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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
just had a new cv to read over and the guy spent 22 years working as a methodist minister until fairly recently

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Did he say why he stopped?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
well it says he started his own church so

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He sounds earthy and reliable. You should interview him.

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

I got a lift home in an ambulance last night

nice guys, paramedics

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Did they give you a go on a patient?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

goatface posted:

He sounds earthy and reliable. You should interview him.

he started his first job before either of us on our team were born

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He can be your team dad.

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


Whorelord posted:

I got a lift home in an ambulance last night

nice guys, paramedics

paramedics own, i still remember the ones that took me to hospital when i got a concussion

im v tired today its not good imo

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

they were very friendly considering all I'd done was have a sleep on a train station platform and there wasn't anything wrong with me

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Probably just happy you didn't cover them in any bodily fluids.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Saying poo poo in a phone interview isn't a good idea imo

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


goatface posted:

Probably just happy you didn't cover them in any bodily fluids.

m..my fetish..



Jose posted:

Saying poo poo in a phone interview isn't a good idea imo

as someone who swears constantly at work id probably be impressed by their willingness to say poo poo, this is why im not in charge of hiring

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

i found the cat pokemon

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"

Whorelord posted:

they were very friendly considering all I'd done was have a sleep on a train station platform and there wasn't anything wrong with me

This is the new standing policy I think. When I was doing my first aid training, we got told that if we found anyone passed out or "drunk" and incapable, you should ring for the ambulance cos the outward indicators are basically identical to a serious brain injury without being a medical expert.

Better to get them checked than them turn up dead.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Bobby Deluxe posted:

i found the cat pokemon

i just caught a cubone

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Jimmithy posted:

i just caught a cubone

sweet there was one of them in town but i didnt find it

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Fan of Britches
I just caught a BobbyDeluxesFatMam

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



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Looke
Aug 2, 2013

🌚

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

I'm drunk but have a gym session booked in in like an hour's time

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



go and bang your trainer.

oh no computer
May 27, 2003

it's raining and not hot any more summer is over

Pedricko
Apr 7, 2008

The Big Taff Man posted:

I just caught a BobbyDeluxesFatMam

Not even a rare

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i need to move somewhere cold and dry

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


The Big Taff Man posted:

I just caught a BobbyDeluxesFatMam

you probably caught something else too while you were there

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Jose posted:

i need to move somewhere cold and dry

good luck finding a house in your interpersonal relationships

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3783967

lol

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



i dont like flying and ive just remembered this

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
flying owns. i'm jumping out of a plane some time in the next few weeks

Kluliss
Mar 6, 2011

Cake, is it a drug, or is it simply a delicious chocolatey piece of heaven?

Jose posted:

flying owns. i'm jumping out of a plane some time in the next few weeks

why would you jump out of a perfectly good plane?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
looks fun

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



do they do parachutes in goon size?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

it involves retro-rockets

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Kluliss posted:

why would you jump out of a perfectly good plane?

Because you can do it and not die. How hosed up is that? Got to be worth trying.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
even if you die at least its fast and a cool way to go. just so long as you don't land feet first

Kluliss
Mar 6, 2011

Cake, is it a drug, or is it simply a delicious chocolatey piece of heaven?
There are lots of things you can do but not die, doesn't mean they're in any way sensible to do :D

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Also, you can stare at the onrushing ground and have flickering dreams of not pulling the cord, embracing the sweet relief of death and gaining true freedom from all your responsibilities and the soul-crushing, empty grind that your daily life has become.

Unless you're doing it tandem. That ruins it.

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



imagine what pokemn you could catch on your descent

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