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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


xbilkis posted:

Joke's on all of you the Zipster Orthedics are going to be the hottest signature shoe in 5 years

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Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

xbilkis posted:

Joke's on all of you the Zipster Orthedics are going to be the hottest signature shoe in 5 years

The Joke is on you! The Zipster Orthos are going to change footwear... forever!

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
I had a Chilean surgeon graft a piece of my hip bone onto my foot so I could be more like my hero, Paul Zipser

rabidsquid
Oct 11, 2004

LOVES THE KOG


hey good news dejan the pistons blogs think they stole Ellenson with the 18th pick

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

R.D. Mangles posted:

uh, next bulls draft pick is Bobby Chomper from A Volcano At The Bottom of the Ocean, he has two vestigial arms and a habsburg jaw, his nickname is "Asthma Goro"

Good news is the Bulls medical staff gave Valentine the thumbs up.

https://twitter.com/NickFriedell/status/746193689702072320

And more Forman :lol:s

https://twitter.com/CodyWesterlund/status/746194022822121474

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

rabidsquid posted:

hey good news dejan the pistons blogs think they stole Ellenson with the 18th pick

When you can lock up your back up power forward slot with a non defender ,and ignore starter quality players, well you've gotta do it

Miguel did this draft song, thats why 2/3rds of the players were dressed as miguel

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
Well, we got a guard. Does he have a chance to see minutes?

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Rick posted:

Can someone let the drafters know that Jordair Jett is still available?

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
Marcus Paige and a dude from fuckin weber state gently caress that

Also lol that Nader got drafted

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

That Weber State guy kind of looks like a physical freak though. Then again Jay Bilas can make dogshit sound appealing.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
Can someone tell me why Cat Barber sucks, the two games I saw him in he looked cool

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
That was a fun draft

morestuff posted:

Can someone tell me why Cat Barber sucks, the two games I saw him in he looked cool

He can't really shoot. He's awesome though

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
My beautiful ferret man did not get drafted :(

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
I might have a brief fling with the Nuggets. They sound like a fun team.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

Dejan Bimble posted:

That was a fun draft


He can't really shoot. He's awesome though

He'll look great on the Greensboro Sting or Swarm or whatever they're calling it

GhostOfMagellan
Mar 12, 2012
Goddammit gently caress you Utah you dumb assholes.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

Niwrad posted:

That Weber State guy kind of looks like a physical freak though. Then again Jay Bilas can make dogshit sound appealing.

He's a super good rebounder which i guess is something but that's pretty much it

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Rick posted:

Can someone let the drafters know that Jordair Jett is still available?

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

GhostOfMagellan posted:

Goddammit gently caress you Utah you dumb assholes.

The hill trade still makes the draft a net win so it's all good

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Well no poo poo Roberson doesn't score espn

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
I understand why Cat and Selden weren't drafted, but I'm still sad about it.

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
I've just learned that Zhou Qi's nickname is "BIG DEVIL KING" this pick just got even better

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
I appreciate god a lot.

The Spurs draft silent tragic heroes.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

morestuff posted:

Can someone tell me why Cat Barber sucks, the two games I saw him in he looked cool
Cat Barber is the best and does not suck

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
GO SPURS GO

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
motherfucker you did not eat my grandmama's pussy take it back

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I like how he explained that he is not their fathers.

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.


Bring him in. Be nice. Cordial. Blahblahblah. One person isn't there:

Kawhi.

Just have him sit across the room. The gym. The restaurant.

And just stare.

That should be the :Spurs: test.

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
who did the knicks get

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

morestuff posted:

Can someone tell me why Cat Barber sucks, the two games I saw him in he looked cool

easy hall of fame name tools. subtle but distinct

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
did the Spurs not have a second round draft pick??? Why is that?
this league is RIGGED
#AYESHAWASRIGHT

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

MourningView posted:

My beautiful ferret man did not get drafted :(

that dude had tiny hands and looked ready to len bias from naturally occurring heart defects

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

EvanTH posted:

that dude had tiny hands and looked ready to len bias from naturally occurring heart defects

Yeah okay but he makes threes and blocks shitloads of shots and it owns. Not even all at the rim, he regularly sends people's three point attempts right back into their grills and makes them feel like sad and stupid children. He and the flying ginger Aaron White are gonna own Europe

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
awww man I get it this is the Ray McCallum hangover. sucks. 2016 sounded so far away. Could've drafted and stashed a Macedonian or something.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
I love my big, dumb second round euro center :allears:

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

The Glumslinger posted:

I love my big, dumb second round euro center :allears:

Apparently he had offers to go in the first if he agreed to stay in Europe another year. I'm glad the Lakers need a center now.

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHBEUakjPmw/?hl=en

Mitch Kupchak makes the call to select Ingram with slightly less enthusiasm than one has when ordering a pizza.

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

I guess the Hawks didn't draft anyone tremendously exciting but, dear God, this was so much better than last year's draft.

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

EvanTH posted:

who did the knicks get

Hah the answer is we signed Ron Baker
https://twitter.com/WojVerticalNBA/status/746197447827808256

MourningView posted:

Yeah okay but he makes threes and blocks shitloads of shots and it owns. Not even all at the rim, he regularly sends people's three point attempts right back into their grills and makes them feel like sad and stupid children. He and the flying ginger Aaron White are gonna own Europe

ahh that's true too I hope he generates some highlights wherever he lands. go freak ferret dude go

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Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Sam Hinkie died for all of our sins.

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