ShootaBoy posted:

Alaois posted:

"unfortunately"?

OldTennisCourt posted:

Nikki Bella being Sister Abigail but keeping her same theme music would be amazing to be honest.

Alaois posted:

"unfortunately"?

Chris James 2 posted:

It's fair to assume 2 of them will be released within the next 12 months if this comparison holds

Discount Trombones posted:

At this point, I'm just expecting Heath Slater to be in every jobber group until the heath death of the universe.

Sionistic posted:

People give Cass way too much credit on the mic. Hes ok, but none of his promos when Enzo was hurt were anything special.

Great White Hope posted:

Cass is exactly the kind of talent goons would fall in love with and then pretend they never liked anything about him years later.

quote:

As some background to myself, I have been watching professional wrestling since 1987 and I've been through the good and bad times of the sport. Along with that, my first UFC event I ever watched was UFC 7 in 1995, and since then I have seen a large chunk of people move towards UFC and MMA and leave pro wrestling behind. This isn't even exclusive to the fans, but also the wrestlers who left themselves.
There's always a once in a lifetime athlete that really elevates the sport to that next level after doing all they could in WWE. Some of these names include:
Brock Lesnar, the first to migrate to UFC became the UFC Heavyweight Champion and a top draw.

CM Punk was tired of getting screwed over in the WWE and chipped into his potential that had yet to be realized. Will have his debut match in August and it seems like he's going to have an incredible career and elevate the sport once again.

Which brings me to who I am certain will one day be the next man (or woman in this case) to jump into the UFC. Sasha Banks.

Sasha Banks is, perhaps, the best overall wrestler in WWE today. In a few short years, she might be considered the best overall wrestler in WWE ever. Just as dominant as she is sexy, Sasha is a real student of the game and has given the "new and improved" Women's Wrestling division a run for it's money. She is perhaps one of the most intimidating wrestlers we've seen in a long time, and the WWE understands that too. She's booked just like a female Brock Lesnar, where she comes in at random to a huge pop, destroys anyone in the ring, and leaves. If she wanted to, she could probably even take on the male wrestlers and beat them. She could definitely handle herself against a Zack Ryder or a Dolph Ziggler, and could definitely give Roman Reigns a run for his money at a Banks/Reigns PPV main event, though I'm very doubtful that would happen seeing the WWE's backwards policy on intergender matches.

This is why I am certain she's destined for a great career in UFC. There's no person in the WWE with such an intimidating face as hers , there is no person in the WWE who's the kind of work horse that she is , and there really is no better wrestler than her. Watch how easy it is for her to hit the Bank Statement on an unsuspecting opponent.

Inevitably, Sasha will realize how much better she is than everyone else and will go out to seek bigger and better things. The UFC.

Sasha is already one of the most badass people on the roster, and I think I speak for a lot of people on this sub, including myself, when I say that Sasha would destroy me in a fight.

While I think Sasha could beat some women on the UFC roster already, such as Marion Reneau or Holly Holm, I feel as though if she got the kind of training that CM Punk has and join a training camp, then I think we will see the most dominant athlete and biggest draw possibly of all time. With proper training, she could easily destroy the likes of Cat Zingano, Miesha Tate, or even Ronda Rousey.

For anyone who says she could never be a top draw because she's a woman, Ronda was a huge draw and she was a woman, so sex has nothing to do with it.
I could see people in UFC tapping out to the Bank Statement and I feel as though it's just inevitable.

If you read the entire post, then I wanted to say thank you and would love to hear your opinions and feedback in the comments. But, PLEASE NOTE that I lost a lot of karma from the last time I attempted to explain this, and now I'm back on probation so there's a good chance I'll only be able to answer one comment every 10 minutes.
Thanks.

TL;DR: Sasha is destined to become one of the most dominant fighters to ever step foot in the Octagon, and is too good for the WWE.

oatgan posted:

gotta be a troll. like i hope it isn't, but it has to be

"There's no person in the WWE with such an intimidating face as hers"

Alaois posted:

Don't trust them ghetto boys from Hayward.

Sionistic posted:

People give Cass way too much credit on the mic. Hes ok, but none of his promos when Enzo was hurt were anything special.

TinTower posted:

2016.

https://twitter.com/vincemcmahon/status/753035502484348932

flashy_mcflash posted:

ShootaBoy posted:

TL posted:

The easy loophole is that Lesnar didn't fail a WWE-issued test.

oatgan posted:

the wellness policy is very clear that any evidence of purchase/use of banned substances is a violation regardless of whether or not wwe conducted the test. Billy Gunn was fired for failing a drug test at a bodybuilding competition.

Great White Hope posted:

Good old anti-gay WWE rearing its head.

Joey McChrist posted:

the assman was screwed