Spoilers thread: Spoiled Wrestling in Every Sense of the Term [no spoiler tags]

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OctoberCountry: Oct 9, 2012

I still Feel The Glow

# ? Jul 24, 2016 15:34

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 01:43

HerraS: Apr 15, 2012; Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.

Queen of Strong Style Nikkisawa Berra or bust

# ? Jul 24, 2016 16:18

The Big Taff Man: Nov 22, 2005; Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16; Fan of Britches

Cant wait till its Lita

# ? Jul 24, 2016 18:02

DEAR RICHARD: Feb 5, 2009; IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

Mulaney Power Move posted:

So this probably means Layla

# ? Jul 24, 2016 18:14

Mulaney Power Move: Dec 30, 2004

if the silhoutte wwe.com put up means anything, it doesn't look like bayley. looks more like nikki. that's my scoop.

# ? Jul 24, 2016 18:45

mfcrocker: Jan 31, 2004; Hot Rope Guy

Mulaney Power Move posted:

if the silhoutte wwe.com put up means anything, it doesn't look like bayley. looks more like nikki. that's my scoop.

The one they've been using on the main shows have looked a LOT like Bayley.

# ? Jul 24, 2016 19:12

Muddy Burphy: Dec 4, 2010; The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

he knows...

It's Peyton Royce

# ? Jul 24, 2016 19:56

Junpei Hyde: Mar 15, 2013

It's Akira Tozawa

# ? Jul 24, 2016 20:16

Optimist with doubt: May 16, 2010; Scoop Lover

he knows...

It's Rovert, in his debut match.

# ? Jul 24, 2016 20:19

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

It's Dave Meltzer, fresh out of the Hall of Fame

# ? Jul 24, 2016 20:21

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

It's Sister Abigail, who will then be revealed to be Kane.

# ? Jul 24, 2016 20:21

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

Don't Bet On Wrestling, the Battleground edition:

code:

The Usos +400
Breezango -600

Dean Ambrose -420
Seth Rollins +450
Roman Reigns +800

Sami Zayn -600
Kevin Owens +400

John Cena & Enzo & Cass -675
AJ Styles & The Club +425

Becky Lynch +600
Natalya -1200

The Miz -400
Darren Young +600

Rusev -900
Zack Ryder +500

The New Day +305
The Wyatt Family -425

Sasha Banks & partner -750
Charlotte & Dana Brooke +450

Becky Lynch's transformation into Irish Ziggler continues

# ? Jul 24, 2016 20:35

rovert: Jun 10, 2013

Becky sells a loss better than anyone in the company. So her booking revolves around that.

# ? Jul 24, 2016 20:49

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

BREEZANGO! :woop:

ALSO DEAN I GUESS! Actually that's a legitimately pleasant surprise, I wonder how they'll screw it up.

SomeMathGuy fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Jul 24, 2016

# ? Jul 24, 2016 20:49

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

I guess the Sting comparisons have to stop. At least Sting occasionally got to beat the people who betrayed him

# ? Jul 24, 2016 20:55

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

rovert posted:

Becky sells a loss better than anyone in the company. So her booking revolves around that.

not surprising your most commonly posted pics are of distraught women

# ? Jul 24, 2016 20:58

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

I had no idea Usos/Breezango was even a match. Was there an actual segment, or just "tag teams lol"?

Mulaney Power Move posted:

if the silhoutte wwe.com put up means anything, it doesn't look like bayley. looks more like nikki. that's my scoop.

Reminder that they were using Alex Riley as the male mystery participant silhouette for years.

# ? Jul 24, 2016 22:03

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

sticklefifer posted:

I had no idea Usos/Breezango was even a match. Was there an actual segment, or just "tag teams lol"?

It's more like "poo poo we forgot to book a pre-show match, uhhhhh Usos/Breezango"

# ? Jul 24, 2016 22:15

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

Benne posted:

It's more like "poo poo we forgot to book a pre-show match, uhhhhh Usos/Breezango"

Good, I was in a panic for a moment because I thought I'd missed a Breezango segment. :supaburn:

# ? Jul 24, 2016 22:16

Mulaney Power Move: Dec 30, 2004

sticklefifer posted:

Reminder that they were using Alex Riley as the male mystery participant silhouette for years.

yeah but i dont think you can transition that quickly, although it would be some comeback

# ? Jul 24, 2016 22:36

Grozz Nuy: Feb 21, 2008; Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

I was going to say that WWE finally got around to putting the tag belts on the Wyatts like two years too late, but then I remembered that the loving championships aren't even on the line!

# ? Jul 24, 2016 22:37

Mulaney Power Move: Dec 30, 2004

wyatts don't care about titles, they dont even care about losing every match

# ? Jul 24, 2016 22:41

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

gonna lose my poo poo when its Summer Rae or something equally stupid

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

not surprising your most commonly posted pics are of distraught women

ahahah

Soothing Vapors fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Jul 24, 2016

# ? Jul 24, 2016 22:44

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Grozz Nuy posted:

I was going to say that WWE finally got around to putting the tag belts on the Wyatts like two years too late, but then I remembered that the loving championships aren't even on the line!

At least now they'll finally seem like a threat again!

You know, now that they just got split up in the draft.

# ? Jul 24, 2016 22:47

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

SomeMathGuy posted:

At least now they'll finally seem like a threat again!

You know, now that they just got split up in the draft.

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# ? Jul 24, 2016 22:49

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

SomeMathGuy posted:

At least now they'll finally seem like a threat again!

You know, now that they just got split up in the draft.

I'm glad they are getting split off so Braun can flounder so badly that they release him into the sun

# ? Jul 24, 2016 22:49

rare Magic card l00k: Jan 3, 2011

achillesforever6 posted:

I'm glad they are getting split off so Braun can soar so great that he becomes WWE Champion

# ? Jul 24, 2016 22:50

Mulaney Power Move: Dec 30, 2004

Soothing Vapors posted:

gonna lose my poo poo when its Summer Rae or something equally stupid

wouldn't surprise me. didn't they pal around in nxt?

# ? Jul 24, 2016 23:00

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

Not gonna lie, I would mark pretty hard for a BFFs reunion on the main roster

# ? Jul 24, 2016 23:08

DEAR RICHARD: Feb 5, 2009; IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

When does Lou Carper return?

# ? Jul 24, 2016 23:16

Sigma: Aug 24, 2003; ...; Grimey Drawer

Mulaney Power Move posted:

wouldn't surprise me. didn't they pal around in nxt?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BIQokQfh2kR/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn32tzdEvE0

# ? Jul 24, 2016 23:27

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

DEAR RICHARD posted:

When does Lou Carper return?

Probably after Summerslam

# ? Jul 24, 2016 23:59

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Mulaney Power Move posted:

wouldn't surprise me. didn't they pal around in nxt?

Benne posted:

Not gonna lie, I would mark pretty hard for a BFFs reunion on the main roster

Sigma posted:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BIQokQfh2kR/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn32tzdEvE0

triggered af rn

# ? Jul 25, 2016 00:05

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Smart money is in

WWE Championship Triple Threat Match
Dean Ambrose (-1500) vs. Seth Rollins (+1150) vs. Roman Reigns (+1550)

WWE Intercontinental Championship
The Miz (-1200) vs. Darren Young (+600)

WWE United States Championship
Rusev (-2000) vs. Zack Ryder (+1000)

Sami Zayn (-2000) vs. Kevin Owens (+1000)

The Wyatt Family (-1700) vs. The New Day (+800)

John Cena, Enzo Amore and Big Cass (-600) vs. AJ Styles, Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson (+400)

Natalya (-1700) vs. Becky Lynch (+800)

Sasha Banks and a Mystery Partner (-2000) vs. Dana Brooke and WWE Women's Champion Charlotte (+1000)

Breezango (-1350) vs. The Usos (+650)

# ? Jul 25, 2016 00:37

Mulaney Power Move: Dec 30, 2004

she also recently did a sexy summer bikini shoot. you gotta figure vince and co get a good look at that, and one thing could lead to another.

http://www.wwe.com/gallery/summer-raes-bikini-bonanza-photos#fid-40037417

# ? Jul 25, 2016 00:38

Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

I feel like Bayley being the mystery partner will probably get a better reaction than anything else on the show

# ? Jul 25, 2016 00:55

spongeh: Mar 22, 2009; BREADAGRAM OF PROTECTION

GeneX posted:

I feel like Bayley being the mystery partner will probably get a better reaction than anything else on the show

Yup.

# ? Jul 25, 2016 01:14

Basic Chunnel: Sep 21, 2010; Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

So what's everyone's next cassandra gig gonna be now that Bayley's debuted

# ? Jul 25, 2016 01:58

Grozz Nuy: Feb 21, 2008; Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

Basic Chunnel posted:

So what's everyone's next cassandra gig gonna be now that Bayley's debuted

Nakamura probably

# ? Jul 25, 2016 03:57

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 01:43

long-ass nips Diane: Dec 13, 2010; Breathe.

Basic Chunnel posted:

So what's everyone's next cassandra gig gonna be now that Bayley's debuted

Bayley until they call her up for real

# ? Jul 25, 2016 04:02

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