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CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Yeah that is why soft core is a thing.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 20:13

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# ? May 11, 2024 12:18

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

I thought softcore could have some nudity, but apparently that's a widely debated thing.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 20:14

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

Squizzle posted:

The actually idiotic thing is that the coloring book cover image is colored exclusively in low-effort computer gradients. That doesn't scream "hey grab some crayons and go town" to me.

Zenoscope not giving a poo poo? I'm shocked.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 20:20

purple death ray: Jul 28, 2007; me omw 2 steal ur girl

Lurdiak posted:

I thought softcore could have some nudity, but apparently that's a widely debated thing.

Softcore is like Skinemax movies and Playboy. You can maybe show some pubes, orifices of any kind are right out. I don't know if there's a name for a tier tamer than softcore.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 20:23

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Travis343 posted:

Softcore is like Skinemax movies and Playboy. You can maybe show some pubes, orifices of any kind are right out. I don't know if there's a name for a tier tamer than softcore.

Erotica.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 20:25

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,

Dacap posted:

This Gambit vs. Deadpool cover is great.

Aww Deadpool, don't be sad. It not you, it Gambit.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 20:25

purple death ray: Jul 28, 2007; me omw 2 steal ur girl

Squizzle posted:

Erotica.

USA Up All Nightcore.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 20:25

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Travis343 posted:

USA Up All Nightcore.

I miss the 90's.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 20:49

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Yeah, the porn hierarchy pretty much goes erotica/pinup>softcore>hardcore>things only Japan has words for.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 21:11

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

When I was a kid, a classmate assured me 4 X's meant animal sex, and 5 X's was with corpses.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 21:21

Name Change: Oct 9, 2005

Lurdiak posted:

When I was a kid, a classmate assured me 4 X's meant animal sex, and 5 X's was with corpses.

It's a good rule, really, Porn Standards & Practices should implement it.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 21:59

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

It's like warp factors. At 6X and above, you start damaging the fabric of reality. At 10X, you simultaneously occupy every role in every possible fetish, then turn into a mudkip.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 22:00

purple death ray: Jul 28, 2007; me omw 2 steal ur girl

Squizzle posted:

It's like warp factors. At 6X and above, you start damaging the fabric of reality. At 10X, you simultaneously occupy every role in every possible fetish, then turn into a mudkip.

That was the original ending to 2001 but the studio made Kubrick change it.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 22:02

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Ugh that cover just bugs me. Hydra guy is standing behind the booth if you look at his feet.

Now if you look at his hand...

# ? Jun 19, 2016 22:09

Keeshhound: Jan 14, 2010; Mad Duck Swagger

goatface posted:

I quite like the queue, but the perspective there is making Deadpool look 2-dimensional. It's the chair and his posture giving his legs nowhere to go, and Bob's hand is in front of the booth but that makes no sense with where he's standing. Gambit's pose just looks weird. His left hand is weird too.

Are you saying you don't think that Deadpool would put a cardboard cutout of himself in the kissing booth while he ran off to pursue a target?

# ? Jun 20, 2016 00:16

Raluek: Nov 3, 2006; WUT.

Keeshhound posted:

Are you saying you don't think that Deadpool would put a cardboard cutout of himself in the kissing booth while he ran off to get in Gambit's line?

# ? Jun 20, 2016 01:17

Captain Bravo: Feb 16, 2011; An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.

Raluek posted:

Are you saying you don't think that Deadpool would put a cardboard cutout of himself in Gambit's line while he stole Gambit's wallet?

# ? Jun 20, 2016 01:29

Keeshhound: Jan 14, 2010; Mad Duck Swagger

Why not all three?

# ? Jun 20, 2016 03:20

BetterToRuleInHell: Jul 2, 2007; Touch my mask top
Get the chop chop

I'm surprised that multiple women would line up for a man who could potentially blow you up with a kiss.

# ? Jun 20, 2016 04:12

darthbob88: Oct 13, 2011; YOSPOS

BetterToRuleInHell posted:

I'm surprised that multiple women would line up for a man who could potentially blow you up with a kiss.

Promises, promises. :bigtran:

# ? Jun 20, 2016 04:29

Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Alhazred posted:

Are you sure that defending Zenoscope is a hill worth dying on?

It's only a little death, after all.

Linked for very light NWS but relevant content.

I'll take a chance on this one, though.

Click to engorge

# ? Jun 20, 2016 05:15

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

I wondered how Foglio was paying the bills after Wizards of the Coast stopped calling.

# ? Jun 20, 2016 05:28

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

The idea of becoming aroused by Phil Foglio art stretches belief for me.

# ? Jun 20, 2016 05:47

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

Alaois posted:

can i say that she looks like she's wearing something out of This Ain't Alice In Wonderland XXX without also saying that watching porn will make your tongue rot out of your mouth and your eyes turn black as coal

Can I say I'd rather she was wearing something from the Alice in Wonderland musical porn?

# ? Jun 20, 2016 06:03

Teenage Fansub: Jan 28, 2006

USG #8

# ? Jun 20, 2016 08:42

Section Z: Oct 1, 2008; Wait, this is the Moon.
How did I even get here?; Pillbug

Teenage Fansub posted:

USG #8

I am enjoying this influx of sensitive sentinels.

# ? Jun 20, 2016 09:52

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

Ghostlight posted:

I wondered how Foglio was paying the bills after Wizards of the Coast stopped calling.

I still wonder. The "people who get aroused by a man dressed like Godzilla and a woman dressed as a city" market can't be that big.

# ? Jun 20, 2016 10:03

quite stretched out: Feb 17, 2011; the chillest

Alhazred posted:

I still wonder. The "people who get aroused by a man dressed like Godzilla and a woman dressed as a city" market can't be that big.

yeah but if your employer falls into that market then you've got it made my friend

# ? Jun 20, 2016 10:44

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Ghostlight posted:

I wondered how Foglio was paying the bills after Wizards of the Coast stopped calling.

I'm pretty sure Girl Genius covers that. I mean, Xxxenophile came out about 25 years ago oh god I'm old.

# ? Jun 20, 2016 14:54

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

Selachian posted:

I'm pretty sure Girl Genius covers that. I mean, Xxxenophile came out about 25 years ago oh god I'm old.

Yeah that's what he was doing when TSR stopped answering his calls.

# ? Jun 20, 2016 16:03

Fossilized Rappy: Dec 26, 2012

The Foglios also did work for Steve Jackson Games in that period. Basically, they got around in tradgames back in the day.

# ? Jun 20, 2016 17:01

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Alhazred posted:

I still wonder. The "people who get aroused by a man dressed like Godzilla and a woman dressed as a city" market can't be that big.

You rang?

# ? Jun 21, 2016 01:12

AfroSquirrel: Sep 3, 2011

Section Z posted:

I am enjoying this influx of sensitive sentinels.

Which Marvel universe was it where everyone was a Sentinel?

# ? Jun 21, 2016 03:13

CzarChasm: Mar 14, 2009; I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Alhazred posted:

I still wonder. The "people who get aroused by a man dressed like Godzilla and a woman dressed as a city" market can't be that big.

Frankly it makes no sense to me.

I mean, canonically Godzilla is female, and if anything, a skyscraper rising majestically into the sky is phallic as hell. But no, these deviants gotta go Rule 63 on it. Can't we just have our normal Fem-zilla on Man Francisco porn like we used to? What the hell am I paying taxes for if not this?

# ? Jun 21, 2016 03:13