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Who blew it the hardest?
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Conor McGregor 31 15.98%
Jon Jones 163 84.02%
Total: 194 votes
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Angry Asian
May 24, 2006
*BOOMSHAKALAKA*
This card is not living up to its hype at all...

loving save us... Mischa Tate??? ughhh....

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Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

FAT WORM OF ERROR posted:

jesus imagine brock loving his wife

henkman
Oct 8, 2008

Keg posted:

I want every card to suck from now on because my roommate will not shut the gently caress up about how Anderson Silva won because he survived and how Brock is on steroids.

what his forums names

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.
"That's some really cool poo poo you said after all those police were shot in Dallas, Brock."

Brock: "Who did what in the what now?"

Sad Billionaire
Mar 31, 2009

What a twist
Fan of Britches

FAT WORM OF ERROR posted:

jesus imagine brock loving his wife

As narrated by David Attenborough

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

fatherdog posted:

I'm not sure why everyone forgot that Brock is actually real good

Because when you touch him in the face he suddenly stops being good, only Mark didn't manage to, so Brock looked incredible.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Soothing Vapors posted:

there was literally nothing racist about it

Goons

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

i think robbie lawler is the most entertaining fiteman

every fight with him is epic

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Lloyd Boner posted:

this card is poo poo lol

The fightpass prelims were loving amazing then it's all been downhill.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
I'm amazed I got to see Brock fight live. loving awesome so far!

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...

Captain Magic posted:

Holy poo poo Brock you racist twat

I don't know about that... I think he was trying to say something akin to 'we're all one' and just didn't have the brain capacity to formulate the words. I'd blame that on getting hit in the head by Mark Hunt but he pretty much didn't get hit in the head, so...

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Eltoasto posted:

Yeah Sable is 48, but Brock doesn't like many people so it's amazing he found one compatible enough to be his wife.

I want a reality show about them just because I genuinely and truly can't imagine Brock in a domestic setting.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Gf getting all interested in Lawler, anyone post the gif of him spitting blood and walking down condit please?

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

Soothing Vapors posted:

I'm pretty sure I punch harder than Brock Lesnar

me too random internet guy

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

Brock Lesnar posted:

why didt mark hunt punch brock lesnar more

Brock has a long reach and is good at fighting

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


I'm still looking forward to this fight but it's hard to give much of a gently caress 'cos I've been awake for a day straight and heartbroken by Brock Lesnar

pizza combos
Feb 23, 2011

NObodyNOWHERE posted:

Lesnar over. Tate up. Mass exodus. Bar is now a loving ghost town. Lol

WMMA s popular DAMMIT!

Minitrue
Aug 6, 2010
Cool, now it's time for the real stars to fight. Amanda Nunes is out first.

Electric Lady
Mar 21, 2010

To be victorious
you must find glory
in the little things
I thought Brock was going to lose, but he won.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul
What if Tyron Woodley wins?

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!

Brock is the man. I was shocked that so many people predicted Hunt would win, I can never bring myself to believe another human being can beat a Brock who is no longer fighting a 2 on 1 match against his opponent and his own body.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

willie_dee posted:

Because when you touch him in the face he suddenly stops being good, only Mark didn't manage to, so Brock looked incredible.

You might wanna rewatch that fight because in fact Hunt did so quite a bit

Vitamin Boss
Oct 23, 2006
Burn it to the ground
As much as I did not enjoy that fight I wouldn't mind seeing Brock stick around and fight Werdum or Cain again.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Brock Lesnar posted:

why didt mark hunt punch brock lesnar more

Off hand I'd say the gigantic man laying on top of him and slugging him in the side of the skull probably had something to do with it

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Brock did a good job of rolling his shoulder whenever Mark would throw the right, never really landed a solid shot.

Vitamin Boss
Oct 23, 2006
Burn it to the ground

Centripetal Horse posted:

What if Tyron Woodley wins?

Please no

vanbags
Dec 6, 2003

An ape.

Josuke Higashikata posted:

That speech was loving amazing rofl
The lack of Trump endorsement really made it fall flat though

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Vitamin Boss posted:

As much as I did not enjoy that fight I wouldn't mind seeing Brock stick around and fight Werdum or Cain again.

Cain has learned to kick. Brock might as well knock himself out to save the embarrassment.

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA

Centripetal Horse posted:

What if Tyron Woodley wins?

I will renounce God and die

Sad Billionaire
Mar 31, 2009

What a twist
Fan of Britches

Centripetal Horse posted:

What if Tyron Woodley wins?

hush now

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

Captain Magic posted:

Holy poo poo Brock you racist twat

Hahaha how on earth can you construe somebody saying that all races should get along to be racist

Dirt
May 26, 2003

No human should be able to be that big and move as fast as Brock does. His takedowns are loving insane.

I feel bad for Mark Hunt though

edit: Brock's defensive striking looks like it has improved a lot though. He's getting the title shot vs Stipe or Overeem.

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

JT and TB are besties.

Least shocking thing I've ever heard.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Why is there blood coming from rock

schmitty9800
Feb 10, 2003

vanbags posted:

The lack of Trump endorsement really made it fall flat though

I'm surprised Brady didn't have a Trump saying on his pageboy hat.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I ain't joking or being ironic, is there any chance Rousey shows up at the end of this match to make a challenge to the winner (Tate) or does that type of thing not happen in UFC?

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...

Tatum Girlparts posted:

I want a reality show about them just because I genuinely and truly can't imagine Brock in a domestic setting.

It literally would be a reality show about farming in Saskatchewan and I don't think that would sell very well.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Electric Lady posted:

I thought Brock was going to lose, but he won.

:same:

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

JT and TB are besties.

Least shocking thing I've ever heard.

douchepocalypse

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Brock Lesnar posted:

why didt mark hunt punch brock lesnar more

Chansey has the highest base hp in the game so it would have been inpossible to ko him in just three rounds unfortunately

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Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

Jerusalem posted:

I ain't joking or being ironic, is there any chance Rousey shows up at the end of this match to make a challenge to the winner (Tate) or does that type of thing not happen in UFC?

Very high chance

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