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Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

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MrCobaiiiiiiiiin
Oct 19, 2011



This girl I knew became a tattoo artist after dropping out of high school. She has no artistic ability whatsoever. This is the worst of the worst.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Man, that's backpanther bad.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Chichevache posted:

Man, that's backpanther bad.

It's even missing a limb

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
maybe it's a rescue panther

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

quote:


Hulk no!

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

300 hours later? Really?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Ok Fella posted:

300 hours later? Really?

Yeah, that's actually a black dude, the white was tattooed in.

smug jeebus
Oct 26, 2008
At least they know it's bad.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Chichevache posted:

Yeah, that's actually a black dude, the white was tattooed in.

When he realizes how bad it is it'll be easy to black it out I guess.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

This is one of those ones that's so bad but like that dude painstakingly did each of those little divots on this flaming golf ball thing and you can just tell everyone involved in the process loves it, which makes me kinda love it too

One Swell Foop
Aug 5, 2010

I'm afraid we have no time for codes and manners.
I think it's supposed to be one of the dragon's eggs from Game of Thrones but it's the wrong colors and not egg-shaped.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

One Swell Foop posted:

I think it's supposed to be one of the dragon's eggs from Game of Thrones but it's the wrong colors and not egg-shaped.

Oh so looks like we got ourselves a dragon-eggspert over here folks!

Frozen Pizza Party
Dec 13, 2005

DandyLion posted:

Oh so looks like we got ourselves a dragon-eggspert over here folks!

:golfclap:

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day

One Swell Foop posted:

I think it's supposed to be one of the dragon's eggs from Game of Thrones but it's the wrong colors and not egg-shaped.

Please don't try to ovarly explain this thing.

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

fullroundaction posted:

Please don't try to ovarly explain this thing.

No. Bad.

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity
Footballer for Liverpool and England, Nathaniel Clyne, got this amazing piece of himself as a kid.

synthetik
Feb 28, 2007

I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?
Oh no! Can you remove the "S"?

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

People censoring out the names of bad tattooists confuse me. Do they think they're protecting the innocent or something? Because that's definitely the sort of thing that people shouldn't be able to hide from.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

synthetik posted:

Oh no! Can you remove the "S"?



This is almost charming, they recognized there was a mistake, but weren't sure if it was spelling or grammar. Now, in the new version, they can have both.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

I will not believe this is not a marker.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
What's the thing like near the bottom on the left

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

sweeperbravo posted:

What's the thing like near the bottom on the left

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

One Swell Foop posted:

I think it's supposed to be one of the dragon's eggs from Game of Thrones but it's the wrong colors and not egg-shaped.

I prefer the golf ball.

hollylolly
Jun 5, 2009

Do you like superheroes? Check out my CYOA Mutants: Uprising

How about weird historical fiction? Try Vampires of the Caribbean

sweeperbravo posted:

What's the thing like near the bottom on the left

Tiger poop?

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

So are tattoo failures for most people.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Thread title.

ricketyvickyt
Sep 9, 2010


Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

One Swell Foop posted:

I think it's supposed to be one of the dragon's eggs from Game of Thrones but it's the wrong colors and not egg-shaped.

lol that must be it. All I can see is a blue waffle though.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Oh man scrolling down on this one looks like an outline of a big weird dick and now I can't unsee it

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

This is loving stupid.

Ninja Edit
:lol: facial features weren't worth putting in, but you bet your rear end her decolletage was lovingly shaded!

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014

Lmao first one is great if you imagine diamons as "demons" but spoken by a an old southern gent.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
I'm really looking forward to pics of these watercolors tattoos in 10 years and the internet posts :qq: ing about how bad they look.

dpack_1
Mar 23, 2009

Let another's wounds be your warning

Thin Privilege posted:

I'm really looking forward to pics of these watercolors tattoos in 10 years and the internet posts :qq: ing about how bad they look.

It's already happening, only takes a year at absolute most for them to start looking terrible. The :qq: is hilarious coming from both artists claiming that clients just haven't looked after the work well and it's their fault that it looks like hot garbage, as well as the clients trying to claim that was definitely the look they were going for as they wanted it to be more 'subtle' and not look like a harsh tattoo from the 40's.

ShinyBirdTeeth
Nov 7, 2011

sparkle sparkle sparkle
With your help we can prevent tiger scoliosis. Please, donate.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
Tigers weren't meant to do the dance from Thriller!!

CuteStorm
Sep 22, 2010
I went trolling #firsttattoo, I think a couple are just bad tattoo reposts, but I didn't remember them in the thread, so here you go!





This one is not the worst thing, but all I see are three nipples.


And finally, how to make sure everyone you meet is very aware you've got baggage:

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

"That day isn't today, though. I'm still in 'dismal failure' mode, as is evidenced by my choice in tattoos"

Or maybe it's signed by mom and dad and the person is remembering the time they both said that they will make their child proud?

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Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
Are those screws in the baby's eyes?

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