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Ratjaculation posted:blue? blue is my slush of choice unless its an old school machine with the flavour pumps, then it'd be cherry
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Jul 22, 2016 21:24
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red and blue mixed up imo
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Jul 22, 2016 22:02
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Vitamins posted:red and blue mixed up imo one time I saw a dude with hair like this and it was very odd. Like, patches of blue and red all mixed together and it was thick. Didn't look like something I'd want to drink though.
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Jul 22, 2016 22:04
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sout posted:one time I saw a dude with hair like this and it was very odd. that hair sounds positively weird tbh i didnt realise the martian had sean bean in it 
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Jul 22, 2016 22:39
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Total recall has just started on TV 
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Jul 22, 2016 22:53
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Ratjaculation posted:tbf i once let bozza down it's impressive enough that you were even able to pick him up in the first place
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Jul 22, 2016 23:05
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he, personally, wasn't that heavy but it was the train connected to his cock that added the weight
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Jul 22, 2016 23:18
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a customer texted me.... it was really creepy
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Jul 22, 2016 23:22
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hemale in pain posted:a customer texted me.... it was really creepy Screenshot pls
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Jul 22, 2016 23:33
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They're closing down the Bubbleworks at Chessington. Apparently parts of it are being auctioned off over the summer. Gonna go and nab me one of the little purple guys.
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Jul 22, 2016 23:33
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good that whole place should shut down what a horribly depressing shite theme park
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Jul 22, 2016 23:42
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I am dying of drunk Please help
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Jul 23, 2016 00:01
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:I am dying of drunk Same right here mate Just keep drinking it'll be fine
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Jul 23, 2016 00:06
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Ratjaculation posted:tbf i once let bozza down Missed out on an evening of me getting progressively more drunk until I had to go to bed. I call that the complete Bozza experience.
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Jul 23, 2016 00:59
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Today I am going to an art gallery. They have lego.
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Jul 23, 2016 08:55
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freelop posted:Today I am going to an art gallery. coventry??
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Jul 23, 2016 10:26
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I travelled via 3 delayed trains on a ten hour [ supposed to be six] journey to Cornwall for a temperature in the teens. I feel royally robbed.
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Jul 23, 2016 10:57
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get delay repay for those tickets, and buy a pasty to make you feel better stop by in plym on your way back and find me for an awkward touching sesh
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Jul 23, 2016 10:59
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morning sat people
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Jul 23, 2016 10:59
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they're finally getting rid of the poo poo double roundabout thats on my way to newcastle city centre
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Jul 23, 2016 11:13
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Ratjaculation posted:get delay repay for those tickets, and buy a pasty to make you feel better I was delayed in Plymouth for 2 hours yesterday, that was the time! I'll prolly get delayed coming back knowin' my luck.
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Jul 23, 2016 11:30
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Jose posted:they're finally getting rid of the poo poo double roundabout thats on my way to newcastle city centre a shame, they were the closest things to tits you'd ever go near
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Jul 23, 2016 12:40
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Ratjaculation posted:a shame, they were the closest things to tits you'd ever go near owned
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Jul 23, 2016 12:41
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i have recovered from the drunk and am now mostly alright
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Jul 23, 2016 13:26
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Writing a best man speech is hard
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Jul 23, 2016 14:26
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Quote-Unquote posted:Writing a best man speech is hard agreed
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Jul 23, 2016 14:36
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Is it appropriate to mention that the groom punched me in the face at the stag do because I was talking to his friends and called his fiance "really lovely" but he thought I said "really ugly" and got furious? lol
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Jul 23, 2016 14:46
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how ugly we talkin here?
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Jul 23, 2016 14:47
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Ratjaculation posted:how ugly we talkin here? She's not at all
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Jul 23, 2016 14:50
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my best man's speech made the grooms mother cry
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Jul 23, 2016 15:02
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yeah the "torrent of racist abuse" style of speech always gets mixed results
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Jul 23, 2016 15:05
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:yeah the "torrent of racist abuse" style of speech always gets mixed results lol I have been told I am not allowed to raise a toast to our dark lord and master Satan, but pretty much anything else is fine.
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Jul 23, 2016 15:06
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dont google "funny best man speeches" or such, because they're poo poo do a few low blows, not about him loving whats her face on freshers the night before he hooked up with his now wife, but stuff you can twist into how she makes him better if appropriate whip your cock out and stroke to completion do say how absolutely stunningly beautiful the bride is don't, no matter what, go too deep into some bizarre inside joke that only 3 people in the room will get
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Jul 23, 2016 15:13
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how you doing today djf?
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Jul 23, 2016 15:14
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Ratjaculation posted:dont google "funny best man speeches" or such, because they're poo poo I'm doing all of this except the cock-whipping because I don't wanna make the groom look bad
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Jul 23, 2016 15:15
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Its hot this is the last of the summer heat before we return to the usual bitter disappointment
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Jul 23, 2016 15:16
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Quote-Unquote posted:Is it appropriate to mention that the groom punched me in the face at the stag do because I was talking to his friends and called his fiance "really lovely" but he thought I said "really ugly" and got furious? lol this seems like a perfect best man's speech anecdote imo we did a crystal maze type thing on the stag do and I'm trying to put together a crystal maze / marriage type one liner that's not completely naff or talking about how it'll take a lot more than a crystal to get out of this automatic lock-in
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Jul 23, 2016 15:31
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its been an emotional day, even the cake was in tiers (hand gesture indicating that the cake was tiered to different levels)
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Bobby Deluxe posted:its been an emotional day, even the cake was in tiers this was the first thing I saw when i googled 'best man speech' and decided not to read any more and just write my own
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