Bet On MMA: The Jase Won Thread

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DO YALL WANT A BOXC: Jul 20, 2010; HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!; Fun Shoe

this is the best thread ever to exist on the forums. all due respect to those other threads but really, holy cow

# ? Jun 5, 2016 06:16

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 10:10

Bundt Cake: Aug 17, 2003; ;(

jase1 posted:

Wasn't even watching because I forgot the fight was tonight. So when do I get a thread name change dedicated to me? Yeah my ego is a bit out of control at this point but gently caress it this thread is a loving profit machine for me.

Id vote for you

# ? Jun 5, 2016 06:17

DumbWhiteGuy: Jul 4, 2007; You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

jase1 you aren't betting that Trump will win the election are you?

# ? Jun 5, 2016 06:21

jase1: Aug 11, 2004; Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

I do drugs, gamble and hustle people for money does that sound like a Republican? Well actually it does but I am liberal all the way.

# ? Jun 5, 2016 06:22

DumbWhiteGuy: Jul 4, 2007; You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

jase1 posted:

I do drugs, gamble and hustle people for money does that sound like a Republican? Well actually it does but I am liberal all the way.

Well I didn't know what the odds were like or if you saw value or something

Bovada has Hillary at -225 and Trump at +195

# ? Jun 5, 2016 06:25

jase1: Aug 11, 2004; Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

Nah I will never bet on that stuff I will stick the the NBA playoffs, College and pro football and of course MMA.

# ? Jun 5, 2016 06:25

Grandmaster.flv: Jun 24, 2011

jase I always believed in you even when I posted in this thread saying you were a moron

# ? Jun 5, 2016 06:41

Bubba Smith: Sep 27, 2004; Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

jase1 posted:

Nah I will never bet on that stuff I will stick the the NBA playoffs, College and pro football and of course MMA.

jase did you bet on cleveland or Golden State? Thank you and I hope you keep getting rich.

# ? Jun 5, 2016 06:46

jase1: Aug 11, 2004; Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

I had golden State. Even though Cavs are my home team it was a consensus among my gambling friends they would lose game one by at least 10. I am betting Cleveland ML for this next game I have seen Lebron take over games in person and I fully expect him to to practically win this game himself or keep it close. Smart play is cavs with the points but any time I can get a pissed off Lebron at 2-1 I will take it especially in the NBA finals. Lebron is a master in game 2's especially after losing game 1.

# ? Jun 5, 2016 06:59

manyak: Jan 26, 2006

God bless everyone who bet on the underdogs

# ? Jun 5, 2016 07:02

Bubba Smith: Sep 27, 2004; Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

jase1 posted:

I had golden State. Even though Cavs are my home team it was a consensus among my gambling friends they would lose game one by at least 10. I am betting Cleveland ML for this next game I have seen Lebron take over games in person and I fully expect him to to practically win this game himself or keep it close. Smart play is cavs with the points but any time I can get a pissed off Lebron at 2-1 I will take it especially in the NBA finals. Lebron is a master in game 2's especially after losing game 1.

thank you. I bet $60 on warriors winning the whole series (back when the playoffs started and the line was -150) and then I have two separate plays of $10 that Warriors win 4-2 and another $10 on Warriors winning 4-3. So I hope you win your moneyline tomorrow and Cleveland pushes it to at least 6 games.

# ? Jun 5, 2016 07:31

jase1: Aug 11, 2004; Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

Thanks for the thread name change! I am sure at UFC 200 I will lose every bet and it will be rescinded but I am basking in all its glory now!

# ? Jun 5, 2016 17:21

Triticum Guzzler: Jun 16, 2002

nothing is as gratifying as a big jase1 win

# ? Jun 5, 2016 17:29

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

origami posted:

jase I always believed in you even when I posted in this thread saying you were a moron

# ? Jun 5, 2016 19:14

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Going to be really interesting to see who Brock is announced to be fighting and what the betting lines open at. In a sensible world he'd open up as a long odds dog (hasn't fought in four years, is probably still not eating a vegetable), but this is MMA and as such all sense and reason should be left at the door.

# ? Jun 6, 2016 02:40

Grandmaster.flv: Jun 24, 2011

I hope it's CM Punk

# ? Jun 6, 2016 02:56

jase1: Aug 11, 2004; Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

If Lesnar is a dog I will be betting on him.

# ? Jun 6, 2016 03:07

jabro: Mar 25, 2003; July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon

If Fedor makes quick work of his June 17 fight I'm thinking him. I want Brock to fight Hunt though.

Edit: jase hope you didn't put all of last night's winnings on the cavs tonight.

jabro fucked around with this message at 03:27 on Jun 6, 2016

# ? Jun 6, 2016 03:12

Bubba Smith: Sep 27, 2004; Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

we all agree that the Mark Coleman Commemorative UFC 200 Losing Bet is going to be on the Lesnar fight, right?

# ? Jun 6, 2016 03:33

jase1: Aug 11, 2004; Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

jabro posted:

If Fedor makes quick work of his June 17 fight I'm thinking him. I want Brock to fight Hunt though.

Edit: jase hope you didn't put all of last night's winnings on the cavs tonight.

My usual unit of 1k and I refuse to bet another dime on the cavs the rest of this series. If they win a game I may change it but gently caress the cavs. Speaking of which I'm going to game 3. Hope they win!

# ? Jun 6, 2016 04:14

Skip My Posts: Aug 15, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

jase1 posted:

If Lesnar is a dog I will be betting on him.

he will be

# ? Jun 6, 2016 04:44

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

jase1 posted:

If Lesnar is a dog I will be betting on him.

if Hunt's a dog you should be on him too

# ? Jun 6, 2016 15:56

jase1: Aug 11, 2004; Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

Now that's it's Mark Hunt I am conflicted.

# ? Jun 6, 2016 15:59

jabro: Mar 25, 2003; July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon

jabro posted:

If Fedor makes quick work of his June 17 fight I'm thinking him. I want Brock to fight Hunt though.

# ? Jun 6, 2016 16:56

The Duck of Death: Nov 19, 2009

Lid posted:

if Hunt's a dog you should be on him too

I'm guessing Hunt -160, Lesnar +130 or so for the opening odds.

# ? Jun 6, 2016 17:10

CRISPYBABY: Dec 15, 2007; by Reene

Hunt would make Lesnar crumple up into a turtle with a stiff jab, or he could get wrestled horribly. It's like I can see the fight going both ways, but neither way is a close competitive fight.

# ? Jun 6, 2016 17:36

Lloyd Boner: Oct 11, 2009; Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

lol apparently Pinnacle opened Hunt as a +200 underdog and he's been bet down to around -180. Good on whoever got on board that train.

Personally, I will probably bet on Brock a bit to ensure his defeat.

# ? Jun 6, 2016 23:53

Bubba Smith: Sep 27, 2004; Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

Lloyd Boner posted:

lol apparently Pinnacle opened Hunt as a +200 underdog and he's been bet down to around -180. Good on whoever got on board that train.

Personally, I will probably bet on Brock a bit to ensure his defeat.

yeah I'm thinking a Brock bet.

# ? Jun 7, 2016 00:15

Skip My Posts: Aug 15, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

i'm not gonna gamble for money anymore like a sucker. i'm just gonna stake 3 days to a week of probation on favorites now. sure, you may call me a retarded cowardly fag but the system works

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Jun 15, 2016 19:57

Biafraid: Jan 31, 2008; yeah.

5 on Fabio at +575 cause it's the right thing to do

# ? Jun 17, 2016 17:19

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Biafraid posted:

5 on Fabio at +575 cause it's the right thing to do

I agree.

# ? Jun 17, 2016 18:53

jase1: Aug 11, 2004; Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

1k on rory and 1k on cerrone and then 1k on both of those in a parlay and because I have no where else to post this I put 5k on cavs ml.

# ? Jun 18, 2016 02:50

Bubba Smith: Sep 27, 2004; Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

jase1 posted:

1k on rory and 1k on cerrone and then 1k on both of those in a parlay and because I have no where else to post this I put 5k on cavs ml.

I hope you win all of these

I also hope lebron james wins a performance of the night bonus

# ? Jun 18, 2016 02:56

Michael Transactions: Nov 11, 2013

jase1 posted:

1k on rory and 1k on cerrone and then 1k on both of those in a parlay and because I have no where else to post this I put 5k on cavs ml.

good luck

# ? Jun 18, 2016 03:34

Skip My Posts: Aug 15, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

I got about 75 bucks on some different Rory bets

# ? Jun 18, 2016 18:16

Skip My Posts: Aug 15, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

If Rory wins that's good, if he gets a finish that's very good and if he does it in the last 2 rounds that's insanely sick�

# ? Jun 19, 2016 02:23

manyak: Jan 26, 2006

Skip My Posts posted:

If Rory wins that's good, if he gets a finish that's very good and if he does it in the last 2 rounds that's insanely sick�

Sounds pretty good to me, good luck OP

# ? Jun 19, 2016 02:24

Marching Powder: Mar 8, 2008; stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

jase1 posted:

1k on rory and 1k on cerrone and then 1k on both of those in a parlay and because I have no where else to post this I put 5k on cavs ml.

Following the jase1 parlay with bagunatov (sic) thrown in.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 03:32

Skip My Posts: Aug 15, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jun 19, 2016 06:38

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 10:10

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Skip My Posts posted:

I got about 75 bucks on some different Rory bets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

# ? Jun 19, 2016 06:40

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