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Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*
I just had to renew my passport in YOOL 2016 and the only option they gave me to pay the fee was a check or money order for christ's sake.

Now if they offered bitcoin however, what an improvement that would be right?

....right?

Mercury_Storm fucked around with this message at 22:28 on Jun 22, 2016

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Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

people who say checks are backwards have no room to complain when "cash only" exists.

holy poo poo the number of restaurants that are cash only. gently caress that. i'm not carrying around wads of bills and coins, and i'm certainly not using the ATM with fees in your lobby

my phone case has a slot for cards and i carry my driver's license and debit card in it. that's it.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

CapnAndy posted:

You will notice that in spite of these flaws we have all the money and all the guns, so, y 'know. Make us. :colbert:

Well, you either reform your primitive banking system now or you gonna have to watch the captains of industry do it for you, with the cryptographically backed payment system of the future. It's your choice, change or total bitcoin annihilation

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
With the advent of magnetic strip readers you can attach to your phone, there's no excuse for cash only.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

"our business isn't solvent if the big banks take their 1.9%!!!!!!"

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

actually, with restaurants and probably most others, it's "we have to pay taxes on money we get from card transactions and our business is only solvent if we can hide half our income from the government"

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Tuxedo Gin posted:

people who say checks are backwards have no room to complain when "cash only" exists.

holy poo poo the number of restaurants that are cash only. gently caress that. i'm not carrying around wads of bills and coins, and i'm certainly not using the ATM with fees in your lobby

my phone case has a slot for cards and i carry my driver's license and debit card in it. that's it.

Lol u pay ATM fees. Mines free even 7$ ones in Vegas. Poor, maintain a balance and it's free. Actually I get 2.5% on my checking too. Less than Bitcoin tho

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

you still pay fees

you just get them refunded at the end of the month or whatever

it's the principle of the thing

also if you take money out of an ATM you have to deal with change and that's dumb and annoying

much better to just swipe your card and be on your way

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

This reminds me, back in the the day, when I used to read this thread, there was this one guy called "dank" or something. I remember he

- tried to do a bitcoin source code audit and asked in a thread what #include means

- worked on becoming a rockstar by practising guitar every week and looking down on all the moochers who are never going to achieve their goals in life

- tried to open a hookah bar without any money or business plan and was begging for loans

- got way too much into drugs and had a psychotic break where he saw his own death. Supposedly some biker gang was stalking him and was trying to kill him or something?

- last thing I remember was that he was convinced to be the second coming of Jesus Christ and that his destiny was to organize the biggest rock festival in the world and create world peace.

What happened to that guy? Was there ever any payoff?

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

was that the guy who moved into an abandoned cargo container

or was that some other bitcoin nutscase

they all seem to meld into each other after a while

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Dank's psychotic break eventually grew to the point where even other bitcoiners were telling him to get help.

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

Cojawfee posted:

With the advent of magnetic strip readers you can attach to your phone, there's no excuse for cash only.

Some businesses are cash only so they can dodge paying tax on their income :eng101:

A Man With A Plan
Mar 29, 2010
Fallen Rib

waitwhatno posted:

This reminds me, back in the the day, when I used to read this thread, there was this one guy called "dank" or something. I remember he

- tried to do a bitcoin source code audit and asked in a thread what #include means

- worked on becoming a rockstar by practising guitar every week and looking down on all the moochers who are never going to achieve their goals in life

- tried to open a hookah bar without any money or business plan and was begging for loans

- got way too much into drugs and had a psychotic break where he saw his own death. Supposedly some biker gang was stalking him and was trying to kill him or something?

- last thing I remember was that he was convinced to be the second coming of Jesus Christ and that his destiny was to organize the biggest rock festival in the world and create world peace.

What happened to that guy? Was there ever any payoff?

The first one was Atlas, the bitcoin wunderkind who brought women to orgasm through his inherent value. He was just a dumb teen. All the rest of those are dank though, yeah.

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

waitwhatno posted:

This reminds me, back in the the day, when I used to read this thread, there was this one guy called "dank" or something. I remember he

- worked on becoming a rockstar by practising guitar every week and looking down on all the moochers who are never going to achieve their goals in life

- tried to open a hookah bar without any money or business plan and was begging for loans

- got way too much into drugs and had a psychotic break where he saw his own death. Supposedly some biker gang was stalking him and was trying to kill him or something?

- last thing I remember was that he was convinced to be the second coming of Jesus Christ and that his destiny was to organize the biggest rock festival in the world and create world peace.

What happened to that guy? Was there ever any payoff?

yes. he may also have sent more than a grand in cash via USPS with too many stamps and without insurance. what happened? schizophrenia

waitwhatno posted:

- tried to do a bitcoin source code audit and asked in a thread what #include means

this was actually atlas. he's given up on bitcoin and decided to become immortal instead

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer
will someone please just start the wiki about bitcoin people

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

Adix posted:

this was actually atlas. he's given up on bitcoin and decided to become immortal instead

probably a wise choice.

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

lol Bitcoins price has crashed 22% in less than 3 days.
Currency of the future!

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
It's kind of sad that bitcoin has become such a chinese warehouse full of processors sort of endeavor now. I really miss reading these threads when people were giving themselves heat strokes in their apartments :(

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Tuxedo Gin posted:

much better to just swipe your card and be on your way

In this regard, Germany is Bitcoin: The Cuntry.
Try to convince the average (on average slightly old) German that swiping cards is the way to go and the typical response will be some combination of ":bahgawd: But what about my god-given right to stuff my life savings into a mattress (also investing is weird and ungerman)" and ":freep: Big Government is coming for ARE FREEDOMS".

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

blowfish posted:

In this regard, Germany is Bitcoin: The Cuntry.
Try to convince the average (on average slightly old) German that swiping cards is the way to go and the typical response will be some combination of ":bahgawd: But what about my god-given right to stuff my life savings into a mattress (also investing is weird and ungerman)" and ":freep: Big Government is coming for ARE FREEDOMS".

Chinese are like this too. My former father in law has the equivalent of tens of thousands of dollars in grocery bags in his closet and in drawers.

LGD
Sep 25, 2004


a minor 20% correction is nothing to worry about, Bitcoin is a safe and stable store of value that you can depend on

Partycat
Oct 25, 2004

vortmax posted:

I mailed a check to my landlord every month for nearly 13 years. Last week she told me she finally accepts direct deposit, so I can send it from my bank account to hers starting next month. I have no idea what I'm going to do with all these stamps I have left.

Send like a birthday card or christmas card ? Print out and mail a bitcoin ?

Partycat
Oct 25, 2004

CapnAndy posted:

Yeah, they're amazingly on top of things. I can go on vacation and start dropping serious money in a city I'm never in and it all goes through, but somebody got my credit card number and tried to buy themselves lunch and that poo poo got detected, shut down, and I had a new card by overnight mail.

Amex did this exact thing for me, including the lunch fraud. Bitcoin hasnt caused me any fraud but I'm not dumb enough to use it. Yet.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Partycat posted:

Amex did this exact thing for me, including the lunch fraud. Bitcoin hasnt caused me any fraud but I'm not dumb enough to use it. Yet.

Amex has this poo poo on lock. We pay for that.

WAMPA_STOMPA
Oct 21, 2010

Tuxedo Gin posted:

Chinese are like this too. My former father in law has the equivalent of tens of thousands of dollars in grocery bags in his closet and in drawers.

i think thats because china has a weak social safety net + a legit chance the govt will steal/devalue all your money, lol

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Darth123123 posted:

Amex has this poo poo on lock. We pay for that.

I always assume it's because I have the delta Amex so they know when I fly somewhere for work or when we go on a dive trip but it is ridiculous how it always works for me and even the fraudulent one in Barbados like a day after we left triggered all kinds of alerts

they have this poo poo nailed

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Yeah I figure part of it is that there's some giant computer deep in Wells Fargo headquarters that knows I bought tickets to and a hotel room in whatever city, so I'm probably there, but I showed no sign of going to a different city, and it trips an Unexpected Payment flag and everything just goes on auto until I call in to ask why my credit card's being declined with a message to call the bank. It's an invasion of privacy I guess, but who cares, it's for my benefit and I trust the bank with all my money anyway, they're trustworthy.

It's like trust makes finance work or something who knew

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

blowfish posted:

In this regard, Germany is Bitcoin: The Cuntry.
Try to convince the average (on average slightly old) German that swiping cards is the way to go and the typical response will be some combination of ":bahgawd: But what about my god-given right to stuff my life savings into a mattress (also investing is weird and ungerman)" and ":freep: Big Government is coming for ARE FREEDOMS".

to be fair, historically speaking being worried the german government is coming for your freedoms has not been that crazy :ohdear:

WAMPA_STOMPA
Oct 21, 2010

evilweasel posted:

to be fair, historically speaking being worried the german government is coming for your freedoms has not been that crazy :ohdear:

esp for those of the jewish persuasion

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

WAMPA_STOMPA posted:

i think thats because china has a weak social safety net + a legit chance the govt will steal/devalue all your money, lol

well he lived in Taiwan not China so i think it might be cultural

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Darth123123 posted:

I don't understand why businesses do this - charge a fee for an electronic transaction that costs less, is immediately verifiable (no insufficient funds returns), doesn't require imaging/storing paper, and likely has a lot of other manual processes associated with it. My mortgage company does this.

Because instead of doign it themselves they're using a third party to handle transactions, but aren't willing to pay for that service so they pass the fees on to their customers. Utilities get away with this because everyone has to have water and it's not like you have a fuckin' choice of which water company delivers water to your house.


Mercury_Storm posted:

I just had to renew my passport in YOOL 2016 and the only option they gave me to pay the fee was a check or money order for christ's sake.

It's funny how some government agencies like the DMV are OK with paying Visa, Mastercard, etc. transaction fees to process your payment - or at the worst, passing those fees to you - but others like the passport office aren't willing to engage with a fee processor at all. Could be some kind of arcane dumb outdated security rule but I doubt it.

Tuxedo Gin posted:

actually, with restaurants and probably most others, it's "we have to pay taxes on money we get from card transactions and our business is only solvent if we can hide half our income from the government"

They know they can't get away with charging their credit card customers 2.5% extra, but they also don't want to just eat the card processing fees (which are pretty stupidly high for what those companies are actually doing and how efficient they are at doing it... it does not cost Visa $2.50 to process a $100 credit card transaction) and they don't want to or don't understand the idea of raising all their prices across the board to cover their overall overhead from processing cards. And/or they're paranoid that customers are just going to do a chargeback and they'll have to document the charge.

Plus yes a lot of restaurants and other small businesses run all-cash operations in order to conceal part of their income for tax dodging purposes.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

Leperflesh posted:

They know they can't get away with charging their credit card customers 2.5% extra, but they also don't want to just eat the card processing fees (which are pretty stupidly high for what those companies are actually doing and how efficient they are at doing it... it does not cost Visa $2.50 to process a $100 credit card transaction) and they don't want to or don't understand the idea of raising all their prices across the board to cover their overall overhead from processing cards. And/or they're paranoid that customers are just going to do a chargeback and they'll have to document the charge.

Plus yes a lot of restaurants and other small businesses run all-cash operations in order to conceal part of their income for tax dodging purposes.

that's a lot of words to say "yes, they are bad at running a business"

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




vortmax posted:

I mailed a check to my landlord every month for nearly 13 years. Last week she told me she finally accepts direct deposit, so I can send it from my bank account to hers starting next month. I have no idea what I'm going to do with all these stamps I have left.

Pranks. Or thank you notes, nobody sends thank you notes anymore. Or get a prison pen pal.

Combine all three ideas and send a prank letter to an incarcerated bitcoiner thanking them for all the laughs.

Darkhold
Feb 19, 2011

No Heart❤️
No Soul👻
No Service🙅
Bit late but Halifax would every three months or so decide that anything I bought online that wasn't from amazon must be fraud and would shut off my card until I called them. After about a year of this they switched to not shutting my card off instead calling me every three months to make sure I did indeed mean to purchase Tropico 4 from Steam for £10. After about a year of that I switched to doing all my online business with a different card that hasn't messed with me once.

I really don't like Halifiax for that and other reasons but my wife thinks it'd be too stressful to switch all of our automatic payments to a different bank. Oh well.

Shame I didn't know much about bitcoin when all of this was going on. I could have switched to that instead and not bought anything but child porn and drugs for awhile to stick it to those nasty bankers.

Darkhold fucked around with this message at 08:53 on Jun 23, 2016

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
I tried to order a subscription to NJPW World (Japanese pro wrestling streaming site) at like 3am one night and my credit union said "holy poo poo, this can't be right" and canceled my debit card.

I had to call them and say "yes, this is something I meant to order, my card is totally in my hands and everything" but then I just couldn't bear to re-order it, so thanks credit union for saving me 999 Yen a month.

turbomoose
Nov 29, 2008
Playing the banjo can be a relaxing activity and create lifelong friendships!
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:backtowork:

This article is terrible. I work at a company that makes check fraud software for banks and while most of what is in here is correct, he kind of shows why checks are fine to use at the end of the article; you almost always get your money back. If you complain to a bank about unauthorized funds they will refund you. On top of that, personal check fraud is one of the least common types of check fraud and WAY WAY easier to catch.

Most check fraud is done with corporate accounts since there are way more transactions and thus it is easier to hide. In addition, the amounts are actually worth going after. Companies writes checks for tens of thousands of dollars, people write checks for maybe hundreds.

The situation he describes here:
"it’s possible for a sneaky fraudster to quietly siphon relatively small sums out of our accounts for years without us noticing."
never happens. Because no one is risking that much for like $10/month, when you could do it once for $10k

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

waitwhatno posted:

It's your choice, change or tonal bitcoin annihilation

One bong at a time.

Adix posted:

will someone please just start the wiki about bitcoin people

Yes please, it turns out we don't just need [[Bruce (disambiguation)]] but also [[Category:Bitcoin users who obviously had literal psychotic breaks]] or something.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

turbomoose posted:

This article is terrible. I work at a company that makes check fraud software for banks and while most of what is in here is correct, he kind of shows why checks are fine to use at the end of the article; you almost always get your money back. If you complain to a bank about unauthorized funds they will refund you. On top of that, personal check fraud is one of the least common types of check fraud and WAY WAY easier to catch.

Most check fraud is done with corporate accounts since there are way more transactions and thus it is easier to hide. In addition, the amounts are actually worth going after. Companies writes checks for tens of thousands of dollars, people write checks for maybe hundreds.

The situation he describes here:
"it’s possible for a sneaky fraudster to quietly siphon relatively small sums out of our accounts for years without us noticing."
never happens. Because no one is risking that much for like $10/month, when you could do it once for $10k

You just shut this dead thred down bro

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Jul 6, 2013



Darth123123 posted:

You just shut this dead thred down bro

I do not consent!

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