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"Cooking has gotten a lot easier since I moved inside of this oven." alternate joke: SomethingAwful > Post Your Favorite (or Request) > My camera only captures red... (what did someone else cook last night)
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Well uhhhh at least it's presented on a real plate instead of paper? Still so depressing to look at. 
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Jul 21, 2016 08:21
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Jul 21, 2016 08:37
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I don't even know what you'd have to do to your white balance.
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Jul 21, 2016 12:07
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Red Plate Special - $6.99 Two cuts of our delectable Mystery MeatTM paired with scrumptious, soaking wet freerange corn kernels. Your choice of cigarette ash, prescription medication, or a small screwdriver as a side (or have all three for only $1.99 more!)
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Jul 21, 2016 13:11
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dijon du jour posted:alternate joke: I enjoyed this joke, friend.
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Jul 21, 2016 14:04
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Chin Strap posted:Have you ever grown zucchini? It can go from "reasonably sized" to "ridiculously huge and flavorless" in as short as an extra day or two of growing. Viz: 
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Jul 21, 2016 14:17
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feedmegin posted:Viz: That blonde lady is letting out a shuddering breath in that photo
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Jul 21, 2016 14:27
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Somfin posted:That blonde lady is letting out a shuddering breath in that photo
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Jul 21, 2016 14:42
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At least it's appropriately locked in the hell dimension
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Jul 21, 2016 15:05
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Jul 21, 2016 16:24
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All of that corn is safely contained and clearly labeled, just as God intended.
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Jul 21, 2016 16:38
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 But with corn.
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Jul 21, 2016 19:08
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Sorry, my camera only captures red
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Jul 22, 2016 02:18
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Edible scab lamps, or a mutated diagram of hydrophobic-hydrophillic cell membranes? Let's go with edible scab lamps! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeIZrzkIaKg
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Jul 22, 2016 03:51
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While taking the photo, the photographer recoiled so hard that it red-shifted.
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Jul 22, 2016 03:54
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I...want to eat it. Am I broken? 
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Jul 22, 2016 04:17
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Forgall posted:She's going into labour. Very good
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Jul 22, 2016 04:18
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I don't like this
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Jul 22, 2016 04:25
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Nuevo posted:I...want to eat it. Am I broken? Looks like quinoa loaf of some type which is fine by me.
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Jul 22, 2016 04:27
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Dabir posted:While taking the photo, the photographer recoiled so hard that it red-shifted.  That bread looks to be in uncanny valley territory. It looks like bread, but upon closer inspection I recoil in horror but I can't quite put my finger on it.
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Jul 22, 2016 04:36
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Picnic Princess posted:Looks like quinoa loaf of some type which is fine by me. looks like poo poo
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Jul 22, 2016 11:37
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Im eating this. Kransky, kimchi, and kewpie mayo. The anti food porn is not the ingredients, it is in the name. It's the KKK dog.
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Jul 22, 2016 11:58
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Why does your kimchi have such a deathly pallor? Where's the red?
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Jul 22, 2016 12:38
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It's time for some education. I welcome you to Danish food 101 . Lesson 1: Kagemand! KageMand/Dame (CakeMan/Lady), is basically the standard childrens' birthday cake in Denmark. It's bland pastry covered in frosting and candy. They are supposed to look like people, primarily the birthday boy/girl. When you cut it everyone screams as if the joyful pastry person (I remind you that sometimes it is made to look like the birthday child) is in terrible agony. It never occurred to me that this is majorly hosed up until I decided to make this post.   Eroticly adult   Shamefully adult  
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Jul 22, 2016 12:46
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EorayMel posted:Edible scab lamps, or a mutated diagram of hydrophobic-hydrophillic cell membranes? That looks like a compressed block of cooked barley or something. The sliced part resembles kasha.
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Jul 22, 2016 13:41
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looks like some sort of lentil loaf to me
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Jul 22, 2016 14:19
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It's quinoa. 
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Jul 22, 2016 15:34
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 Crushed ice, extra spicy chili powder, lime juice and chamoy sauce. 
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Jul 22, 2016 16:13
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MariusLecter posted:
So a hot sauce slush?
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Jul 22, 2016 16:58
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MariusLecter posted:
That's almost a diablito, which I've bought regularly since I discovered them last year. You don't want too much chamoy, though—it's more refreshing if it's not too sweet. Also great, Topo Chico preparado. Rollersnake has a new favorite as of 17:03 on Jul 22, 2016 |
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Jul 22, 2016 17:01
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MariusLecter posted:
I so would.
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Jul 22, 2016 17:03
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So it's a hot and cold?
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Jul 22, 2016 17:15
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MariusLecter posted:
Have, and would again
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Jul 22, 2016 17:52
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:So it's a hot and cold? Yes and no.
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Jul 22, 2016 19:49
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Only thing missing is vodka, but yea I'd definitely try that.
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Jul 22, 2016 20:04
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     Didn't they do this on Gaki no Tsukai once?
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Jul 22, 2016 22:28
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:
Potato and wheat? That's not enough starch sources, find a way to add rice into the mix!
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:
East meets west when we steam a Big Mac!
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