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Dapper_Swindler posted:yeah i pity them more then anything. its clear that a bunch of them are just socialy retarded and fall into bad crowds out of desperation. they think loving is the end all be all, when its not. some are just human diaper narcissists like elliot "never scored" Rodger. I think this is where a lot of their mockworthiness comes from, because they come across as perpetually whiny 14 year olds.
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I was out with a friend and his work colleague (easy 8/10) and I asked her a question; hypothetically if women were a good deal stronger than men rather than vice versa, how would the world be different? She said all the men would be locked up in cages and they would just take the fertilising fluid mechanically as and when they needed, no sex for men. I was surprised but she informed me that women are by far the more evil sex. I ran this past another female friend and she agreed that this was a plausible scenario. I therefore choose to believe that MRAs are actually correct and we should all Go Our Own Way to free ourselves of the influence of these succubi. not really I was rock hard the whole time
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not exactly a "nice guy post" per se but this dude apparently kept negging my friend for sex for months but during that time she finally got the therapy she really needed and no longer sought validation from loving weirdos. naturally he didn't quite "get it" for some time. so she eventually did uh this: 
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I'm sure there's a lot more to that we aren't seeing but just out of context that makes her sound like a bitch lolOcrassus posted:I was out with a friend and his work colleague (easy 8/10) and I asked her a question; hypothetically if women were a good deal stronger than men rather than vice versa, how would the world be different? sounds like one or both of them was down for some BDSM action and you blew it to go post on SA instead
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after careful consideration, it appears the solution is to implement the male burqa.
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Moridin920 posted:when I was in high school, prolly around 16, I realized 'hey, just stop worrying so much and work on yourself bc you're awesome' and seriously it was like flipping a switch. funny how that works
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Just give men mandatory "penis haver counseling" where we can all get together and talk about how much it sucks to just repeatedly want to put your dick in things, and then either come up with novel ways to control our sex drives or just devolve into a massive JO session.
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http://vgperson.tumblr.com/post/21533650696/help-the-girl-i-like-wont-respond-to-my-emails this is apparently legit, and its cringe as gently caress. its about some neet who is pining for his waifu to a scary degree and then he comes to a sad fate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw-ID3eMcEw&list=PLpNAl5zLZSMUcMfsUrHFGR_avA6Jql2bl here is the full thing in audio form.
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Moridin920 posted:I'm sure there's a lot more to that we aren't seeing but just out of context that makes her sound like a bitch lol to be fair anyone who adds "-tan" to someone's name unironically probably deserves that kind of treatment regardless
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I used to think girls were all super chill about sex and not creepy at all. If you want to hold on to that belief then never, ever turn them down after you're alone with them and they're actively trying to sleep with you. I've only done it twice, once because I know she hosed a lot of guys and I realized I didn't have any condoms, and once because I was so drunk I was getting cold sweats and was going vomit any second. Both times resulted in complete "HOW DARE YOU, YOU MUST BE GAY!" style screaming meltdowns. It was weird to discover there are girls who think they are 100% owed sex once they decide to let you in their pants.
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Moridin920 posted:sounds like one or both of them was down for some BDSM action and you blew it to go post on SA instead Im a nice guy and afraid of rejection.
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Ocrassus posted:Im a nice guy and afraid of rejection. do be and dont be. youll succeed eventually if you dont be a creep
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CubanMissile posted:I used to think girls were all super chill about sex and not creepy at all. If you want to hold on to that belief then never, ever turn them down after you're alone with them and they're actively trying to sleep with you. I've only done it twice, once because I know she hosed a lot of guys and I realized I didn't have any condoms, and once because I was so drunk I was getting cold sweats and was going vomit any second. Both times resulted in complete "HOW DARE YOU, YOU MUST BE GAY!" style screaming meltdowns. It was weird to discover there are girls who think they are 100% owed sex once they decide to let you in their pants. I have a coworker who says she doesn't particularly enjoy sex with men, but she gets PISSED when a guy doesn't want it from her. Partly because it hurts her self-image and partly because that's how she manipulates dudes into buying her stuff.
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PallasAthene posted:I have a coworker who says she doesn't particularly enjoy sex with men, but she gets PISSED when a guy doesn't want it from her. Partly because it hurts her self-image and partly because that's how she manipulates dudes into buying her stuff. sounds like a bitch to me
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CubanMissile posted:I used to think girls were all super chill about sex and not creepy at all. If you want to hold on to that belief then never, ever turn them down after you're alone with them and they're actively trying to sleep with you. I've only done it twice, once because I know she hosed a lot of guys and I realized I didn't have any condoms, and once because I was so drunk I was getting cold sweats and was going vomit any second. Both times resulted in complete "HOW DARE YOU, YOU MUST BE GAY!" style screaming meltdowns. It was weird to discover there are girls who think they are 100% owed sex once they decide to let you in their pants. Amateur.
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PallasAthene posted:I have a coworker who says she doesn't particularly enjoy sex with men, but she gets PISSED when a guy doesn't want it from her. Partly because it hurts her self-image and partly because that's how she manipulates dudes into buying her stuff. tell my ex girlfriend I said hi, apparently
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i never dont want to sleep with a lady because i am a STUD
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Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:sounds like a bitch to me 100% accurate. Any guy who doesn't want to crawl through broken glass to throw the meat at her must be a loving human being, probably too busy sucking dick to pick up his phone, because I do yoga every day, run 20 miles a week to keep in shape, been on paleo diet for six years, WHO WOULDN'T WANT THIS?!?!?!?!?! [Puts one hand on her hip and motions at her tits, stomach and crotch with the other.] A loving QUEER, THAT'S WHO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Girls can freak out about not getting sex just as bad as guys can. Probably different root causes though.
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women are actually pretty horrible tbh, theyre like manic depressives except instead of weekly or monthly its loving hourly but i dont blame myself for that, just sweet jesus and "The Way Things Are"
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Sometimes I don't feel like having sex with a lady and that is my choice and there's nothing wrong with it.
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CubanMissile posted:I used to think girls were all super chill about sex and not creepy at all. If you want to hold on to that belief then never, ever turn them down after you're alone with them and they're actively trying to sleep with you. I've only done it twice, once because I know she hosed a lot of guys and I realized I didn't have any condoms, and once because I was so drunk I was getting cold sweats and was going vomit any second. Both times resulted in complete "HOW DARE YOU, YOU MUST BE GAY!" style screaming meltdowns. It was weird to discover there are girls who think they are 100% owed sex once they decide to let you in their pants. Delusional, manipulative people imply a lot of things they believe other people to be thinking, and often try to silence or speak for those people under the guise of being friendly or helpful.
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PallasAthene posted:I have a coworker who says she doesn't particularly enjoy sex with men, but she gets PISSED when a guy doesn't want it from her. Partly because it hurts her self-image and partly because that's how she manipulates dudes into buying her stuff. Yeah, you see a lot of insecurities spill out in that situation. I suppose when you've been told all your life that guys will gently caress anything and dudes hit on you left and right, you get into a mode where you have all the power to bestow sex on guys. So if you make a minor effort that you're not used to making, and then you get rejected, you think something must really be wrong with you and lash out. Still, you'd think the rage wouldn't come out so fierce if there were good reasons not to do it.
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Whoever posted that link to the Vonnegut short story, thanks! I think I own every Vonnegut book, including the posthumous ones, and the only one I haven't read is Welcome to the Monkey House. Reminded me to get back on that.
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Seeing a woman melt down about not getting sex is basically 100% pure distilled schadenfreude to a Nice Guy.
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Chomp8645 posted:Seeing a woman melt down about not getting sex is basically 100% pure distilled schadenfreude to a nice guy. Nice guys would never find themselves in that position. Sex is the holy grail.
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PallasAthene posted:100% accurate. Any guy who doesn't want to crawl through broken glass to throw the meat at her must be a loving human being, probably too busy sucking dick to pick up his phone, because I do yoga every day, run 20 miles a week to keep in shape, been on paleo diet for six years, WHO WOULDN'T WANT THIS?!?!?!?!?! [Puts one hand on her hip and motions at her tits, stomach and crotch with the other.] A loving QUEER, THAT'S WHO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! she probably has a very interesting relationship with her father
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Chomp8645 posted:Seeing a woman melt down about not getting sex is basically 100% pure distilled schadenfreude to a nice guy. nah because he'd swoop in there to get some and she be like "nah, mate. were just friends"
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one time I was making out with some girl at a rave and she wanted to go gently caress and I was like 'I have no condoms' and she said 'so?' and I was like 'you're hot but you're not that hot lol plus I'm rolling balls I dunno if I could even get it up' (that was a lie but I was trying to be nice) and she said she was fine but then she shot me nasty looks the rest of the night. idk where we would have even hosed anyway e: i shoulda hosed her tho
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He'd probably be pissed at the dude for turning it down. Like if someone won the lottery and they decided not to cash in the ticket.
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Ratjaculation posted:nah because he'd swoop in there to get some and she be like "nah, mate. were just friends"
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Moridin920 posted:one time I was making out with some girl at a rave and she wanted to go gently caress and I was like 'I have no condoms' and she said 'so?' and I was like 'you're hot but you're not that hot lol plus I'm rolling balls I dunno if I could even get it up' (that was a lie but I was trying to be nice) and she said she was fine but then she shot me nasty looks the rest of the night. on the mfing dance floor is where
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Chomp8645 posted:Seeing a woman melt down about not getting sex is basically 100% pure distilled schadenfreude to a nice guy. Until she starts throwing around the old "Well maybe I can just get it from someone else right now" bit. This chick got pissed off at a long-term-live-in boyfriend because she felt like he was losing interest in loving her around the time she wanted a new car, so she hosed his brother. When he got pissed off, her brilliant plan was to win him back by crying while she said sorry, then dazzling him with her amazing sexual skills, "all the weird stuff he likes that I only do on his birthday, like doggy style and me on top" and when that didn't work, she hosed his brother and texted him pictures. He had a lovely girlfriend and a lovely brother. She never got a new car, but he got a new girlfriend a few months ago who is really nice.
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in retrospect the jungle room was pretty darkly lit idk we woulda figured it out but I really shoulda had condoms on me *sigh*
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CubanMissile posted:Nice guys would never find themselves in that position. Sex is the holy grail. women w/out sex are just like men, they get angry and vindictive and gently caress the first thing to come along, its just easier for women. that's life get over it and go have sex or kill yourself
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Drunk & Ugly posted:women w/out sex are just like men, they get angry and vindictive and gently caress the first thing to come along, its just easier for women. that's life get over it and go have sex or kill yourself But I've never seen a girl get pissed and gently caress the male best friend they have to help carry their groceries in. It's always a carbon copy of the dude they're pissed at.
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PallasAthene posted:Until she starts throwing around the old "Well maybe I can just get it from someone else right now" bit. This chick got pissed off at a long-term-live-in boyfriend because she felt like he was losing interest in loving her around the time she wanted a new car, so she hosed his brother. When he got pissed off, her brilliant plan was to win him back by crying while she said sorry, then dazzling him with her amazing sexual skills, "all the weird stuff he likes that I only do on his birthday, like doggy style and me on top" and when that didn't work, she hosed his brother and texted him pictures. A server I work with just banged her boyfriend's brother. Her bf was lovely and basically stopped sleeping with her for like a year. But drat, just break up or at least sleep with some other dude that isn't related. No reason to tear a family apart. People get killed for that sort of thing.
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PallasAthene posted:But I've never seen a girl get pissed and gently caress the male best friend they have to help carry their groceries in. It's always a carbon copy of the dude they're pissed at. edit oh i see yeah, but theres ten carbon copies after their rear end cause men are men and we know eventually we might have that lotto ticket Drunk & Ugly fucked around with this message at 23:31 on Jul 25, 2016 |
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PallasAthene posted:Until she starts throwing around the old "Well maybe I can just get it from someone else right now" bit. This chick got pissed off at a long-term-live-in boyfriend because she felt like he was losing interest in loving her around the time she wanted a new car, so she hosed his brother. When he got pissed off, her brilliant plan was to win him back by crying while she said sorry, then dazzling him with her amazing sexual skills, "all the weird stuff he likes that I only do on his birthday, like doggy style and me on top" and when that didn't work, she hosed his brother and texted him pictures. i don't think i'd be able to not laugh at her for calling doggy style 'weird stuff' and thinking holding it back is some sort of treat
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