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Mak0rz posted:An unreasonably high intelligence benchmark is "Can I leave it alone with food and trust it not to eat until it dies." Unfortunately that already omits like 95% of all dogges from the list so don't use that as a criterion. Is that two dogges? I only see one dogge and one pig But really, they're both good dogges 
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All dogs are good dogs but hounds are best dogs.
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Jul 1, 2016 01:11
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Mak0rz posted:An unreasonably high intelligence benchmark is "Can I leave it alone with food and trust it not to eat until it dies." Unfortunately that already omits like 95% of all dogges from the list so don't use that as a criterion. Oh god that is so representative of Ollie. He is getting better now, but as a puppy he was able to stuff an impossible amount of food into his face so fast.
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Jul 1, 2016 01:23
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Thats why I really love bullies. They will do anything to make you happy. loving anything. They have the energy to run and play, but also will totally be lazy as hell. Tycho is smart enough to be a stubborn rear end in a top hat sometimes, but he also learns his tricks and knows when we're serious about something. Downside: Holy poo poo do they get some separation anxiety sometimes. I had one eat through the wooden frame of a window to try and get out one time. That and its impossible to find a place to rent with one as you need to feed it babies to eat.
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Mak0rz posted:An unreasonably high intelligence benchmark is "Can I leave it alone with food and trust it not to eat until it dies." Unfortunately that already omits like 95% of all dogges from the list so don't use that as a criterion. Yep, I would not say this is fair, as a lab owner. My dog is relatively smart: picks up on things quickly, and is a good problem solver. However, food > literally everything else.
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Jul 1, 2016 02:20
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My dog loves me and is my shadow but he'd sell my soul for a slice of cheese
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Jul 1, 2016 03:14
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I had to work away from home today and I was sad but my wife sent me Pit Pat care package photos
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Jul 1, 2016 03:38
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Golbez posted:I had to work away from home today and I was sad but my wife sent me Pit Pat care package photos Where do I sign up for this care package
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Jul 1, 2016 04:47
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I would like dog photos daily please.
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Jul 1, 2016 04:57
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:My dog loves me and is my shadow but he'd sell my soul for a slice of cheese Its not like you can actually eat it
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Jul 1, 2016 04:59
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ElMaligno posted:Its not like you can actually eat it excuse me
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Sarah posted:Where do I sign up for this care package you must pry the Treat from his paws be warned
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Jul 1, 2016 05:07
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That's a good dogge
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Jul 1, 2016 05:23
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Thump! posted:I would like dog photos daily please. 
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Jul 1, 2016 06:54
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love taking my dog out before bed only to have him roll around in cat poop
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Jul 1, 2016 08:54
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Sounds to me like that's a catte problem, not a dogge one.
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Jul 1, 2016 08:56
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:love taking my dog out before bed only to have him roll around in cat poop That's just your dogges' way of saying, "Pet me and rub me for the next 30 minutes while I get to play in water"
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Jul 1, 2016 12:53
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Look at these good dogges. Look at them! 
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Jul 1, 2016 16:32
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Daisy update: She has friends 
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Hi, Daisy! Hi, Daisy's friends!
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holocaust bloopers posted:Daisy update: lol how long and how many treats did it take you to get that pic
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Jul 1, 2016 23:46
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I can put my dog's food down, go out the back door and around the house, go in through the front door and he still won't touch his food without permission. It's ridiculously easy to teach a dog not to touch their food without you saying so. Especially if they are food motivated.
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I suppose it only works if your dog knows what it means when you dump food in their dish, but that's like 99.99999% of dogs so I am assuming it applies to yours as well. Here is how you do it: 1. Put food into your pup's dish 2. Stand by their usual eating spot with their food in your hands while you are standing there. (We will call this the "starting position") 3. Make Fido sit. (This also works really well as a way to teach your pup how to sit, lay, give you their paw, etc). Tell Fido to stay. 4. Begin to place the food on the ground where it usually goes. 5. If Fido budges from the sitting position, you return to the starting position. 6. Do that until Fido doesn't budge (or like 3 minutes, whichever comes first. Don't hold the food hostage because sometimes a dog is a dog and doesn't know wtf you are talking about -- this is the "learning" phase). It took me like three days for this to work.
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Jul 2, 2016 01:44
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Just can't unsee it for some reason 
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holocaust bloopers posted:I would never get anything done You'd be doing a lot of petting, that's gotta be worth something.
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Jul 2, 2016 09:07
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What do I do now
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Jul 2, 2016 16:26
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pettes lots of em
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Jul 2, 2016 16:29
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The belly has been presented. Proceed to rub that belly. Rub it. Rub it good.
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Jul 2, 2016 20:21
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holocaust bloopers posted:What do I do now As a dogless person If you didn't rub dat belly i will do it myself.
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Jul 2, 2016 20:23
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holocaust bloopers posted:What do I do now She has discovered how to be adorable at will.  holocaust bloopers: starved to death because he couldn't stop petting.
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Jul 2, 2016 20:26
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holocaust bloopers posted:What do I do now
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Jul 2, 2016 20:29
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I saw Dreyfuss the St Bernard who likes to sit on my feet today. He pushed me into an apartment building.
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Jul 2, 2016 23:13
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holocaust bloopers posted:I saw Dreyfuss the St Bernard who likes to sit on my feet today. This is tearfully poetic.
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Jul 3, 2016 00:29
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 I am probably biased but I think that is the most handsome dog.
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Jul 3, 2016 00:33
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 My bestest buddy was at work last night!!! I wish I could get more pictures of him, but he doesn't hold still very long cause he's so excited for pets.
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Jul 3, 2016 01:16
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Sarah posted:
oh man i wanna pet him so much
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:oh man i wanna pet him so much
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