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Alaois posted:whats your excuse for not growing out of ASOIAF It sucks hard. e: much like post The Anime Liker has a new favorite as of 19:08 on Jul 4, 2016 |
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the only adult activities and interests are drinking and having sex
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PBS Newshour posted:the only adult activities and interests are drinking and having sex Smoking and gambling are on my list.
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Darth123123 posted:Smoking and gambling are on my list. You can now gamble your parents money on CS:GO and other video games and smoking is just ecigs which is not very adult.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:There's no trend with Hicks, there's just a steady supply of teenagers who think his observations are earth shattering because they're dumb teens. Wait, are you saying actual Nietschze is dumb or just the "nihilism and nothing matters bro" understanding that pop culture gives us? Because I feel like Ayn Rand maybe stands alone in this group.
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burexas.irom posted:You got a link to go with that? i absolutely do not
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Geniasis posted:Wait, are you saying actual Nietschze is dumb or just the "nihilism and nothing matters bro" understanding that pop culture gives us? don't talk to hodor
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pentyne posted:The baby was hosed because of the gestational diabetes. One of the early posts in the thread even pointed out "As you describe, you are at a tremendous risk for gestational diabetes, and that will cause problems that your child will suffer from for their entire life" and that poster quoted themselves months later with a massive "I loving told you you disgusting waste of humanity" Yeah, it was infuriating because I think more than one person mentioned the risk of gestational diabetes and lots of people talked about other possible consequences of eating like poo poo during pregnancy, but she just outright refused to make more than the absolute minorest of changes to her diet. "I told you so" doesn't even begin to cover it. One of my favorite parts of that thread related to that was when she was told you're not supposed to eat cold cuts or deli meat during pregnancy and she kept arguing with people about it and saying she'd talk to her doctor about it at her next appointment in a month (in the meantime eating cold deli meat every single day) and had to be shown multiple sources outlining the risk before she begrudgingly agreed to at least heat up her cold cuts in the microwave before eating them if she remembered to. She also had a hard time remembering what counts as cold cuts and had to be shown lists of things considered cold cuts several times until she got it. "Cold cuts just means meat that it cold" was too hard for her to understand or remember. Oh, and the lunch "experiment" where she thought she was a genius for buying an expensive "froofy" sandwich and then taking it to a salad bar and adding more vegetables to the sandwich. It took her like 2 weeks of consideration and planning before she started to implement it. God, that thread was amazing. The food stuff is the just the tip of the iceberg. I think that might have been the most mad and frustrated I've seen an entire thread get at an OP. HoAssHo has a new favorite as of 21:40 on Jul 4, 2016 |
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Wait, why is eating cold meat bad for pregnant women? I've never heard of this before
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Wait, why is eating cold meat bad for pregnant women? I've never heard of this before Uncooked meat. Sushi and poo poo. Basically they just want to gently caress around with salmonella etc and that's a big potential source of if. Cold cuts should be fine as long as your not an idiot any it for the same reason...
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Wait, why is eating cold meat bad for pregnant women? I've never heard of this before Because there are bacteria that live on it that are harmless to someone with a functional immune system but that can do bad things to a fetus.
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How do you have literally dozens of people call you out on your poo poo habits and continue to go NYAH NYAH CANT HEAR YOU SORRY
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Heath posted:How do you have literally dozens of people call you out on your poo poo habits and continue to go NYAH NYAH CANT HEAR YOU SORRY By being, perhaps, an amazing troll. Was she for real or not? I'm really not sure. You could argue it either way and the arguments would all be vaild. There was no huge reveal that it was fake, but part of me deeply hopes it was. One of those ambiguous endings. It's "The Lady or the Tiger" for modern audiences.
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w00tmonger posted:Uncooked meat. Sushi and poo poo. Basically they just want to gently caress around with salmonella etc and that's a big potential source of if. With cold cuts the concern is listeria, not salmonella. CDC says you should cook your cold cuts if you're pregnant: https://www.cdc.gov/media/matte/2011/05_listeriapregnant.pdf
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At least parts of it were true because she PM'd Detective Monkey photos that verified some things and posted photos in the thread of some lovely expensive art they bought complete with receipts and photos of the Kids in the Hall t-shirts she bought (which she HAD to have because she had been to a show once years ago and didn't have enough money to buy one of everything at the merch table and she was positively TRAUMATIZED by this lol) and pics of the Hamburger Helper she made which she was all proud of because it was such a major ordeal for her to cook anything whatsoever. I actually think most of it was true because some of it was too bizarre and highly specific and the fake stuff was just her playing certain things up because it made people mad. Like, when she said she wanted to have a kid because she felt she shouldn't deprive the world of the combination of her and her husband's amazing genetics, I believe she meant that, but because people lost their poo poo over it, she kept making jokes about it to annoy people or whatever. None of it was really that hard for me to believe because I've known enough people who are just as infuriating and resistant to change as her in real life. HoAssHo has a new favorite as of 22:27 on Jul 4, 2016 |
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The funniest bit was how she'd hold both sides of a conversation because sometimes her star wars husband would just stare at her until she went away/stopped talking to him
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Travis343 posted:The funniest bit was how she'd hold both sides of a conversation because sometimes her star wars husband would just stare at her until she went away/stopped talking to him always got the feeling that thread was probably one of the only times anybody really paid attention to her, at all
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It was the mute husband that freaked me out the most. All the food, and budget stupidity was fine essentially reeked of someone who had never had to care for themselves ever, and ehen it came crashing down, as it would, she would learn a valuable lesson. But a husband who dealt with any question he didn't want to answer, or any sort of confrontation, (even one as minor as "could you please do the dishes today honey, I'm tired"), with silence and staring. Thats hosed up. Also, don't forget that adding to the dietary insanity was the husband had a totally real and not made up allergy to fresh fruit and vegetables. To the extent that if someone unpeeled an orange in the same room as him, or he saw a carrot from across thehall, he would gag. I hope she was a troll, coz if any of it is true, that poor poor baby.
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Karate Bastard posted:If real, that baby must have caught on fire at this point. Either spontaneously or by misadventure. I'm betting it died trying to eat a han solo figure for sustenance.
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Nuebot posted:I'm betting it died trying to eat a han solo figure for sustenance. She fed it a stack of cold cuts she calls a "ham solo", it's a cute little joke they have
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mlmp08 posted:Hard to tell given that lowtax doesn't make us wear avatar armbands with our race. But SA in general is pretty white. Doctor Grape Ape posted:Well, yeah, it requires a poll tax.
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CuteStorm posted:I just laughed because I am exactly the sort of person who people would dump random ferrets they found with. RandomFerret posted:Oh yeah, I meant to thank you for putting me up last weekend.
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Jonny 290 posted:caro easily claims the hide n seek Goon Olympics gold
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I don't know what made me think of this one but I'm glad I did, great to re read https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3281586&pagenumber=1&perpage=40 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3290020&pagenumber=1&perpage=40 The first link is for reference (guy builds absurd zip line for kids camp, asks goons how to unfuck it) and the second link (fyad responds)is the funniest thing I have ever read on something awful. I'd quote it but all 15 pages of the fyad thread are gold I promise it's worth the click
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Hey does anyone have the one where a guy shakes a skeleton? Anyone heard of that quote? Anyone got it
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quote:Reality: a man falls through the Earth and into Parisian catacombs. Taking a torch from the wall he spies row upon row of skeletons. Grasping the nearest by the shoulders he shakes it madly, yelling "My nigga, have u tried LSD?" It's part of a bigger chain of goon-related events but I can't find the whole thing.
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I feel that that should be expanded on with a few of the recent happenings. Proposal: a hotdog shack busks for startup money on Kickstarter Reality: A goon cancels christmas for his children to give all his money to an owner who turns out to be an unrepentant racist rear end in a top hat who ignores every kickstarter reward promised. A mod probates people who ask questions.
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Ac/dc hadouckens is such a great line
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Red Suit posted:Whats the story on the zipline that kills kids? He built a zipline with zero though on the physics involved, meaning if any kids would actually go down it they would either crash into the support pole at mid-range car accident speeds, or they would be flung from the zipline at the same speeds
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Mierenneuker posted:Dear Esther 2 is looking good.
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Red Suit posted:Whats the story on the zipline that kills kids? I actually linked the thread earlier on this page
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Malachite_Dragon posted:I feel that that should be expanded on with a few of the recent happenings. Proposal: a forum to discuss politics in a wry, sarcastic manner Reality: The owner of the forum is contacted by the secret service after several users publicly propose killing the President, culminating in someone explaining Goatse to a high-ranking intelligence officer
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This is relevant (from Space Station 13)quote:Dauntasa posted: quote:Dr. Cogwerks
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