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When I finally get invited to a cool kid's party, I can't wait to show off all of these awesome magic tricks. How much trouble did Malcolm Jamal Warner get in for revealing the magician's code?
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 00:44 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 10:29 |
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bring, sell drugs
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 00:48 |
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Chinatown posted:bring, sell drugs Wouldn't it be cooler to give the drugs away?
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 00:49 |
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Please pist the video on how to get invited to parties in the first place
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 00:53 |
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Jubs posted:Wouldn't it be cooler to give the drugs away? depends
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 01:01 |
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The string trick is so lame.
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 01:03 |
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I know all these already! I need new tricks cause no one has invited to a party since 1987.
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 01:10 |
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 01:11 |
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Chinatown posted:bring, sell drugs The key is to have lots of cocaine. The greater the amount and quality, the cooler you are.
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 01:16 |
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Superior Bastard posted:The key is to have lots of cocaine. The greater the amount and quality, the cooler you are. For some reason people often think I have cocaine and stringing them along works wonders
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 01:17 |
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You know magic isn't all about illusion op.
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 01:17 |
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it's called the kitchen, it's where to go
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 01:18 |
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always keep the pinky out
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 01:18 |
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step 1. For the love of loving God don't be the fattest person in the room.
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 01:18 |
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Lol if you're a fat person and you go to a party
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 01:19 |
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Ape Fist posted:step 1. Chris Farley got invited to a lot of parties.
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 01:24 |
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 01:26 |
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hell yeah, this would be pretty cool at most parties
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 01:29 |
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h-holy poo poo!
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 01:32 |
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Any advice other than busting out a gram of blow is bad advice. If you're at a party with new people and they frown at doing some blow, you're at a lame party and you'd only be uncool if they liked you.
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 01:34 |
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First, take out the garbage. Then go around and collect any extra garbage that people might have, like a crumpled-up napkin, and take that out too. Pretty soon people will want to meet the busy garbage guy.
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 01:36 |
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- smoke and lean against a wall - roll cigarette pack into sleeve - eye everyone that walks by you - spit on the floor - shove someone smaller than you - steal a full bottle of hard liquor and drink by the river till you pass out so you dint have to go home and see your dad
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 01:36 |
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Drugs aren't cool.
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 01:38 |
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Yeah, I saw that Best of the Worst episode too.
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 01:42 |
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do the helicopter with your dingus
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 01:43 |
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SHISHKABOB posted:Drugs aren't cool. DO ME A FAVOR! DON'T PREACH TO ME! DON'T GIVE ME ANY ADVICE! AND DON'T YOU EVER TRY TO BE MY FRIEND!!!!!!!
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 01:45 |
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jubs!!! :/
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 01:47 |
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This guy sells the weakest weed ever no good
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 01:47 |
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the best thing to be cool at parties is talk nonstop about red letter media, star worlds, game of throne, and sonic the hedgehog. then take out your dick. the n put it away then leave quickly
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 01:50 |
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 01:51 |
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Jubs posted:Chris Farley got invited to a lot of parties. See: Drugs.
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 01:58 |
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Doggir posted:See: Drugs. But he probably wasn't the one bringing the drugs to the party. So that and being the fattest guy there are two strikes against him.
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 02:04 |
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Chinatown posted:bring, sell drugs
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 02:06 |
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Jubs posted:But he probably wasn't the one bringing the drugs to the party. So that and being the fattest guy there are two strikes against him. You're allowed one fat guy per party. But they have to be able to do a mountain of drugs. Every cool party has one.
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 02:10 |
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if you look around the party and dont see a drugged out fatty its probably you
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 02:14 |
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let me know when they make a "how to have sex at parties"
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 02:15 |
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Jubs posted:Wouldn't it be cooler to give the drugs away? If you're in socialist Europe, maybe. But in the USA, if you give away drugs you're a pinko commie and should be beaten up. Unless it's really good poo poo. Then you're cool.
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 02:19 |
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You give it away for free the first time...
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 02:21 |
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Just think about how cool Starbucks is, they give their drugs away for free and call it a "sample".
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 02:22 |
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Iron Prince posted:let me know when they make a "how to have sex at parties" The Boys & Girls Guide to Getting Down In all honesty, it's actually a really funny and accurate movie.
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 02:23 |