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Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



I know a dude called Chad who is pretty cool.

Just one though.

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PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Just looked up a Chad I knew decades ago. Found him on Facebook. He's now a middle aged man with two cute kids, a beautiful wife, a decent white collar job, bought a house recently. Seems to have turned out to be a pretty great guy from what's available on his Facebook page.

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet
The only Chad I know is about 5'2" and got his head photoshopped onto things for several months straight after he got a promotion at work. He was pretty cool, just a huge nerd, which doesn't seem right for a Chad.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

I knew a Chad who spent three years working overnights entirely alone as a porn editor. He had a thousand-yard stare that could bore through the cold neutron core of a dead star.

There are no non-hosed Chads. Even the normal-seeming ones are probably psycho killers in wait.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

The only Chad I've ever known had an older brother named Chet, because I guess some people shouldn't be allowed to name children.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
The Chad I knew in middle school was a chubby, pasty nerd who used to stand behind his desk to answer the teacher's questions and reminded them to assign homework on several occasions. He sent me a friend request a while ago (not sure why, I don't think we ever even talked) and he looks exactly the same except now he wears a fedora.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Crow Jane posted:

The Chad I knew in middle school was a chubby, pasty nerd who used to stand behind his desk to answer the teacher's questions and reminded them to assign homework on several occasions. He sent me a friend request a while ago (not sure why, I don't think we ever even talked) and he looks exactly the same except now he wears a fedora.

A Chadora? :v:

whoda thunkit
Sep 20, 2010
Only good Chad is a hanging chad. (that joke would've killed 15 years ago)

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

First Pokemon Go related tattoo I've seen. I'm sure there are many more...

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
I want to not like it but I'm team mystic so yeah...cool with me.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Ok Fella posted:

I want to not like it but I'm team mystic so yeah...cool with me.

The only reason I don't have a team mystic brand is because it would come out red.

Frozen Pizza Party
Dec 13, 2005

Ok Fella posted:

I want to not like it but I'm team mystic so yeah...cool with me.

Best team, best tattoo.

Fantastisk
May 19, 2011

After a long night of hooking, trade didn't like the session, so he had gutted me and set me on fire, but, you know, I didn't die. I had crystallized, and now I'm a glamazon bitch ready for the runway.
Except it's wrong, because it's based on an image someone made from an incomplete pre-release screenshot :v:

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


Yes, that's what's wrong with that tattoo.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
I'm also team mystic :3::hf::3:

Traxus IV
Sep 11, 2001

it's our time now
let's get this shit started


I have multiple friends who are talking about Valor tattoos, but nobody's gotten one yet so here's one from the internet.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Traxus IV posted:

I have multiple friends who are talking about Valor tattoos, but nobody's gotten one yet so here's one from the internet.



Based on his other ink, this is not the first horrible decision he's ever made.

Traxus IV
Sep 11, 2001

it's our time now
let's get this shit started


Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Based on his other ink, this is not the first horrible decision he's ever made.

Yeah, he's a treasure trove of poor decisions. Check the massively stretched earlobes, too.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


and his hairy back and dandruff and pube beard

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
https://www.bostonglobe.com/lifestyle/2016/07/15/somerville-artist-closes-pokemon-tattoos-clients/muT8TXbTDyxA2fZsutoO2K/story.html

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

College Slice

Terrible article, Victreebell was based on a Venus fly trap in the pre-release screenshots, but in the release version it's a pitcher plant.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Traxus IV posted:

I have multiple friends who are talking about Valor tattoos, but nobody's gotten one yet so here's one from the internet.



I wonder if the tattoo under it says something like "I used to be an elephant like you, then I took an elephant gun slug to the forehead"?

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I wonder if the tattoo under it says something like "I used to be an elephant like you, then I took an elephant gun slug to the forehead"?

I'd lean towards Ganesha.

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014

Good luck to the person that has to awkwardly explain their jynx tattoo.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Victreebell would actually be a pretty dope tattoo.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Sarcopenia posted:

Good luck to the person that has to awkwardly explain their jynx tattoo.

"It's Jynx, from Pokemon"


Pretty easy?

strap on revenge
Apr 8, 2011

that's my thing that i say
bunch of squares going in there getting something that's not a magneton tbh

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

PCOS Bill posted:

"It's Jynx, from Pokemon"


Pretty easy?
Totally easy.

"there are like 900 of them so I chose the most racist looking one"

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Trent posted:

Totally easy.

"there are like 900 of them so I chose the most racist looking one"

Only idiots think it's racist.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Trent posted:

Totally easy.

"there are like 900 of them so I chose the most racist looking one"

Heh, I think you'll find Jynx is actually purple.



Racism over, idiots. :smug:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Don't bother talking with PCOSBILL about race related issues.

Be free to ask him why he can't post in TFR though.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


trapped mouse posted:

Heh, I think you'll find Jynx is actually purple.



Racism over, idiots. :smug:

It's racist against purple people. And they have it hard enough already, what with having an entire alien race that subsists entirely on eating them.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

LingcodKilla posted:

Don't bother talking with PCOSBILL about race related issues.

Be free to ask him why he can't post in TFR though.

Believe it or not, I typed up the whole post before I even saw the one from PCOS Bill. Turns out it's super easy to predict low effort shitposting, who knew

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

LingcodKilla posted:

Don't bother talking with PCOSBILL about race related issues.

Be free to ask him why he can't post in TFR though.

Because TFR has a giant crybaby mod moderating a playpen full of crying babies who all need a diaper change.

Samfucius
Sep 8, 2010

And if you gaze long enough into a nest, the nest will gaze back into you.

PCOS Bill posted:

Because TFR has a giant crybaby mod moderating a playpen full of crying babies who all need a diaper change.

:allears:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

PCOS Bill posted:

Because TFR has a giant crybaby mod moderating a playpen full of crying babies who all need a diaper change.

You have the weirdest fetishes, man

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Picnic Princess posted:

You have the weirdest fetishes, man

No, that's clearly a thing I don't like.

super size soft serve
Aug 28, 2011

You think I'm fat, but it's an optical illusion.

It came from FB:


This one looks pretty painful.

And from IG:


Must suck to have people steal your poo poo and not even fix the weird angle.

super size soft serve has a new favorite as of 10:43 on Jul 25, 2016

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.
It never stops being funny when people steal Tara's designs and don't redraw them. She purposely takes photos from those weird angles to minimise people straight ripping off her work.


edit for content: I will freely admit that I'm a terrible tattoo snob but holy poo poo, nothing makes me want to set the world on fire more than scrolling through the tattoo tag on tumblr. So, so many lovely, lovely tattoos:





















cyberia has a new favorite as of 11:45 on Jul 25, 2016

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there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
I'm gonna go ahead and say it. Inspirational quote tattoos, while bad, are still better than minimalist, single line poo poo like that stupid wave.

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