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TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter




Skyfall is a legit good movie god drat

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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

in the sprit of casino royale I raise u this.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy-MKdRwhHs

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
is that the one where he's getting his balls smashed in lol

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
goldeneye was the only good brosnan bondfilm

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
all bond movies without daniel craig suck

the goldeneye N64 game fuckin owned as a stoned teenager though

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

jackyl posted:

u fucker I graduated high school in 93

The Bananana posted:

hmm... checks out

Only one of them is over forty and still on this forum

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Only one of them is over forty and still on this forum

yeah the other stuff is too confusing

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Only one of them is over forty and still on this forum

And um...? What?

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

The Protagonist posted:

goldeneye was the only good brosnan bondfilm

Not really brosnan's fault though. Brosnan pretty much captured everything well about bond, but the writing and directing for all his movies were loving embarrassingly awful.

he deserved a lot better than he got.

Craig had a good initial showing with CR but all his subsequent films had varying levels of suck to them too (better than most brosnan ones but that's not saying much), but in some cases it that was also in part to due feeling like he was just phoning it in too and not just awful writing/directing.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

brosnan sucked. the only good bond movie he made was the thomas crown affair

Scannex
Oct 16, 2007

Do you want me to go harder?
Nap Ghost

Xaris posted:

Not really brosnan's fault though. Brosnan pretty much captured everything well about bond, but the writing and directing for all his movies were loving embarrassingly awful.

he deserved a lot better than he got.

Yes. He had the requisite wit and charm, there can be no debate.

People down on connery though, go to heck. He invented spycool. Hes the reason we have nice things.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Scannex posted:

He invented spycool. Hes the reason we have nice things.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztXmwXBlF-E&t=64s

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

extra stout posted:

t i m o t h y
d a l t o n
b e s t
b o n d

Truth.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

the ipcress file was better than any bond movie

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

i'm willing to bet most people haven't seen or don't recall when bond garrotes a chick with her own divested top

Scannex
Oct 16, 2007

Do you want me to go harder?
Nap Ghost

Case in point. I could barely one hand a bra clasp when it counted, let alone use it as a goddam garrote for intelligence gathering.

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009

Waltzing Along posted:

Probably had the best boobs.

Wrong. That'd be Lana Wood in Diamonds Are Forever.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Connery is good through Thunderball; You Only Live Twice and Diamonds are Forever are garbage fires IMHO.

Dalton's Bond is the best Bond.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Kuato posted:

Connery is good through Thunderball; You Only Live Twice and Diamonds are Forever are garbage fires IMHO.

I don't even remember YOLT but I can confirm Diamonds is real poo poo. It's the one where he goes nippon-native undercover and storms blofeld's volcano hideout with grenade-rifle armed ninjas IIRC


...drat that sounds awesome though

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

The Protagonist posted:

I don't even remember YOLT but I can confirm Diamonds is real poo poo. It's the one where he goes nippon-native undercover and storms blofeld's volcano hideout with grenade-rifle armed ninjas IIRC


...drat that sounds awesome though

you got them reversed. that was YOLT which did suck.\

diamonds is the laser satalite of doom with the donald trump guy

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Kuato posted:

Connery is good through Thunderball; You Only Live Twice and Diamonds are Forever are garbage fires IMHO.

Dalton's Bond is the best Bond.

From Russia with Love is good.

It's funny how quickly the movie viewing public actually got tired of Bond. It was already devolving into self parody with You Only Live Twice and Diamonds Are Forever and they hadn't even switched Bonds yet (at least in YOLT's case).

Craig's ultra dark moody phase was already wearing thin for me by Skyfall, I never saw Spectre, but I've learned to appreciate the goofiness that is DAF and the majority of the Moore films.

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
Diamonds Are Forever had two gays and a caper about diamonds. It was fabulous.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
Moore is the best though, with the best villain kill.

Scannex
Oct 16, 2007

Do you want me to go harder?
Nap Ghost
One potential knock against connery, he was likely inspiration for countless anime. The Golgo nes game comes to mind.

Guess it was inevitable. Our big eyes are irresistible.

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Craig is the best bond because he's the only Bond I could go gay for, plus he actually is built like he could be a real spyman

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Muttonchips posted:

Sean Connery was not that good. He was sexist as gently caress, didn't have that much sex appeal, and his movies did not age well. At all.

When all the baby boomers die here's how the world will remember.

1. Timothy Dalton
2. Daniel Craig
3. Pierce Brosnan

I feel like this millennials post needs to be revisited

a) he's sexist
B). He doesn't have sex appeal

lol u idiot

3. His movies did not age well

this post was not good, Sean Connery is the best bond
u

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Kuato's DEFINITIVE Bond ranking

Dalton
Connery
Brosnan
Craig
Lazenby
Moore

Given that it is in all caps and bold this list is pretty much the final word on the ranking of Bonds FYI :smuggo:

E: had a mix up, but I assure you all this is definitive

Scannex
Oct 16, 2007

Do you want me to go harder?
Nap Ghost
Is there a Dalton clip out there that can make me a true believer?

Also moore below goddamn lazenby is just :psyduck:

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009

Scannex posted:

Is there a Dalton clip out there that can make me a true believer?

Also moore below goddamn lazenby is just :psyduck:

Lazenby almost shouldn't make the list. His tenure was a statistical anomaly.

doctor iono
May 19, 2005

I LARVA YOU
it's kinda funny that the lazenby movie ends with bond cradling his dead wife and crying

and then you get the campy wildness that is diamonds are forever

never seen again
Jan 25, 2008

Airborne Viking posted:

I really wanna gently caress eva green

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

next james bond should be terry crews

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

From Russia With Love is up there with the best Hitchcock thrillers as just a good movie.

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


These last three posts... Just close the thread and goldmine before it goes downhill

naem
May 29, 2011

numberoneposter posted:

next james bond should be terry crews

I Heard it might be loki aka Tom Hiddleston

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer
Still the best scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzCIbhLUUA0

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

the slide whistle really brings it home

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
dannal creg hot

Premeditated Toast
Apr 24, 2008

Same as it ever was.

notZaar posted:

Were all the frat boys really into baccarat when the dude wrote Casino Royal? Why did they change the game?

The writers said they didn't want to confuse audiences with an esoteric card game but then they proceeded to use Mathis to explain all the rules of Hold 'Em to Eva Green/audience so why not just have him explain Baccarat to her instead in the first place?

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tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Muttonchips posted:

Sean Connery was not that good. He was sexist as gently caress

SHOCKING!

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