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Busket Posket posted:

Tattoo Paradise of Shreveport, LA (aka "the tattoo place next to the karate place behind the McDonald's):

The Shop:


I see your strip mall shop and raise you a shack on the side of the road!











That's most of what this guy had up on his facebook gallery. The other 75% of images was, I kid you not, little thumbnail ads like this.


I guess I can't blame him for it though. What other angle is there to compete on when your next closest shop is producing this

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

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I'm suspicious of any shop that puts obvious Instagram filters on their portfolio. Not to mention the shack that may or may not have indoor plumbing.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Busket Posket posted:

Tattoo Paradise of Shreveport, LA (aka "the tattoo place next to the karate place behind the McDonald's):

The Shop:

I'm the church next to the tattoo place next to the karate place behind the McDonald's.

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

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AlbieQuirky posted:

I'm the church next to the tattoo place next to the karate place behind the McDonald's.

I'm the Jazzercize beside the church next to the tattoo place next to the karate place behind the McDonald's

🎶 And the green grass grows all around all around

:nws: The green grass grows all around 🎶

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Busket Posket posted:

Tattoo Paradise of Shreveport, LA (aka "the tattoo place next to the karate place behind the McDonald's):

The Shop:


I dunno I mean this dude is good at tattoos of quarters.

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.


This one makes me sad. The heart and flower looked all right to my eye, if generic, and then he goes and gets the fugliest of coverups for it.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Good lord those look like they were done in crayon.

dpack_1
Mar 23, 2009

Let another's wounds be your warning
So there's a tattoo shack opposite my GF's local bar:



As a studio owner myself I just had to check out this place, I mean with a premises as inviting as that it has to have some gold right:









Oh, and to top it off, this is in their FB portfolio of pieces they want to do:



Check out the rest of the train wreck HERE

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



"Final Solutions" wanting to do lots of Confederate tattoos is just a bit too on the nose for my tastes.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
The Darth Vader/confederate flag pisses me off way more than it should. It sort of fits thematically but just argh.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

dpack_1 posted:

So there's a tattoo shack opposite my GF's local bar:





First of all, "Final Solutions Ink?" Great, now I know I don't need to beat around the bush when I ask for an enormous swastika tattoo!

Second, those boy and girl Browning deerhead designs crack me the gently caress up because inbred fuckers don't realize that the original logo has a goddamn buck and a doe in it already, so by taking the horns off the logo and flipping it like that, you've created two pair of deer, one of which is a lesbian couple

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

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dpack_1 posted:

So there's a tattoo shack opposite my GF's local bar:



what the poo poo

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

College Slice
"I'm a rebel. I rebel" -Darth Vader

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

First of all, "Final Solutions Ink?" Great, now I know I don't need to beat around the bush when I ask for an enormous swastika tattoo!

Second, those boy and girl Browning deerhead designs crack me the gently caress up because inbred fuckers don't realize that the original logo has a goddamn buck and a doe in it already, so by taking the horns off the logo and flipping it like that, you've created two pair of deer, one of which is a lesbian couple

What better way to pay tribute to the master race than through tattoos?








Wait, Hitler put them on who?

whoda thunkit
Sep 20, 2010

Mister Adequate posted:

I dunno I mean this dude is good at tattoos of quarters.

Oh, I thought that was the payment.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

Busket Posket posted:

what the poo poo



I like how their skin is already having 2 different gross reactions to the ink.

Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 00:19 on Jun 16, 2016

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




dpack_1 posted:

As a studio owner myself I just had to check out this place, I mean with a premises as inviting as that it has to have some gold right:



I dunno, that's an okay flowe -- oh. It's a fish. Never mind.

MoreLikeTen
Oct 21, 2012

The farmer's mistake was believing he had any control over his life.

:hb: and :smug: had a baby on someone's skin

Telemaze
Apr 22, 2008

What you expected hasn't happened.
Fun Shoe


Noooo this grosses me out so bad. It looks like bed sores!



What's going on with the raised red skin here?

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

Busket Posket posted:

what the poo poo



Why is pacman devouring those poor birds

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I had the joy of seeing a winged dick on a lady's arm at work today, it was only 1.5" long. Sad, really.

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