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they dugg to greedily they dugg too deep the Jim hit the Bob that day
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“Get away from her, you Josh!” "We're in the pipe, Jim by Bob" “I say we take off, Jim the Bob from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”
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Jul 20, 2016 15:54
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Top City Homo posted:they dugg to greedily they dugg too deep Hahaha yes
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Jul 20, 2016 16:05
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Amarcarts posted:“Get away from her, you Josh!” 
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Jul 21, 2016 07:34
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Jul 21, 2016 17:29
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Very nice work.
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Jul 21, 2016 19:12
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eat FRESH motherfuckers!!!!
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Jul 21, 2016 19:26
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Hmmm what should my daughter wear to this "purity" ball? Oh I know a backless spaghetti strap cocktail dress, that'll look real good on my hotel room floor I mean daughter.
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Jul 21, 2016 20:17
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Dmitri-9 posted:Hmmm what should my daughter wear to this "purity" ball? Oh I know a backless spaghetti strap cocktail dress, that'll look real good on my hotel room floor I mean daughter. It's like the traditional debut where you formally introduce a young woman to polite society and show her off to potential suitors, only in this case those suitors are married dads and presumably some of their daughters who just sorta ogle them and talk about how much they aren't going to gently caress.
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Jul 21, 2016 23:11
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Jul 22, 2016 00:05
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That is still one of the creepiest things I've seen
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Jul 22, 2016 00:56
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How long have these purity ball things being going on? It'd be interesting to hear from these girls 10 or 15 years after the ball and hear their experiences.
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Jul 22, 2016 01:03
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SEX BURRITO posted:How long have these purity ball things being going on? It'd be interesting to hear from these girls 10 or 15 years after the ball and hear their experiences.
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Jul 22, 2016 01:14
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Dmitri-9 posted:Hmmm what should my daughter wear to this "purity" ball? Oh I know a backless spaghetti strap cocktail dress, that'll look real good on my hotel room floor I mean daughter. I was grossed out before but now that you're not point that out  what is wrong with these people?
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Jul 22, 2016 02:16
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Thin Privilege posted:I was grossed out before but now that you're not point that out She also reminds me of Ronda Rousey
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Jul 22, 2016 02:20
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Carth Dookie posted:She also reminds me of Ronda Rousey I had to look that up and that's a strange association to make. Teen girl = super muscular weight lift lady?
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Jul 22, 2016 02:23
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Thin Privilege posted:I was grossed out before but now that you're not point that out Hey almost everyone gags a little when they finally get to the ball
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canyoneer posted:Hey almost everyone gags a little when they finally get to the ball is the appropriate response to that, literally. (Gag reflex)E:
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Jul 22, 2016 02:31
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Thin Privilege posted:I had to look that up and that's a strange association to make. Teen girl = super muscular weight lift lady? A younger slimmer Rhonda
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Jul 22, 2016 02:32
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SEX BURRITO posted:How long have these purity ball things being going on? It'd be interesting to hear from these girls 10 or 15 years after the ball and hear their experiences. You'd probably get a meek "oh, you'll have to ask my husband. He says I'm not allowed to talk to strangers."
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Geoj posted:You'd probably get a meek "oh, you'll have to ask my husband. He says I'm not allowed to talk to strangers." LOL. You have way too much faith in these things. I bet half of them eventually wind up in a Girls Gone Wild video.
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In an almost complete reversal of what you would normally think, I have less issue with the very little pre-teen girls going to these 'purity balls' than the teenagers. The little girls don't know about any of the creepy sexual stuff, nor any of the misogynist "you are the property of your father until he give you to your husband" issues. They just want to wear a pretty dress and go to a party with their dads. The teenagers surely are old enough to know how creepy, and possessive, and misogynist it all is, yet they go through with it anyway. Also, where are the mothers in all of this?
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Jul 22, 2016 03:53
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BrigadierSensible posted:Also, where are the mothers in all of this? In the households that have anything to do with purity balls? They're in the kitchen.
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Dmitri-9 posted:Oh I know a backless spaghetti strap cocktail dress, that'll look real good on my hotel room floor I mean daughter. Holy poo poo 
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 She is now an openly gay feminist So what happened if someone broke their pledge? Would it all be hush hush or did they make a big deal about it? quote:There were confessional “ceremonies.” They weren't something I ever had to do but other girls in my class did. Basically if you "break your purity" then you have to confess in front of your pastor and your father in order to "revitalize your purity." So you sit there with these two creepy old men and stand up and say "last night I gave Jesse a blowjob and I apologize to my father and to God." Then the pastor asks you details (i.e how did it happen/ how did it make you feel) to which the girl replies, to her father and pastor, that she got drunk and sucked a dick and felt like a whore. And then you are given your purity back. http://iacknowledge.net/creepy-pictures-from-christian-purity-ball-where-girls-pledge-virginity-until-marriage/ 
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Jul 23, 2016 15:29
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christians so obsessed w purity they've utterly destroyed any path that could be reconciled towards it for everyone involved.
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Jul 23, 2016 16:13
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This one looks a little too True Detective for me. Was there something about these daddy-daughter wedding things on Showtime that I missed?
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Jul 23, 2016 16:30
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:
This is so creepy it makes my skin crawl.
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Purity Pledges For Fathers quote:I (Daughter’s Name)’s Father, choose before to God to war for my daughter’s purity. I acknowledge myself as the authority and protector of my daughter’s virginity, and pledge to be a man of integrity as I lead, guide, and pray over my daughter and her virginity – as the High Priest of my home. For Virgins quote:I (Name) pledge my purity to my father, my future/husband and my Creator. I recognize that virginity is my most precious gift to offer to my future husband. I will not engage in sexual activity of any kind before marriage but will keep my thought and my body pure as a very special present for the one I marry. For Secondary Virgins (those who have engaged in promiscuous behavior) and wish to recommit themselves to lives of purity) quote:I (Name) re–pledge my purity to my father, my future/husband and my Creator. I now recognize that virginity is my most precious gift to offer my future husband. I deeply regret and will never again engage in sexual activity of any kind before marriage but will keep my thought and my body pure as a very special present for the one I marry. And gifts are given quote:During the ceremony, remembrance gifts are exchanged to represent the oath of the father to protect his daughter and the promise of the girl for chastity. A popular gift is a necklace or charm bracelet that it is in the shape of the heart that the father gives to the girl and the girl gives the father the key that signifies the key to her heart that should be given to the husband at her wedding. The ceremony also is meant to show the girls the standard and the respect that they should be given by the men who are in their lives.
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Jul 23, 2016 20:06
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Jul 23, 2016 20:10
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I guess marrying a secondary virgin is like buying a refurbished printer.
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Jul 23, 2016 20:11
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Are rape victims secondary virgins who have to beg God to make then not damaged goods?
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Jul 23, 2016 20:15
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Purity Pledges The pledge didn't work the first time, better say it again with a few extra words so we can pretend nothing happened
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Nicetalga4Meltdown posted:Are rape victims secondary virgins who have to beg God to make then not damaged goods?
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Jul 23, 2016 20:19
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What if the rapist was her dad? Does she have to pledge herself to him?
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Jul 23, 2016 20:20
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Nicetalga4Meltdown posted:What if the rapist was her dad? Does she have to pledge herself to him? Must apologize for tempting him and beg for forgiveness.
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This recycling of a girl's virginity by saying a few magic words makes no sense to me. Once you become a pickle, you can never be a cucumber again.
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King Possum III posted:This recycling of a girl's virginity by saying a few magic words makes no sense to me. Welcome to the wacky world of religon my friend. You can rape and kill all your life, but hey, if you repent just before they kill you in the chair you get to goto HEAVEN!
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once you have jimmed you must bob
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