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bean mom

Where she stabbed me wasnt an accident either :(

I was a baseball player destined for the pros, but she sliced into my throwing arm's shoulder and really hosed things up

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bean mom

sorry enough depressing stories

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Scaly Haylie

Zyla posted:

Where she stabbed me wasnt an accident either :(

I was a baseball player destined for the pros, but she sliced into my throwing arm's shoulder and really hosed things up

christ.

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Zyla posted:

Where she stabbed me wasnt an accident either :(

I was a baseball player destined for the pros, but she sliced into my throwing arm's shoulder and really hosed things up

you're a much stronger man than i for not pressing charges

Saint Isaias Boner

hi how are you

MrWillsauce posted:

I am imagining a holocaust survivor seeing saint boner's avatar

They would ask what anime it was from

bean mom

MrWillsauce posted:

I am imagining a holocaust survivor seeing saint boner's avatar

a Iot of the human testing was to find out how to make anime reaI

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Scaly Haylie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvR8Or3hgCM :unsmith:

Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless
http://i.imgur.com/1G7QxJs.mp4

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Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless

cool

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misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit
Thanks for telling the story, Zyla. I've experienced a lot of crazy and your ex is a particular kind of crazy I've seen a lot of. I've never been stabbed though.

tao of lmao

MrWillsauce posted:

your honor, if it pleases the court I'd like to suck mister allen's dick.

I'll allow it

objection! suck my balls

tao of lmao

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Typical Gawker, making a joke out of the whole thing when the "hilarious" verbal altercation started with the defendant complaining that his lawyer wasn't properly representing him and that he'd in fact been trying to sexually blackmail him, and the judge dismissing his concerns and telling him he has no other option other than to stay with this lawyer or defend himself, which means he will probably lose.

I'm glad they're going bankrupt.

Fair point, but have you considered this argument: Suck My Dick.

Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless

tao of lmao posted:

Fair point, but have you considered this argument: Suck My Dick.

I'll allow it.

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Renegret

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

tao of lmao posted:

Fair point, but have you considered this argument: Suck My Dick.

how much you payin'

FluffieDuckie

misty you've been funny as hell lately :love:


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

eonwe



FluffieDuckie posted:

misty you've been funny as hell lately :love:

Ahundredbux

The right to bear arms
I want to dig a hole in the earth and plant myself into it and my feet will get nutrition from the earth like roots I am convinced this will work


constructive criticism is welcome

HighwireAct


Pozzo's Hat
Really sorry to hear all of that Zyla :(
It's good that you managed to get out of that nightmare though

Also I just read the “big dick daddy disney's dongarium” thread and i'm in tears

9hotonic

(after hearing the library has games , i arrive at the front desk, disguised as a non-gamer)

"er.. im here for some.. book's"

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Heya 9hotonic!!

FluffieDuckie posted:

Welcome back :buddy:

hiya!! its pouring down with rain over here and u can really feel the summer spirit. how are u guys

symbolic

happy 19th birthday to me :toot:

eonwe



symbolic posted:

happy 19th birthday to me :toot:

:toot:

Macnult

symbolic posted:

happy 19th birthday to me :toot:

happy birthday, Symbolic!

FluffieDuckie

symbolic posted:

happy 19th birthday to me :toot:


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

I Was The Fury

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

symbolic posted:

happy 19th birthday to me :toot:

Oh man, hope you have the happiest! Congratulations my dude!

Renegret

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy
I passed my nerd test

now I get to do it all over again in august

Renegret

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy
I ate a :bagl: with lox and cream cheese to celebrate

Robot Made of Meat

symbolic posted:

happy 19th birthday to me :toot:

:toot:


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Macnult

Renegret posted:

I passed my nerd test

now I get to do it all over again in august

heck yea!

HighwireAct


Pozzo's Hat

symbolic posted:

happy 19th birthday to me :toot:

Have a gud1 bud

symbolic

thanks, everyone! :)

as an added bonus, my birthday gift is the Steam summer sale in about ten minutes, so that's convenient. :toot:

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symbolic posted:

happy 19th birthday to me :toot:

congrats on making it another year! :toot:
what are you doing to celebrate

symbolic

DraconicImpulse posted:

what are you doing to celebrate
just going out to eat with family. nothing all too festive.

Ahundredbux

The right to bear arms

symbolic posted:

happy 19th birthday to me :toot:

congrats !! it only gets worse better from here on out!!

Scaly Haylie

parents just went out of town for the weekend a few hours ago and the cat is sitting on the steps leading out of the front room like he always does when he waits for dad to get off work. poor guy.

death sext


are you going to break the news to him?


Scaly Haylie

death sext posted:

are you going to break the news to him?

if by "break the news to" you mean "cuddle" then yes

Scaly Haylie

so uh

who else thought brexit was a medication until recently?

death sext


Lizard Wizard posted:

if by "break the news to" you mean "cuddle" then yes

this is how I break news to everyone


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DONKEY SALAMI

donkey? donkey?

symbolic posted:

happy 19th birthday to me :toot:

are you sonic the hedgehogg

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