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I got one for my older step sister for Christmas last year and she said it was the best gift she got!
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numberoneposter posted:Phalanx isn't capitalized but CIWS is. I don't know what band of radar flys show up on. Probably echolocation might be your best bet and put it at a frequency beyond human hearing. You would need a doppler radar and software to interpret the data. Once you have defined the location of the fly you can pass the coordinates on to your turret and give it the command to shoot when favorable flight patterns occur. USB is a stupid idea for our cool fly turret though and if we're spending five grand on a doppler radar we may as well purchase ancillary equipment that doesn't make us look like turds. We also have to consider that flies will only be murdered in whichever direction the radar is pointed, so we would also have to build a motor to spin the radar, or purchase more radars to maximize our killing potential.
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Jun 30, 2016 14:00
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I don't need one because I don't live in garbage or a horse stall.
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Jun 30, 2016 14:46
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When I was a kid my friend and I built a potato cannon and soon discovered you could (sort of) safely shoot aluminum foil balls inside. No bugs or unwary asses were safe.
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Jun 30, 2016 14:56
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Seems less fun than an electrified fly swatter, which doubles as great fun when everyone's had enough alcohol to consider presenting their bare knuckles to you
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Jun 30, 2016 15:31
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numberoneposter posted:Phalanx isn't capitalized but CIWS is. I don't know what band of radar flys show up on. Why, the flY-band, of course 
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Jun 30, 2016 17:06
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OctaviusBeaver posted:I'm in flavor of a salt weapon ban.
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Jun 30, 2016 17:36
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wouldn't it be cheaper to just fill it with sand? shooting salt seems wasteful
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Jun 30, 2016 18:41
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would coarse sea salt jam it
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Jun 30, 2016 19:41
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Rutibex posted:wouldn't it be cheaper to just fill it with sand? shooting salt seems wasteful I have salt in my apartment, but I would have to go buy sand or drive an hour to the beach.
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Jun 30, 2016 19:47
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loving LOL if you are too goddamn slow to slap a fly dead on a table with your fast-rear end gently caress Mexican reflexes This is why there aren't any great Anglo boxers, only Eastern European greats
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Jun 30, 2016 19:57
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:would coarse sea salt jam it p sure thats what you're meant to use
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Jun 30, 2016 19:59
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OctaviusBeaver posted:I'm in favor of a salt weapon ban.
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Jun 30, 2016 20:03
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Dave_Indeed posted:You would need a doppler radar and software to interpret the data. Once you have defined the location of the fly you can pass the coordinates on to your turret and give it the command to shoot when favorable flight patterns occur. It's 2016, gently caress salt use lasers. http://spectrum.ieee.org/tech-talk/aerospace/military/laser-bug-zapper-inches-to-market-
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Spiders are dicks. One time I left my keys in my car. Sitting on top of the keys, (which were placed on my driver's side seat) was a small spider. You know, the fuzzy ones with 20 eyes? It was just sitting there, looking at me 20 times over. I was banging on the window, telling it to hit the unlock button but it just continued to stare at me. Eventually the thing crawled under my seat. What a dick. e. whoops, wrong thread. Content: I own this salt gun and it is extremely satisfying. It turns flies into powder when you fire that thing from 2 inches away. SAME WITH DICK SPIDERS.
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Jun 30, 2016 21:12
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LOL if you don't just take the shot out of a regular shotgun shell and replace that with rock salt for all your spider slaying soup salting needs.
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Jun 30, 2016 21:26
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i want someone to shoot salt up my b-hole
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Jun 30, 2016 21:27
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Dave_Indeed posted:You would need a doppler radar and software to interpret the data. Once you have defined the location of the fly you can pass the coordinates on to your turret and give it the command to shoot when favorable flight patterns occur. Finally somebody who is talking some loving sense around here.
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Jun 30, 2016 22:03
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im looking for something more energy efficient than a tesla coil to destroy the ants that sneak into my kitchen
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Jun 30, 2016 22:22
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Dave_Indeed posted:USB is a stupid idea for our cool fly turret though and if we're spending five grand on a doppler radar we may as well purchase ancillary equipment that doesn't make us look like turds. We also have to consider that flies will only be murdered in whichever direction the radar is pointed, so we would also have to build a motor to spin the radar, or purchase more radars to maximize our killing potential. We don't need a motor the radar will be phased array
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Jun 30, 2016 23:39
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I use a Nerf gun to kill wasps. For some inexplicable reason, they get torn apart by a Nerf bullet but can take a shoe to the face.
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Jun 30, 2016 23:41
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These things seriously work really well. Bit pricey but they will destroy spiders and flies and such without much effort.
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Jul 1, 2016 00:02
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dog buttz posted:I use a Nerf gun to kill wasps. For some inexplicable reason, they get torn apart by a Nerf bullet but can take a shoe to the face. like a nerf foam dart can kill a wasp? I've stomped on those fuckers and don't die.
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Wendigee posted:like a nerf foam dart can kill a wasp? I've stomped on those fuckers and don't die. Yeah, I use this. My kid got it for christmas two years ago and on a whim, I grabbed it and shot it at a wasp. Literally tore it into pieces. I have no idea how it works but it does. 
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Does it shoot kosher salt? Asking for a Jewish friend...
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