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Does anyone have that quote that's maybe a eulogy of I think Strom Thurmond? I remember specifically one line that went something like "and America had to determine how much we should hate niggers ("A whole lot", Thurmond contends")" or something to that effect.
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# ? Jul 2, 2016 09:50 |
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du -hast posted:Does anyone have that quote that's maybe a eulogy of I think Strom Thurmond? Some poster, not sure who posted:This week the shriveled husk of million term United States Senator and malevolent lich Jesse Helms was sealed in a bleak crypt deep beneath the sands of his native Stygia, North Carolina. Flowers placed on his grave by grieving shitheads withered and died within seconds.
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# ? Jul 2, 2016 09:55 |
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drat dude that was quick, ty I love this quote edit: The next one I need to find is the one about Ted Cruz edit2: found it: quote:I just want to remind everyone of something. Not sure who wrote it first but I remember he has a Sherman avatar du -hast has a new favorite as of 10:11 on Jul 2, 2016 |
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The word filter really makes that post.
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# ? Jul 2, 2016 10:31 |
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Chichevache posted:The word filter really makes that post. drat I didn't even notice it.
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# ? Jul 2, 2016 12:11 |
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The word filters are really on point these days hth
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# ? Jul 2, 2016 12:19 |
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Chichevache posted:The word filter really makes that post. I think the word filter should be "the Zodiac Killer" rather than "Zodiac Killer". Better grammar.
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# ? Jul 2, 2016 12:27 |
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I was always partial to Dyslexic Cultists for Ted Curz.
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# ? Jul 2, 2016 12:41 |
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The thread about those stupid militia hicks in Oregon was getting derailed by a bunch of gently caress DA POLICE posts. Then this happened:Hermetic posted:I am sorry, but you are addressing HERMETIC, the corporation created by Lowtax when I signed up for this forum. I, Hermetic, the sovereign poster do not enter into a joinder to agree to these rules about "derails", and will protect myself from attempts to violate my freedom by any means necessary. Otisburg posted:There is no gold fringe on this thread so I can post about how circumcision is actually good and cool. The Ape of Naples posted:How much should one tip a Mohel? Rick_Hunter posted:With...the tip?
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 07:36 |
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Karate Bastard posted:The word filters are really on point these days hth
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 07:51 |
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The only problem with that Jesse Helms quote is how it directly steals a Bill Hicks joke about Jesse Helms. Mangles it, too. Like you can be funny without poorly quoting other people and passing their words off as your own, that's a thing.
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 08:50 |
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That's heresy around these parts friend.
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 09:16 |
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cheerfullydrab posted:The only problem with that Jesse Helms quote is how it directly steals a Bill Hicks joke about Jesse Helms. Mangles it, too. I thought the Strom Thurmond post was using that line from Hicks as an homage.
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 10:04 |
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Lifting Bill Hicks jokes is a net good because it means people get to enjoy a joke without having to look at or listen to Bill Hicks.
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 10:27 |
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Guy Mann posted:Lifting Bill Hicks jokes is a net good because it means people get to enjoy a joke without having to look at or listen to Bill Hicks. You probably don't like Bill Hicks because you think he was a comedian.
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 10:40 |
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from the 'post in this thread to be banned' threadAirborne Viking posted:I posted on page 3 and never got banned.
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 11:54 |
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sebzilla posted:My partner and daughter are Welsh so it's a good time in the sebzilla household. Suck it up Englandailures! Tortuga posted:IS Welsh. Your partner and daughter IS Welsh.
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 13:32 |
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Ouch
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 13:52 |
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Niiiiiiiice
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 13:58 |
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Stealing from Bill Hicks is cool because gently caress him. Nice.
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 17:13 |
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cheerfullydrab posted:You probably don't like Bill Hicks because you think he was a comedian. I loved his work with TOOL
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 17:21 |
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The Strom Thurmond post is by Autopsy-Turvy, pbuh.
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 17:47 |
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That Strom Thurmond post and the HST Nixon obituary merge together in my brain into one huge rage-filled megapost, which says wonderful things about the quality of Autopsy-Turvy's posting e: Nixon. Not Reagan.
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 19:05 |
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God drat.
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 19:15 |
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Free Market Mambo posted:The Strom Thurmond post is by Autopsy-Turvy, pbuh. a magical poster. i remember his Serbia LP fondly
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bulletsponge13 posted:While checking out in the grocers, I overheard three suburban moms loudly exclaiming the virtues of Taco Lasagna. One said to add a layer or two of "real Taco Bell" to make it taste "OMG amazing!" TontoCorazon posted:It's almost as bad as people touting proudly making "homemade subway sandwiches". As in the goddamn franchise Subway. Pomp posted:"real taco bell" is upsetting me The General posted:Never. Ever. Buy Taco Bell out of the trunk of someone's car.
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 21:26 |
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Sounds like something Blue Story would have posted about but not had the energy to try
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sweeperbravo posted:Sounds like something Blue Story would have posted about but not had the energy to try I had not heard of Blue Story. Thanks for making me look it up. Now I have something to do tonight. E: ah the star wars collector husband. I have seen snips of this. Amazing. theres a will theres moe has a new favorite as of 23:57 on Jul 3, 2016 |
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sweeperbravo posted:Sounds like something Blue Story would have posted about but not had the energy to try Oh man. Is she still around? Does the baby enjoy hamburger-flavoured milk?
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 00:09 |
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She got bannaed and as far as I am aware never returned, that was the end of the gimmick/show. Something made me think of her today. I hadn't in a while. I really thought I was going to have an automatic association with Star Wars and her whole show but I really forgot about her for the past few months. The whole situation was just really bizarre, even if it was faked it was a really dedicated long con. I think I caught sight of the calendar and seemed to remember the whole thing started sometime last July, or maybe that's when it was starting to pick up steam.
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 02:03 |
Guy Mann posted:Lifting Bill Hicks jokes is a net good because it means people get to enjoy a joke without having to look at or listen to Bill Hicks. A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Stealing from Bill Hicks is cool because gently caress him. Ah, so we're in a legitimate Hicks down-cycle? I thought opinions on Hicks were starting to trend upward, again, but maybe that was just a dead Hicks bounce.
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sweeperbravo posted:She got bannaed and as far as I am aware never returned, that was the end of the gimmick/show. Something made me think of her today. I hadn't in a while. I really thought I was going to have an automatic association with Star Wars and her whole show but I really forgot about her for the past few months. The whole situation was just really bizarre, even if it was faked it was a really dedicated long con. She came back for a while after her initial ban to tell us that she had gestational diabetes lmao edit: oh and to the shock of no one, the baby was premature or there was something wrong with it, I don't remember exactly. HoAssHo has a new favorite as of 02:53 on Jul 4, 2016 |
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Centripetal Horse posted:Ah, so we're in a legitimate Hicks down-cycle? I thought opinions on Hicks were starting to trend upward, again, but maybe that was just a dead Hicks bounce. There's no trend with Hicks, there's just a steady supply of teenagers who think his observations are earth shattering because they're dumb teens. And much like Ayn Rand, Nietschze, and Monty Python, LOL if you don't grow out of that poo poo by like 20.
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 03:47 |
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Paladinus posted:Oh man. Is she still around? Does the baby enjoy hamburger-flavoured milk? Two sweaty fatboobs leaking spoiled whipping cream
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Two sweaty fatboobs leaking spoiled whipping cream forever
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:There's no trend with Hicks, there's just a steady supply of teenagers who think his observations are earth shattering because they're dumb teens. Welp. I was with you 'til Monty Python.
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 08:51 |
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:a magical poster. i remember his Serbia LP fondly You got a link to go with that?
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 09:21 |
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HoAssHo posted:She came back for a while after her initial ban to tell us that she had gestational diabetes lmao The baby was hosed because of the gestational diabetes. One of the early posts in the thread even pointed out "As you describe, you are at a tremendous risk for gestational diabetes, and that will cause problems that your child will suffer from for their entire life" and that poster quoted themselves months later with a massive "I loving told you you disgusting waste of humanity" The Bluestory response was "Quit being mean to me and offer some actual help. If you won't help me turn back the clock on 9 months of horrible mistakes then you're being mean should leave this thread" Helpful person posted:I considered both during my pregnancy, which was unplanned and occurred while I was taking medication that's really best not taken during pregnancy, a moderate smoker, and the worst, most pickiest eater on the planet. I had to go far, far, far outside my comfort zone to quit smoking cold, taper down the medication as fast as possible, and change my diet and my exercise habits. I used my ability to change during my pregnancy as a way to measure if I should adopt out. If you're at 32 weeks and nothing's changed, you should strongly consider it. You should also stop drinking two cans of soda a day because it makes you feel lovely, believe it or not. Nevermind the potential for gestational diabetes. If you still need a flavor-overload because you're used to things with so much base flavor you find non-salty, non-super-sugared food bland, get those little squeezy things of flavor for water. There are ones without artificial sweeteners. I used those and lemonade with the recommended amount of sugar to get water into myself for the first few months of pregnancy, then it was summer and I could taste things again and water was delicious. 4 months later Bluestory posted:Hi! Dropping in to mention that it is great that this thread is in GWS now, as I was just diagnosed with gestational diabetes last week. Which means that I can't eat the vast majority of fast food and froofy sandwiches anymore. No more juice, no more massive amounts of apples, no more massive amounts of bread and pasta products. No more potatoes or rice. Any lazy low-carb recipes are appreciated! By low carb I mean based on my blood sugar measurements last week I need to be under 40 carbs per meal to keep my glucose level below 120 an hour after eating, which is what the nurse instructed. I'm already eating roasted brussel sprouts and mushrooms for dinner. pentyne has a new favorite as of 10:27 on Jul 4, 2016 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:There's no trend with Hicks, there's just a steady supply of teenagers who think his observations are earth shattering because they're dumb teens. whats your excuse for not growing out of ASOIAF
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:There's no trend with Hicks, there's just a steady supply of teenagers who think his observations are earth shattering because they're dumb teens. The stage right after that one is wanting everyone to know how over those things you are.
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