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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

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FetusSlapper
Jan 6, 2005

by exmarx

Somebody needs to go to the gynecologist.

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015

mng posted:

We got a hot one right off the presses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfvHFpqEmrM

This lady is inspiring me to just do stuff in the kitchen. I hope you're still reading this thread, meatloaf princess!

If your dish ain't all it should be now
This girl can put him right
I'll show him what he could be now
Just give me one like

I'm the princess, the Meatloaf Queen
Subscribe before we start
The princess, I'm guaranteed
To tear your loaf apart

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

I'm dying

She made so much of that awful stuff

Her poor dad

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



NewFatMike posted:

If your dish ain't all it should be now
This girl can put him right
I'll show him what he could be now
Just give me one like

I'm the princess, the Meatloaf Queen
Subscribe before we start
The princess, I'm guaranteed
To tear your loaf apart

:golfclap:

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
No hot dog rules? How about an entirely black hot dog and accompanying bun?

http://www.thekitchn.com/ikea-now-serving-a-jet-black-hot-dog-in-japan-233345

you have shamed yourself and your family, Toddo-san.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
Here's a dish that someone calls a "snacky snack"
2 tortillas, smeared with mayonaise (taking a "few" table spoons and eating it like peanutbutter) last nights cold spaghetti cables, soy sauce, salsa, cottage cheese, and brown rice (because it's healthy).

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Spaghetti cables?

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

bringmyfishback posted:

No hot dog rules? How about an entirely black hot dog and accompanying bun?

http://www.thekitchn.com/ikea-now-serving-a-jet-black-hot-dog-in-japan-233345

you have shamed yourself and your family, Toddo-san.

I had these things once and they tasted like an ashtray smells.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Brawnfire posted:

Spaghetti cables?



0/10 would not eat in a tortilla

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

NewFatMike posted:

If your dish ain't all it should be now
This girl can put him right
I'll show him what he could be now
Just give me one like

I'm the princess, the Meatloaf Queen
Subscribe before we start
The princess, I'm guaranteed
To tear your loaf apart

Looks good Tommy.

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015

MizPiz posted:

Here's a dish that someone calls a "snacky snack"
2 tortillas, smeared with mayonaise (taking a "few" table spoons and eating it like peanutbutter) last nights cold spaghetti cables, soy sauce, salsa, cottage cheese, and brown rice (because it's healthy).

I'm having difficulty conceptualizing the logistics of this. How does it stay in there? It sounds like it would just emerge as a slurry just glomping out of the nadir end of the structure.

You can't melt it all together like some sort of arcane mayodilla. How did all these things come together? I need to see the machinist drawings on this one.

Tony Bologna
Sep 21, 2007

Talk real good 'cause I'm smart and stuff
Meatloaf Princess is legit awesome.








A belated 4th of July Feast:





Just thought this pic was kinda funny

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr70dLy5yKg

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing



You managed to link a song that isn't even from the far superior correct game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNfqL-7PGrk

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Tiberius Thyben posted:

You managed to link a song that isn't even from the far superior correct game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNfqL-7PGrk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuA1p6P6fV8

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Skinny King Pimp
Aug 25, 2011
Skinny Queen Wimp

EorayMel posted:

Bleeding tooth/crown fungus. Very bitter taste despite its appearance of a tasty dessert. Not actually toxic but will probably feel like sending a jagged metal enchilada down your stomach.

Mushrooms are a fun way to play natural Russian Roulette, just walk into the woods and scarf down the mushrooms you see. Maybe you'll get a tasty snack, maybe you'll have an extremely effective trip, or maybe you'll just die 5 minutes later!

The fun thing about poisonous mushrooms is that if you get sick right after eating them, you're probably going to be fine after you poo poo yourself stupid for a day or two. If you don't get sick for 12 hours or possibly days afterwards, your liver has already shut down and you're going to die a horrible death. Sucks to be you!

FFT
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

What the absolute gently caress. This is like the polar opposite of the kid who won't eat anything that touches anything else. I'm imagining him eating with a serving spoon. How does a person even get this way?
I do this with any Mexican food.

I no longer take dates to Mexican restaurants.

FetusSlapper
Jan 6, 2005

by exmarx

FFT posted:

I do this with any Mexican food.

I no longer take dates to Mexican restaurants.

I used to cook a bag of frozen vegetables with a box of rice a roni and use the resulting loaf of food to make sandwiches. That kraft horseradish mayo sauce tied it all together. The general idea, I think, is to make a sort of ad-hoc casserole.

*edit* I've since become poorer, and ironically, just cook a lot of beans/peas and rice and its way healthier and cheaper. It just takes more time; however hunger is a potent spice.

Fashionably Great
Jul 10, 2008
From a local Mexican fast food restaurant:

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010




Well while the fanart thread is having its semi annual FYAD invasion, have a reply to that one, along with some other AFP cakes

Terrorforge posted:

The candy cane is papier-mâché, the red balls are painted polystyrene and the decorations look like modelling clay. Definitely a model.

e: let's have some actual weird fanart cakes





:nws:https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e4/93/85/e49385fdd11570bf302c718a7204567b.jpg:nws:








AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Grape Soda posted:

From a local Mexican fast food restaurant:


I would eat that so hard if it were on a corn tortilla.

I love cheeseburger pizza also.

NO RULES NO MASTERS

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

All tortillas should be corn tortillas.

gently caress flour.

FFT
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

flour tortillas have their place

what kind of monster eats a quesadilla on a corn tortilla

also, corn tortillas don't hold up like flour can; what good could they possibly be for burritos?

FFT has a new favorite as of 04:20 on Jul 11, 2016

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Grape Soda posted:

From a local Mexican fast food restaurant:


It's calling to me. My face has a hole that fits it perfectly.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

FFT posted:

flour tortillas have their place

what kind of monster eats a quesadilla on a corn tortilla

also, corn tortillas don't hold up like flour can; what good could they possibly be for burritos?

Yeah, they have their place in Tex-Mex I guess, but I prefer real Mexican food.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Picnic Princess posted:

Yeah, they have their place in Tex-Mex I guess, but I prefer real Mexican food.

lol

Sweet As Sin
May 8, 2007

Hee-ho!!!

Grimey Drawer

FFT posted:

flour tortillas have their place

what kind of monster eats a quesadilla on a corn tortilla

also, corn tortillas don't hold up like flour can; what good could they possibly be for burritos?

Eat a quesadilla made with handmade tortillas and realize your mistake

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Picnic Princess posted:

Yeah, they have their place in Tex-Mex I guess, but I prefer real Mexican food.

you're lucky i lost mel mudkiper's pager number or you'd be in for a world of words right now

CleverHans
Apr 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

It's a Bu-cake-ki!

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Bukkacake.

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015

My Google search for cake fan art took me to weird places, but I refuse to be shamed by Internet robots that read my records and report them to the NSA.

I did, however, come across this and I need to share it, because I wish a woman would look at me like this man looks at his creation:

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

NewFatMike posted:

My Google search for cake fan art took me to weird places, but I refuse to be shamed by Internet robots that read my records and report them to the NSA.

I did, however, come across this and I need to share it, because I wish a woman would look at me like this man looks at his creation:



I think that might be Filthy Frank and the vomit cake?

FFT
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Sweet As Sin posted:

Eat a quesadilla made with handmade tortillas and realize your mistake

gluten is a useful thing, y'know, if you need the corn flavor just get some loose corn tossed in your burrito

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce

It looks like hearing aids and Velveeta, but I know it is a sad leftovers lunch that I brought in a hot-and-sour soup container because I'm too cheap to buy real Tupperware and now I'm going to heat and eat that like I'm somehow enjoy it.

Happy Monday!

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO








RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




This isn't anti-food porn so much as a request for regular food porn but I've gotta ask because I don't go out looking for this kinda stuff.

Anyone know of any crazy contest meals where if you eat something ridiculous like half a gallon of noodles they'll give you a hundred bucks?*

*Probably not exact portions but you should have some idea of what I'm talking about.

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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

FFT posted:

gluten is a useful thing, y'know, if you need the corn flavor just get some loose corn tossed in your burrito

Corn tortilla best quesadilla tortilla.

Gluten is wonderful, but it is my personal enemy.

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