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Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

Jack Gladney posted:

Unlike the Duggars they altered their behavior under the threat of economic catastrophe for their brand.

When you worship at the altar of Mammon you take orders from Mammon, even I know that.

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GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop
Ohhh yeah, I'm gonna Jim you right in the Bob you dirty little minx

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/07/josh-duggar-wont-apologize-for-sex-abuse-and-adultery-he-believes-external-forces-were-to-blame/

quote:

“Josh will appear on the next season of his sisters’ series,” a source told InTouch. “The plan is for him to address everything he’s done. What he has to say will be ratings gold, and TLC — and the Duggars — know it.”

quote:

“Josh will cover everything and he will maintain the family line that God has saved his soul and guided him back to the right path,” the source said. “But one thing you probably won’t hear is that he’s actually sorry, as he believes that external forces were to blame for his behavior.”

Yaaaaay, external forces being Satan, illegal immigrants, and sexy sister minxes wearing tight onesies.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Jumpingmanjim posted:

Free food you see.



Eat Mor Children.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

happyhippy posted:

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/07/josh-duggar-wont-apologize-for-sex-abuse-and-adultery-he-believes-external-forces-were-to-blame/

Yaaaaay, external forces being Satan, illegal immigrants, and sexy sister minxes wearing tight onesies.
"Ratings gold" "external forces" "no apology".

Kill this family.

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

6 kids and counting.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Gamer With Dignity posted:

6 kids and counting.

Hmm. I feel a new portrait of Josh using that picture backed by "suffer the little ones to cum unto me <3" coming on.

redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Not sticking up for them, but that's been the Chick-Fil-A slogan for twenty years. Just a cow walking around with a sign that says "EAT MOR CHIKIN"

I think I found the perfect career path for young Joshua.
Chicken Finger-er?

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

jessa got her bob jimmed and duggard

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Just like mama's stuffed cabbage rolls

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=duggaring&defid=8286470

I felt this summed it up nicely.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

phasmid posted:

"Ratings gold" "external forces" "no apology".

Kill this family.

shut down tlc imo

shut it down right in the bob with a hefty jim

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

Pvt.Scott posted:

Hmm. I feel a new portrait of Josh using that picture backed by "suffer the little ones to cum unto me <3" coming on.

"And then they joined together in fellowship."

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

WhyteRyce posted:

Wear a giant cow costume and take pictures with kids???
Then he asks one of the kids if they'd like to milk him.

King Possum III posted:

"And then they joined together in fellowship."
Sexy, sexy Duggar fellowship

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

Crazy Ted posted:

Then he asks one of the kids if they'd like to milk him.

Forget about milk.

Maybe Duggar will copy Michael Jackson's method, and give those kids some Jesus Juice.

"It's okay, because it's from Jesus."

King Possum III fucked around with this message at 08:35 on Jul 15, 2016

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Derrick 2014





Derrick July 4th 2016

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Jesus Christ, he looks like a homeless meth addict.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
He's been well and truly duggared.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

Jesus Christ, he looks like a homeless meth addict.

meth and opiods are big in those parts. so you never know.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

Jesus Christ, he looks like a homeless meth addict.

Forget meth, he's going full crackhead.

Once you've seen the JimBob you can't unsee it.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Derrick 2014





Derrick July 4th 2016



Aren't they supposed to be in foreign lands converting heathens?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
eat fresh motherfuckers!!!!

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop
Jim? Bob!
Josh? Bob!

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



That baby looks like a miniature Jim Bob

Razorwired
Dec 7, 2008

It's about to start!
So do Jill Bobs suck the life force out of their mates and transfer it to Josh Bob? It looks like he lost all the weight Josh found.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


BrigadierSensible posted:

Aren't they supposed to be in foreign lands converting heathens?
Grifting is hard.

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON

BrigadierSensible posted:

Aren't they supposed to be in foreign lands converting heathens?

Even their incredibly naive, gullible supporters caught on that they were basically living off the donations when they repeatedly flew back and forth when the Josh scandal erupted. The "give us money because we're spreading the word of God in a third world hellhole" gravy train ended a while ago.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

FlamingLiberal posted:

That baby looks like a miniature Jim Bob

by Jim, it is, it is a miniature Bob!

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


Top City Homo posted:

by Jim, it is, it is a miniature Bob!

Jimmy Bobby

MD2020
May 30, 2003

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Geoj posted:

Even their incredibly naive, gullible supporters caught on that they were basically living off the donations when they repeatedly flew back and forth when the Josh scandal erupted. The "give us money because we're spreading the word of God in a third world hellhole" gravy train ended a while ago.

And just to add to this, the foreign land they would be doing their missionary work is literally called "Republic of the Savior".

Almost half the population is Catholic and another 1/3 is Protestant. When "God" is the first word in your national motto, I'm not sideshow much Goodwood needs to be spread.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Derrick July 4th 2016



Oh their poor kids will have a terrible hairline no matter which genes they get

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow

WhyteRyce posted:

Oh their poor kids will have a terrible hairline no matter which genes they get

Yeah that's the biggest downside of being in that family


I'm waiting for the announcment that Josh Dugger and Brock Turner are gearing up for a tour to churches, schools, and colleges to talk about the dangers of drinking booze while horny and having sisters while horny and really just having free will with anyone fenale nearby while horny.

They'll speak about the terrible effects of their mistakes, such as not being able to eat steak or have permission from your parents to get a good phone at the age of 28. Oh, and you know, the most important effects of their actions, the pain of their victims weighing constantly on their minds haha just kidding it's totally how they feel like the world hates them.

Then Josh gets in trouble for eye-loving a high-school freshman's visible 6mm of cleavage and Turner gets in trouble for I don't even want to speculate on that.


Seriously, I can see Turner buying into the Dugger's particularly nutty flavor of Jesus poo poo, so he can be forgiven by God (and himself and like half the country). And I can see Josh wanting to "mentor" this poor young victim of college "promiscuity culture."

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
im gonna jim ur bob

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
:q:

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Seriously though, that family really loves them some Chick Fil A

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

WhyteRyce posted:

Seriously though, that family really loves them some Chick Fil A

i am 300% certain they do not pay a dime for it

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


MD2020 posted:

And just to add to this, the foreign land they would be doing their missionary work is literally called "Republic of the Savior".

Almost half the population is Catholic and another 1/3 is Protestant. When "God" is the first word in your national motto, I'm not sideshow much Goodwood needs to be spread.

Half the population is Catholic? That's a whole lot of satan worshippers that need saving!

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
My sister ain't been jim'd enough in the Bob. What do I do?

http://aplus.com/a/the-most-amazing...0f893264c132f23

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop
Mmmm baby I want you to Jim in my Bib tonight :bigtran:

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max4me
Jun 15, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Couldnt they be working in poor areas teaching or building houses, Saving children from moved priests

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