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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
just wondering

tee hee, "butt stuff." that's such a funny saying

but seriously, are you?

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
sounds good, op

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
The only people who aren't into butt stuff are the ones who haven't tried it in earnest.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
im a butt

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I have a medically diagnosed very tight arsehole. Sometimes I feel like someone with coeliac disease in a bakery.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Lol. For the OP "butt stuff" is basically kissing, because his face is a big rear end and his mouth is an rear end in a top hat where poo poo comes out!

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
poop comes from there OP

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
yes

Pound_Coin
Feb 5, 2004
£


lol if you cant take a fist past the elbow, just lol

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Butt stuff is for the insolent.

Pleasure heresy.

For males only.

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
very much no, but in today's prying world, where else am I supposed to keep a condom full of heroin?

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

i am exclusively into butt stuff

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

butt stuff is great butts do all kinds of cool stuff and you can do all kinds of cool stuff to them!

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

Pound_Coin posted:

lol if you cant take a fist past the elbow, just lol

Careful, or you might get probed for that.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Butt stuff me or butt stuff you?

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
hell yeah I am I mean holy poo poo what a stupid question

Pound_Coin
Feb 5, 2004
£


King Possum III posted:

Careful, or you might get probed for that.

Sounds fun, but they aren't getting that probe back, it's like a black hole back there, not even light escapes

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Who isn't? My gf, that's who.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

FrankieGoes posted:

Who isn't? My gf, that's who.

get a bf instead. porblem solved

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Girls who give you the back door on the reg, keepers man, keepers.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Flesh Forge posted:

poop comes from there OP

Not right now it doesn't.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
I'm more into the idea of butt stuff than actual butt stuff. Same with sex with girls in general

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

Poetic Justice posted:

I'm more into the idea of butt stuff than actual butt stuff. Same with sex with girls in general

:agreed:

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

Pound_Coin posted:

Sounds fun, but they aren't getting that probe back, it's like a black hole back there, not even light escapes

Here in goonland, my remark could be taken in more ways than one.

But no one seems to have gotten my little joke.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
What's the going conversion rate on rear end pennies to buttcoin?

I'm trying to figure out how to tabulate sexual currency based upon cracks instead of crotches, but I'm a layman when it comes to freakanomics.

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
It's cool when the mood strikes, sure.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

What's the going conversion rate on rear end pennies to buttcoin?

I'm trying to figure out how to tabulate sexual currency based upon cracks instead of crotches, but I'm a layman when it comes to freakanomics.

butt stuff is usually worth 1/3 of vagina stuff which is usually 4x mouth stuff

that's what they usually charge anyway

Pound_Coin
Feb 5, 2004
£


I think you got that backwards, no way is pussy stuff worth more than butt stuff

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

you've obviously never paid for sex

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Pound_Coin posted:

I think you got that backwards, no way is pussy stuff worth more than butt stuff

Have you considered the availability of butts (irrespective of gender) into your financial equations, Pound_Coin?

Pound_Coin
Feb 5, 2004
£


I guess you learn something new every day.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
How can you not be into this?

:nws:
https://gfycat.com/RapidLazyDonkey

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Eh. Take or leave.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

criscodisco posted:

The only people who aren't into butt stuff are the ones who haven't tried it in earnest.

who's earnest? is he tight?

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

Horniest Manticore posted:

who's earnest? is he tight?

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Quite, op.

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

Horniest Manticore posted:

who's earnest? is he tight?

Tighter than a squirrel's ear

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monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan
I was gonna make a gay joke, but gently caress it.

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