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Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
Haaha like imagine that you're some idiot 20 year old kid with a rifle just doing your stint and you get told ok we're doing this exercise so you have to guard this plaza or wherever and suddenly you're the bad guy in a coup and thousands of your own countrymen charge the tank you're in and it's not like you want to shoot or kill anybody so you just hand over your rifle and try to go "I didn't know" and some swarthy rear end turk with a big moustache sabers you.

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Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Frosted Flake posted:

Killing or capturing Edro should have been the kick-off, not an afterthought.

Well, the coup supposedly did bomb the resort he was staying at, or at least that's the claim.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Minimalist Program posted:

Most of the actual soldier dudes who got killed and caught were just idiot teenagers and young boys who were told they were supposed to be taking part in a military drill

i was wondering how the hell you get grunts to help with this
mean trick

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
Like imagine you're a a 19 year old somewhat stupid ordinary dude just working a summer job at like a Denny's or something and your day manager gives you some stupid order like "stack all these boxes in the parking lot" and you go "huh I don't understand why I have to do that but ok it's my rear end if I don't" so you go out there and stack boxes in the middle of the night and lol surprise motherfucker now you're a traitor to the country and getting stabbed, thrown in jail and put to death.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
"no Moridin, the army would mow down civilians without hesitation you're a retard if you think civilians can fight drones and tanks. Soldiers are killing automatons!"

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

FuhrerHat posted:

i was wondering how the hell you get grunts to help with this
mean trick

Most of the pictures of civilians kickign the poo poo out of and murdering the soldiers, the guys they're dragging off are super wide eyed looking scared teens who obviously have no idea what the gently caress is going on.

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

Moridin920 posted:

"no Moridin, the army would mow down civilians without hesitation you're a retard if you think civilians can fight drones and tanks. Soldiers are killing automatons!"

Congratulations Moridin

Kainser
Apr 27, 2010

O'er the sea from the north
there sails a ship
With the people of Hel
at the helm stands Loki
After the wolf
do wild men follow

Athropos posted:

Why in the gently caress would you surrender to an islamic mob when you are presumedly armed? Just fight it out to the end, or dont start a loving coup.

They didn't know they were starting a coup. These are 18/19 year old conscripts who thought they were doing some counterterrorism operation only to find out that they are hosed.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Kainser posted:

They didn't know they were starting a coup. These are 18/19 year old conscripts who thought they were doing some counterterrorism operation only to find out that they are hosed.

Yeah, this. It's a pretty horrible thing.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
I'd be so sad if Erdogan was shot in the face tonight


NOT!!!!

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Minimalist Program posted:

Yeah, this. It's a pretty horrible thing.

thats ok in a few years the armyman-ian genocide will have never happend

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Moridin920 posted:

"no Moridin, the army would mow down civilians without hesitation you're a retard if you think civilians can fight drones and tanks. Soldiers are killing automatons!"

it's pronounced morondin

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

Moridin920 posted:

"no Moridin, the army would mow down civilians without hesitation you're a retard if you think civilians can fight drones and tanks. Soldiers are killing automatons!"

I'm glad you and Erdogan are happy about the way this turned out.

Komet
Apr 4, 2003

The best case scenario is for Erdogan to be defeated in an election, but I guess that's not possible since he has rigged the system and the media (like Putin).

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

FuhrerHat posted:

i was wondering how the hell you get grunts to help with this
mean trick

It's not like whenever a coup happens the ordinary hierarchical power structures of the military all suddenly dissolve and the army turns into an armed mass of politically motivated individuals who all share the same common goal and ambitions of overthrowing the government and all just happen to act and cooperate perfectly compared to other unorganized masses. In a strong military you don't have to "get grunts" to help with this stuff, because you just tell them to do stuff and they follow orders because that's the point of it.

It's not like a military coup is every single grunt and gunner getting together in a big airplane hanger for a mass meeting and shouting "WHAT DO WE WANT? TO SEIZE POWER AND COUP THE COUNTRY" and waving their guns in the air and cheering and then they all run out and man the tanks and choppers and take the streets.

Military coups only work when the military is organized and strict enough that a group of 10-15 top brass dudes can get together in a room, decide to start poo poo, and then pass their orders downwards and have them executed via ordinary military hierarchical structures and power paths. It's a bunch of 18-25 year old consicripts suddenly getting told to "go shut down this bridge" and just following orders; and the orders were given to them by a bunch of 25-30 year old sergeants who got the orders from their superiors and are just acting on them, etc. etc.

Haramstufe Rot
Jun 24, 2016

Komet posted:

The best case scenario is for Erdogan to be defeated in an election, but I guess that's not possible since he has rigged the system and the media (like Putin).

Also the small detail that the majority of the country supports him and wants him as prez sooo

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

Athropos posted:

Why in the gently caress would you surrender to an islamic mob when you are presumedly armed? Just fight it out to the end, or dont start a loving coup.

This is like the one question I would like to ask someone who was in the Iraqi/Syrian army circa. 2013.


I knew Russia and Turkey didn't get along and has fought each other, but boy was I unprepared for the extent of this. So wikipedia tells me Russia and Turkey has been at war 12 times in the last 500 years, 10 times in the last 300 years. From 1768 to 1918 they basically fought once every generation.

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
Hope they learned their lesson... you gotta take Erdogan out as the first step

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Moridin920 posted:

"no Moridin, the army would mow down civilians without hesitation you're a retard if you think civilians can fight drones and tanks. Soldiers are killing automatons!"

if someone attacks you, you have the right to attack them

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Moridin920 posted:

"no Moridin, the army would mow down civilians without hesitation you're a retard if you think civilians can fight drones and tanks. Soldiers are killing automatons!"

I think if they were actually told that they were couping it up they might have actually shot more people as opposed to being surprised by flash mobs and confusedly geting out of their tanks to see what the hell was up

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Aesop Poprock posted:

Didn't the army kill even mure Kurds than the Islamists and hasn't really ever shown itself to be less brutal or crazy than them
Yes.

There was basically a coup in the 1990s because of the threat of a ceasefire that would have made them irrelevant.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
this is a good segue into the rnc

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Minimalist Program posted:

It's not like whenever a coup happens the ordinary hierarchical power structures of the military all suddenly dissolve and the army turns into an armed mass of politically motivated individuals who all share the same common goal and ambitions of overthrowing the government and all just happen to act and cooperate perfectly compared to other unorganized masses. In a strong military you don't have to "get grunts" to help with this stuff, because you just tell them to do stuff and they follow orders because that's the point of it.

It's not like a military coup is every single grunt and gunner getting together in a big airplane hanger for a mass meeting and shouting "WHAT DO WE WANT? TO SEIZE POWER AND COUP THE COUNTRY" and waving their guns in the air and cheering and then they all run out and man the tanks and choppers and take the streets.

Military coups only work when the military is organized and strict enough that a group of 10-15 top brass dudes can get together in a room, decide to start poo poo, and then pass their orders downwards and have them executed via ordinary military hierarchical structures and power paths. It's a bunch of 18-25 year old consicripts suddenly getting told to "go shut down this bridge" and just following orders; and the orders were given to them by a bunch of 25-30 year old sergeants who got the orders from their superiors and are just acting on them, etc. etc.

Supposedly, the big coup leader was a former Air Force general, which explains why they had air support while their ground game was lacking. I'm guessing that they thought they could do all of this with air power and just seize key buildings with a few men, with all the explosions and curfew keeping everyone away. They probably had only few battalions worth soldiers at their command.

Aesop Poprock posted:

I think if they were actually told that they were couping it up they might have actually shot more people as opposed to being surprised by flash mobs and confusedly geting out of their tanks to see what the hell was up

They did get learn about what they were there for when they got into position, usually by radio traffic and citizens. That's why most of them surrendered.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
im all the dudes on cnn just waving that turkish flag super hard for my awesome not third world country

Mr. Carrier Pigeon
Aug 22, 2013

Those birds certainly know what they're doin'!
just like the one-winged dove, sing a song, sounds like she's singin'

COUP baby COUP now coooooouuuup

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
It was cool that for a few years social media was a crucial tool for widespread protest but nowadays governments can just be like "shut it down" and it is so

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Young Freud posted:

Supposedly, the big coup leader was a former Air Force general, which explains why they had air support while their ground game was lacking. I'm guessing that they thought they could do all of this with air power and just seize key buildings with a few men, with all the explosions and curfew keeping everyone away. They probably had only few battalions worth soldiers at their command.
If only they had asked a historian who could've told them about how air power never, ever, makes civilians come 'round to your side.

Athropos
May 4, 2004

"Skeletons are Number One! Flesh just slows you down."

Kainser posted:

They didn't know they were starting a coup. These are 18/19 year old conscripts who thought they were doing some counterterrorism operation only to find out that they are hosed.

That's horrible :(

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
I can't believe these plotters would tell a fib.

Bholder
Feb 26, 2013

Minimalist Program posted:

Most of the actual soldier dudes who got killed and caught were just idiot teenagers and young boys who were told they were supposed to be taking part in a military drill

So your average soldier

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
When was the last coup in a relatively not bad country?

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

jBrereton posted:

If only they had asked a historian who could've told them about how air power never, ever, makes civilians come 'round to your side.

The coup leaders didn't have much of a choice. Apparently Erdogan was going to drop the hammer on them this weekend and it turned into a "do or die" moment.

rear end cobra posted:

When was the last coup in a relatively not bad country?

South Korea. That was '79-'80. They were a military dictatorship until about 1988.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

rear end cobra posted:

When was the last coup in a relatively not bad country?
May '58 in France?

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Air power makes it easier to kill, too. A soldier who's looking at a person in the eyes might hesitate but a helicopter or F-16 provides distance. Don't really know what it looked like on the ground, but it appeared the gunships did a lot of damage.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

gnarlyhotep posted:

You left out the word "idiot" between "adult" and "so"

I'm an adult, idiot, so I'm watching my tv

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
It was a trick question, all countries are bad lmao

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Young Freud posted:

The coup leaders didn't have much of a choice. Apparently Erdogan was going to drop the hammer on them this weekend and it turned into a "do or die" moment.


South Korea. That was '79-'80. They were a military dictatorship until about 1988.
South Korea was really a military dictatorship right up until 1988, from Rhee onwards it was all about military power until very recently; the Korean war kicked off due to pointless border artillery slinging from the South as well as the North.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

jBrereton posted:

May '58 in France?

If youve had Charles DeGaulle in charge youre a bad country imo. gently caress him and gently caress that lovely rear end airport

Raw_Beef
Jul 2, 2004

We know what you been up to and my advice on that little venture is to pack it in. It won't work. It will all end in tears.

jBrereton posted:

South Korea was really a military dictatorship right up until 1988, from Rhee onwards it was all about military power until very recently; the Korean war kicked off due to pointless border artillery slinging from the South as well as the North.

Lmao is this what theyre teaching in school these days?

Best Korea do nothing wrong! South Korea attack first! Defensive invasion with massed armor donated by soviet union! Completely justified!

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Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

jBrereton posted:

South Korea was really a military dictatorship right up until 1988, from Rhee onwards it was all about military power until very recently.

Yeah I once read an article about the fate of a bunch Japanese citizens of Korean descent who voluntarily returned to the DPRK in the 1970s. Back then a lot of these guys were well-educated and liberal minded, and thought "Sure DPRK is a socialist country, but at least it's not a murderous, fascist military junta". Boy did the vast majority of them end up in a world of pain a few years later.

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