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SneakyFrog posted:no. I found out today that B.J. Blazkowicz from every Wolfenstein game had a son, B.J. Blazkowicz II a.k.a. Commander Keen, and he had a son, B.J. Blazkowicz III, a.k.a. DOOM Marine.
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Darth123123 posted:Wow thanks! I just shoot poo poo and try to get to the next landscape. They also try to shoehorn in some plot in Doom 4, and Doomguy's reaction to it is identical to yours.
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Doom, quake, and half Life aka the three big daddy franchises of fps all have the plot of "we made a portal, oh whoops here come nasty things pouring out of it, time to wreck them" There's something about interdimentional gateways that makes for good blasty action.
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FlyinPingu posted:sounds like a real dumbass motherfucker to me His shtick, or one of them, is that popular = good. For example anyone who says Transformers 4 is a bad movie is wrong because millions of people went to see it and it made money and people who don't like it are just mad that the boring artistic films they watch seldom turn a profit.
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Nerd poo poo aside, those loving hotdogs. I mean, even if they started putting choking hazard warnings on hotdogs and the guy would be doing his hardest not to choke while looking at said warning and being 100% aware of its meaning right at that moment he would still start choking within the first bite. Like, what can you do? Too dumb to chew. The basic instinct that lets you live through the day? Literally a life threatening action for the guy. This guy is way worse off after eating a hotdog than before eating it, are you loving kidding me?
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Nuebot posted:Okay I thought it was something along the lines. I figured it was literally "demons bad shoot they rear end". Yeah, but he basically had body language doing so.
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Palpek posted:Nerd poo poo aside, those loving hotdogs. I mean, even if they started putting choking hazard warnings on hotdogs and the guy would be doing his hardest not to choke while looking at said warning and being 100% aware of its meaning right at that moment he would still start choking within the first bite. Like, what can you do? Too dumb to chew. The basic instinct that lets you live through the day? Literally a life threatening action for the guy. This guy is way worse off after eating a hotdog than before eating it, are you loving kidding me? I mean, yeah. If you can't get long, hard meat down your throat without choking, I don't know what to say to you.
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:I mean, yeah. If you can't get long, hard meat down your throat without choking, I don't know what to say to you. Gagging is a compliment in some cultures. 
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Acne Rain posted:Some idiot. Basically he will come up with a talking point that usually involves misinterpreting a movie or telling other people who disagree with him what THEY think, and then will keep saying it no matter how many words are written countering him. His larger theory that he keeps getting yelled at about in the CineD chat thread is that the box office success of a movie universally equates with quality. No exceptions.
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Acne Rain posted:Some idiot. Basically he will come up with a talking point that usually involves misinterpreting a movie or telling other people who disagree with him what THEY think, and then will keep saying it no matter how many words are written countering him. He's right though
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Phantom menace was the first star wars I saw and it sucked.
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many johnnys posted:I have no idea who mr bibs is He defended fedoras and then responded to the hat rule by posting a photo of himself in a fedora, unironically. He insists that being able to sum the contents of two cells in Microsoft Excel is "really hard math," and that anyone who can do so is an Excel wizard. Dude is a reverse Bill Brasky, everyone has a story about him and they're all unbelievable GOTTA STAY FAI has a new favorite as of 13:23 on Jul 21, 2016 |
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Was it him who said it was unreasonable to expect anyone to play Mario without savestates?
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:He defended fedoras and then responded to the hat rule by posting a photo of himself in a fedora, unironically. Was that the guy that also went off about his expensive shoes when taking the pictures for the hat rule? Because that dude was pretty 
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:He defended fedoras and then responded to the hat rule by posting a photo of himself in a fedora, unironically. Excel wizard, or incel wizard?
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Hat Thoughts posted:His larger theory that he keeps getting yelled at about in the CineD chat thread is that the box office success of a movie universally equates with quality. No exceptions. Well that's true.
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Hugoon Chavez posted:Was that the guy that also went off about his expensive shoes when taking the pictures for the hat rule? Because that dude was pretty Oh yeah, that guy. The other guy who posted a hat picture in the AUG thread. April of this year, I think it was.
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Iron Crowned posted:Excel wizard, or incel wizard? good catch
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AlphaKretin posted:Was it him who said it was unreasonable to expect anyone to play Mario without savestates? I keep loving mixing up Bibs and Tiggum. How can you tell them apart? Is this a Tyler Durden situation?
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Somfin posted:I keep loving mixing up Bibs and Tiggum. How can you tell them apart? Is this a Tyler Durden situation? tiggum quotes an entire page of replies and responds to each of them. it's his form of galtse.
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Somfin posted:I keep loving mixing up Bibs and Tiggum. How can you tell them apart? Is this a Tyler Durden situation? Tiggum is Australian so all of his stupid bullshit comes phrased like a question.
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I never understood the Tiggum hate, he seems fairly innocuous. There are far more annoying PYF posters.
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:I mean, yeah. If you can't get long, hard meat down your throat without choking, I don't know what to say to you.
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Jul 21, 2016 15:15
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Palpek posted:It was just the tip. I'll have what she's having.
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Crow Jane posted:I never understood the Tiggum hate, he seems fairly innocuous. There are far more annoying PYF posters. i agree w/you
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Jul 21, 2016 15:21
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Crow Jane posted:I never understood the Tiggum hate, he seems fairly innocuous. There are far more annoying PYF posters. I've mellowed to Tiggum but I think he's also definitely mellowed recently
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Jul 21, 2016 15:43
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He has different opinions than me a lot, which means he's wrong a lot.
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Jul 21, 2016 16:05
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Lot of jokes about dicks, and the eating thereof, about the hot dog guy, which is of course fine and good but I am more stunned by the fact that there exists a person for whom the action of eating a hotdog is literally lifethreatening, and that he has in fact almost killed himself twice by accident. With hotdogs.
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Biplane posted:Lot of jokes about dicks, and the eating thereof, about the hot dog guy, which is of course fine and good but I am more stunned by the fact that there exists a person for whom the action of eating a hotdog is literally lifethreatening, and that he has in fact almost killed himself twice by accident. With hotdogs. Nobody ever said natural selection works fast.
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Biplane posted:Lot of jokes about dicks, and the eating thereof, about the hot dog guy, which is of course fine and good but I am more stunned by the fact that there exists a person for whom the action of eating a hotdog is literally lifethreatening, and that he has in fact almost killed himself twice by accident. With hotdogs. 
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Vargatron posted:I want to make a /r/relationships magic 8 ball. You'll get responses like: all you fuckos should read this thread. It's full of sad laughable poo poo.
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I do have to say though, all of mrbibs' posts have a consistent quality about them. Youll get halfway through a rant about how all shoes should be Velcro because it's surprisingly easy to tie your shoes together and trip over them and without even looking just know "this is bibs."
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Poor MisterBibs, saw water and passed away
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Wedemeyer posted:all you fuckos should read this thread. It's full of sad laughable poo poo. GBS Falls For Reddit's Greatest Fakeposts: Vol. CVIII
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Guy Mann posted:GBS Falls For Reddit's Greatest Fakeposts: Vol. CVIII I, too, hate and fear fun If I hear fun happening outside my window, I draw the curtains and huddle beneath my noise-canceling headphones immediately
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loquacius posted:I, too, hate and fear fun wtf, who ever hears fun outside their windows. i just hear birds and poo poo, never like laser tag or some guys shouting "woo lets have some fun" or any stuff like that.
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I can't find it, but I remember bibs trying to explain to ropekid exactly why his game was bad. That conversation is the best intro to mr bibs I can think of.
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PBS Newshour posted:wtf, who ever hears fun outside their windows. i just hear birds and poo poo, never like laser tag or some guys shouting "woo lets have some fun" or any stuff like that. There's a bar 30m down the street from me, and there's only ever fun happening out there when I'm trying to sleep.
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Outrail posted:There's a bar 30m down the street from me, and there's only ever fun happening out there when I'm trying to sleep. Same. The one by me seems to lead to a lot of catfights, by the sound of things.
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Deified Data posted:I spent 5 minutes alone in my office doing a Nazi salute in the dark to see how you could possibly do one on accident when you meant to wave at an audience.
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