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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Eddie Hall lifts a 500kg/1102lb deadlift.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9Y4o_BqC0A

Different angle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVv9N3wTNbk

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The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





Say Nothing posted:

Eddie Hall lifts a 500kg/1102lb deadlift.

Amazing. I know nothing about power lifting, what the hell was going on afterwards? I looked like blood was pouring out of his nose, and they swarmed him and removed his shirt and stuff.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Nosebleeds are how strongmen communicate when the weights are too heavy to draw breath. No big deal.

fidelcastro8032
Nov 4, 2003
I am a consumer whore

Say Nothing posted:

6'8" 350lb Martyn Ford.



(He's the one on the right).

Martyn Ford is impressive and all until he posed with Olivier Richters

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Big and bigger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3se2qrmerY&hd=1

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008


That has to be like close to the limits of what the rest of ANY body can withstand, right? If not, what is?

Pesterchum
Nov 8, 2009

clown car to hell choo choo

ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

That has to be like close to the limits of what the rest of ANY body can withstand, right? If not, what is?

Maybe Hafthor lifting a tree from earlier in the thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpUrXJNcS_8

Octavion
Apr 5, 2009

Say Nothing posted:

6'8" 350lb Martyn Ford.



(He's the one on the right).

If that dude's not on steroids I'll be amazed.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Octavion posted:

that dude's on steroids

Nermal
Mar 16, 2004
Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?

The Locator posted:

Amazing. I know nothing about power lifting, what the hell was going on afterwards? I looked like blood was pouring out of his nose, and they swarmed him and removed his shirt and stuff.

His blood pressure goes through the roof as he holds his breath and squeezes the poo poo out of his core when he lifts, causing the nosebleed.

Then it plummets as he relaxes after dropping the weight, and he basically faints as there's not enough blood in his brain.

God bless the deadlift.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Due to dumb circumstances this is possible but it's badass, current champion in the crowd watching interim title fight. Bonus JT

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkbAcwYix7I&hd=1

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Blacksmith is a great name for a murderbot that murders other bots.

Shame he's ded.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Keep in mind that the big robot getting tossed into the air over and over by the little robot weighs 250lb. The smaller robot's weapon is a 70 lb spinning drum which they crank up to 12,000 RPM, it sounds like a goddamned jet engine.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
God I am so happy that Robot Wars is back. 2016 has been super, super lovely, we needed the return of robots beating the rivets out of each other.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


I'm incredibly glad that someone finally had the idea to attach a flamethrower to a hammer.

LeJackal
Apr 5, 2011

chitoryu12 posted:

I'm incredibly glad that someone finally had the idea to attach a flamethrower to a hammer.

Some stupid ideas are as useless as they sound.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

LeJackal posted:

Some stupid ideas are as useless as they sound.

There is nothing stupid about being able to scream, "Flaming Power Hammer!" as you swing a detachable version of that thing at a home invader.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Throwing a flaming hammer indoors seems like a bad idea.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

ultrafilter posted:

Throwing a flaming hammer indoors seems like a bad idea.

:siren::siren:Burglar Spotted:siren::siren:

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Parkingtigers posted:

God I am so happy that Robot Wars is back. 2016 has been super, super lovely, we needed the return of robots beating the rivets out of each other.

You say that right after the Dallas PD won a round of Robot Wars last week.

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



EmmyOk posted:

Due to dumb circumstances this is possible but it's badass, current champion in the crowd watching interim title fight. Bonus JT



I like that he's looming ominously instead of just sitting there and watching normally.

om nom nom
Jul 23, 2011

om nom nom nom nom nom nom
Grimey Drawer

Bip Roberts posted:

You say that right after the Dallas PD won a round of Robot Wars last week.

:drat:

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

chitoryu12 posted:

I'm incredibly glad that someone finally had the idea to attach a flamethrower to a hammer.

pfffft, just a flame thrower

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.
I'm so glad Battlebots is back. :allears:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c19HRM0x-lA&hd=1

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


That man is a national treasure.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

I love how Hafthor seems to embrace the GoT Mountain role.

Metanaut
Oct 9, 2006

Honey it's tight like that.
College Slice

Nermal posted:

His blood pressure goes through the roof as he holds his breath and squeezes the poo poo out of his core when he lifts, causing the nosebleed.

Then it plummets as he relaxes after dropping the weight, and he basically faints as there's not enough blood in his brain.

God bless the deadlift.

Former World's Strongest Man Jouko Ahola was famous for his nosebleeds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V_PbCLCfv0

4:30 if you're in a hurry.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Japanese women's wrestling isn't pretending.







Also...

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
A badass story from a badass fighter pilot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8LVlYJ5eJU

Say Nothing posted:

6'8" 350lb Martyn Ford.



(He's the one on the right).

fidelcastro8032 posted:

Martyn Ford is impressive and all until he posed with Olivier Richters



It's like that video showing all the planets and stars from smallest to largest, in human form

Humanus Normalus > CY Martyn Majoris > O. Richters Giganticus

BOOTY-ADE has a new favorite as of 01:36 on Jul 28, 2016

Concatenation
Jul 23, 2005

Your human mentality cries out for vengeance and thrives on the violence you say you can hardly endure.
This may or may not surprise anyone but Hafthor is only 27

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Say Nothing posted:

Japanese women's wrestling isn't pretending.







Also...



that's loving hardcore

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

BOOTY-ADE posted:

A badass story from a badass fighter pilot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8LVlYJ5eJU

Righteous Fury made manifest. Live by the sword and all that.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"


What is the little one doing to cause all the sparks and explosions and poo poo?

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Beef Jerky Robot posted:

What is the little one doing to cause all the sparks and explosions and poo poo?

It has a high-speed revolving drum on the front. That's what the announcers keep referring to as the spinner.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

BOOTY-ADE posted:

A badass story from a badass fighter pilot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8LVlYJ5eJU


A pro click for sure.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Bikini-clad Swedish police officer takes out thief.



http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=11683705

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Suspect was found to be breathing heavily and refusing to roll over on his back for a few minutes.

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Booger Presley
Aug 6, 2008

Pillbug

Cool Starry Bra

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