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evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

serious gaylord posted:

Nah, Kruijswijk hosed up himself. This isn't a case of a puncture or another rider crashing into him, he tried to eat when he shouldnt have and crashed all on his own. Don't have to wait for that.
Yeah nobody crashed Kruijswijk, he hosed up all on his own (and readily admitted as much).
It'd be different if he'd punctured or gotten hit.

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Pocket
Aug 27, 2006

Y'all just copy pasting his name or you got it written down or something?

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Pocket posted:

Y'all just copy pasting his name or you got it written down or something?

Copy pasted the guy before me and he could have put those letters in any order for all I know.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
kushwick

e: kujwick

ee: kujwijjikj

BabyFur Denny
Mar 18, 2003
Kruijswijk. People come on, it's not that hard.

The Deadly Hume
May 26, 2004

Let's get a little crazy. Let's have some fun.
IJ is pretty much a distinct letter in Dutch so it's not hard to remember. Of course I always muff the pronunciation though.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

BabyFur Denny posted:

Kruijswijk. People come on, it's not that hard.

kjjjjjkjjjjjjjk

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Interesting result in the prologue

Box Hill Strangler
Jun 27, 2007

Frozen peas are on special at Woolies! Bargain!
gently caress chris froome?

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
I'm glad Porte is raising his hopes just to inevitably crack on week 3.

Pocket
Aug 27, 2006

serious gaylord posted:

I'm glad Porte is raising his hopes just to inevitably crack on week 3.

:five: for BMC tears

Project M.A.M.I.L.
Apr 30, 2007

Older, balder, fatter...
So glad Contador and Porte rode last, just so Froome could sweat the whole day away wondering who was going to take his time from him.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Pocket posted:

:five: for BMC tears

Porte and Van Garderen crying at the side of the road together.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
When do they kiss?

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Froome throwing elbows, shoulders and knees to keep prime sprinting position in the dauphine was hilarious.

The sprint was nasty as gently caress too. Headbutting all over the shop.

simmyb
Sep 29, 2005

serious gaylord posted:

I'm glad Porte is raising his hopes just to inevitably crack on week 3.

Porte is gonna win the TDF :australia:

The Deadly Hume
May 26, 2004

Let's get a little crazy. Let's have some fun.
He is going to totally bonk out halfway up Ventoux and you know it.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I'd hate to be Roman Bardet's clumsy teammate right about now...

Project M.A.M.I.L.
Apr 30, 2007

Older, balder, fatter...
Kristoff? More like pissed off:)

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
loving Froome.

Project M.A.M.I.L.
Apr 30, 2007

Older, balder, fatter...

Xabi posted:

loving Froome.

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




Just caught up

Lol Contandor

tylertfb
Mar 3, 2004

Time.Space.Transmat.

Xabi posted:

loving Froome.

I think I'm going to fill my TdF fantasy squad with detestable riders I hate, and probably clean up.


P.S. who else expected Steven Cummings to come out of nowhere and win the stage today?

tylertfb fucked around with this message at 01:09 on Jun 12, 2016

Pocket
Aug 27, 2006

What a save https://instagram.com/p/BGpMd39BLSr/

willemw
Sep 30, 2006
very much so

And then he got punished for driving recklessly. Beyond ridiculous

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum
Anyone who wants to watch pain and suffering in some beautiful scenery, the tour de suisse is climbing both the furka and the Gotthard today. Both are really pretty alpine climbs. They finish up in Cari which I've not been to but the climb on the way up there is the cherry on suffercake.

Dirtanium
Aug 3, 2007

StarkingBarfish posted:

Anyone who wants to watch pain and suffering in some beautiful scenery, the tour de suisse is climbing both the furka and the Gotthard today. Both are really pretty alpine climbs. They finish up in Cari which I've not been to but the climb on the way up there is the cherry on suffercake.

When the winner can only manage the barest fist pump, you know it's a hard climb.

The GC seems really close. The next two days should be good.

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




No Yates in the tdf then

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/simon-yates-handed-four-month-non-intentional-doping-ban

Gibbo
Sep 13, 2008

"yes James. Remove that from my presence. It... Offends me" *sips overpriced wine*
I think the drug companies to start loving with the UCI and wada and start calling things "Go-faster-cort" or "Lungocline"

Premature
Dec 9, 2014

Shut your eyes, I don't want to get glitter in them.
Buglord

Gibbo posted:

I think the drug companies to start loving with the UCI and wada and start calling things "Go-faster-cort" or "Lungocline"

Alberterol or Alejandropoetin

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXzfY28QYWU

Its Tour Time.

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




Hyped

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
i'm stoked for this year's tour

go american riders, eat poo poo everyone else

Lyndon LaRouche
Sep 5, 2006

by Azathoth
Can't wait to see the Sky train deliver Froome another yellow jersey (not really).

thehustler
Apr 17, 2004

I am very curious about this little crescendo
No more Phil and Paul in the UK. gently caress you, ITV.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
anyone got a line on a stream? or if that's too :filez: can someone vaguely insinuate where one might be

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
If anyones got Eurosport player they've got multicam for this years tour. Great way to watch 3 french riders at the same time.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
Nice. My annual pilgrimage to this thread is always fun :)

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
Is there potential for carnage in the first week this year? Cobbles or anything? The race has pretty much been won or lost in week one for the last two years.

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HappyCamperGL
May 18, 2014

No pavé this year
But good chance of crosswinds today.

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