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Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Sometimes I order things from Amazon that aren't books.




They're CDs.

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
I dont get snapchat

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Ghostlight posted:

Sometimes I order things from Amazon that aren't books.




They're CDs.

It isn't the 90's anymore.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Skwirl posted:

I dont get snapchat


There's a reason no one made a gif of the full thing.

Zachack
Jun 1, 2000




Rhyno posted:

It isn't the 90's anymore.

Sometimes a used CD is cheaper than the mp3s. Then you rip the CD a couple of days later thanks to Prime, upload the mp3s, and toss or store the disc.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

I believe in all the ways that they say you can lose your body
Fallen Rib

Ghostlight posted:

Sometimes I order things from Amazon that aren't books.




They're CDs.

What the gently caress is a "CD" you dinosaur. My friends all listen to vinyl btw.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Rhyno posted:

It isn't the 90's anymore.

Amazon shows my first order as being in the year 2001 and it being a CD! More specifically Both Sides of the Brain by Del Tha Funkee Homosapien. That's a good CD.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

I believe in all the ways that they say you can lose your body
Fallen Rib
When DC said they were catering to 40 year olds they weren't lying.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

So that means DC will be hitting my sweet spot in 2023. That's a long wait.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

I believe in all the ways that they say you can lose your body
Fallen Rib
You might be able to fully appreciate the genius that is Red Hood by then.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
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X-O posted:

Amazon shows my first order as being in the year 2001 and it being a CD! More specifically Both Sides of the Brain by Del Tha Funkee Homosapien. That's a good CD.

poo poo. Mine was 2002 and it was the Vice City soundtrack box set.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Rhyno posted:

It isn't the 90's anymore.
I was going to say my full discography of the Distillers says otherwise, but it turns out that wasn't the 90s either.


Lurdiak posted:

There's a reason no one made a gif of the full thing.


Sweet Nightcrawler cosplay.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

X-O posted:

Amazon shows my first order as being in the year 2001 and it being a CD! More specifically Both Sides of the Brain by Del Tha Funkee Homosapien. That's a good CD.

I didn't have an account on Amazon until 2009 or so (because I didn't have a card before then - the first thing I bought were the first three Muppets movies on DVD), but I remember I once saw my mum's buying history and the first thing was Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone for PS1 in 2001 (Christmas present for my cousin, I think).

It's strange to look back at the stuff I've blown all my money on.

Wheat Loaf fucked around with this message at 08:54 on Jun 29, 2016

Timeless Appeal
May 28, 2006

Lurdiak posted:

There's a reason no one made a gif of the full thing.


Looks like they were a fan of this better short.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I had an Amazon account in the early-2000s, but in 2010 it got hacked, so I had to have them close it and start a new one. This actually really sucks because I had bought a bunch of CDs from them that would have been in my Prime Music account, but aren't.

Anyway, my first order in 2010 was for 3D Dot Game Heroes and Starcraft II: Wings of Liberty Collector's Edition.

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy
I read Ex Machina over the past few days. I love Brian K Vaugn's work but holy poo poo the ending to that series was just so bad.

Generally I don't let bad endings ruin books for me, but I think the the second half of book 5 completely ruined Ex Machina and ensured I'll never re-read it.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

I believe in all the ways that they say you can lose your body
Fallen Rib

Jordan7hm posted:

I read Ex Machina over the past few days. I love Brian K Vaugn's work but holy poo poo the ending to that series was just so bad.

Generally I don't let bad endings ruin books for me, but I think the the second half of book 5 completely ruined Ex Machina and ensured I'll never re-read it.

I don't hate Ex Machina but I thought the first half was generally excellent and the ending was.....well it was a real downer.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

X-O posted:

Amazon shows my first order as being in the year 2001 and it being a CD! More specifically Both Sides of the Brain by Del Tha Funkee Homosapien. That's a good CD.
2002, also a CD. The soundtrack from that Buffy musical episode.

That's also my only order from 2002. Then from 2003-2008 it's mostly one or two orders a year, then I jump to 8 in 2009 and 42 in 2010, so I can guess when I got Prime.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

I believe in all the ways that they say you can lose your body
Fallen Rib
2005: Ultimates: Homeland Security.
Had to look to 2006 to see that my first CD order from Amazon was Jakalope's Born 4.

Soonmot
Dec 19, 2002

Entrapta fucking loves robots




Grimey Drawer
It only goes back to 2002 for me, but I've been ordering from Amazon since like 1998 or so. First listed order for me was Rami's Spider-Man box set

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Mine is a kids in the hall season 3 box set, from 2007.

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...
I bought a PS2 memory card back in 2010. And thus began my journey into Amazon shopping, the latest chapter of which is some LED light strips for reasons.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
2008, the season 4 boxset for Farscape.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
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July 2016 Chat Thread: Amazon Dick-Waving Headquarters

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Everyone in this thread needs to be more fat dog about how they talk to each other.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

After finally getting all four volumes of the Deluxe edition of The Invisibles, i'm giving it another shot after reading the first few trades during college. God...drat this thing is dense. It's like every major theme Grant Morrison ever had in his works is allowed to run wild here, and I'm not even done with the first volume, only up to 23: Things Fall Apart. If you ever do try to attempt this, go into it like a Thomas Pychon novel, don't try to think about how all these different scenes tie together, just focus on what's happening now.

Argue
Sep 29, 2005

I represent the Philippines
I was thinking, Marvel has a couple of recurring characters who were intentionally designed to evoke DC characters (eg: Squadron Supreme, Sentry). Does DC have any recurring characters intentionally designed to evoke Marvel characters?

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



The Invisibles is how you freebase Morrison.


I look forward to your thoughts on the ending.



e^^^ no because Marvel doesn't have a huge inferiority complex about their competition. DC did make Marvel analogues around the same time as Squadron Supreme but they've never used them again, let alone given them their own on-going.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Argue posted:

I was thinking, Marvel has a couple of recurring characters who were intentionally designed to evoke DC characters (eg: Squadron Supreme, Sentry). Does DC have any recurring characters intentionally designed to evoke Marvel characters?

Very few DC characters with serious staying power don't have their roots in the golden age of comics. So, not really. I think a couple versions of Superboy kinda felt like a riff on on young Spider-Man.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




The Champions of Angor and their villains are the Avengers and a bunch of Marvel villains. It's never even been subtle.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
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Argue posted:

I was thinking, Marvel has a couple of recurring characters who were intentionally designed to evoke DC characters (eg: Squadron Supreme, Sentry). Does DC have any recurring characters intentionally designed to evoke Marvel characters?


Squizzle posted:

The Champions of Angor and their villains are the Avengers and a bunch of Marvel villains. It's never even been subtle.

There's too many to keep track of and it's not limited to Marvel and DC riffing on each other. DC doesn't really keep their's around for long but some of Marvel's KO's have real staying power like the Squadron Supreme and it's multiple incarnations and the Imperial Guard (whom are all KO's of the Legion).

redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

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OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer

Argue posted:

I was thinking, Marvel has a couple of recurring characters who were intentionally designed to evoke DC characters (eg: Squadron Supreme, Sentry). Does DC have any recurring characters intentionally designed to evoke Marvel characters?
Would you like to know more?

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Everyone does tons of homages, ripoffs, and riffs. In any superhero work that runs long enough, you will eventually meet the Fantastic Four, Hulk, and at least five members of the Justice League. It's a cosmic law. You usually get Captain America as well, not infrequently combined with Superman in the Justice League.

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

DC has a huge love/hate inferiority complex with Marvel where they try desperately to ape and also intentionally divorce themselves from what the House of Ideas is doing. So you get stuff like New Teen Titans which was DC successfully copying X-Men pretty much to a tee down to reviving a long-dormant modestly successful Silver Age book with a largely new roster.

I would say that the one nut they've never been able to crack, which they periodically continually try to replicate is Spider-Man. I largely think it's basically impossible for DC to do so, but DC has tried on and off for decades at this point to have their own S-M, even though the overarching genetics of the company makes it basically impossible.

On the other side, Marvel's been pretty satisfied keeping to their own direction except for Batman which they very very very clearly wish they could somehow replicate on their side. Unlike DC trying to have their own Spider-Man, I think it's possible for Marvel to do so (as in their creative genetics allow for the possibility) but I doubt we will ever see Marvel pull it off.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Marvel's tried to make Moon Knight into a viable Batman like 11 times now.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

And for the most part I'd rather read a book starring Marc Spector than Bruce Wayne and have for almost a decade now. That doesn't mean it will ever actually take off though. I'll just enjoy my 6-12 issues at a time and wait patiently for the next batch.


Marvel also has tried to copy its own success with Spider-Man over and over again. Speedball, Nova, Darkhawk, etc. The list goes on and on.

X-O fucked around with this message at 07:17 on Jun 30, 2016

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Argue posted:

I was thinking, Marvel has a couple of recurring characters who were intentionally designed to evoke DC characters (eg: Squadron Supreme, Sentry). Does DC have any recurring characters intentionally designed to evoke Marvel characters?

Apparently Harley Quinn just introduced a knockoff of Deadpool, but there's no way in the world I'm reading it. You could argue that Steel is totally ripping off Iron Man. And Aquaman's been stealing Namor's schtick since the 40s. Namor's just lucky he didn't have an embarrassing cartoon back in the day or every writer would write a story about how "No Namor is cool"

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Yeah but Namor doesn't do anything embarrassingly lame like talk to fish.


He fucks their humanoid queens.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!



Well, someone's mighty defensive.

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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Of course not. Dolphins are not fish.

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