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Zzulu posted:Are you guys even shaking your finger at Tobey McGuire attacking a bakery, buttfucking everything while chanting "YOU'RE GONNA DIE"? Actual words spoken by Zzulu.
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Stinky_Pete posted:My special talent is, I find it very difficult to orgasm from normal sex, so I just do whatever gets her to orgasm, then get her to blow me try banging a dude
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Jul 26, 2016 18:11
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My wife's high school friend messaged her a few months before our wedding and told her that he had loved her since their sophomore year in high school. He wsn't angry or anything but did say he wishes he had told her when she was single so she would have picked him which pissed her off so she said she wished he would have told her too so she could have said no then. You'd be surprised how easy it is to piss off someone about to get married by insinuating that you wish they had never met their fiancé. Or maybe you wouldn't.
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Jul 26, 2016 18:14
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raise you hands if in retrospect the chubby girl you dated in young adulthood was the best and most frequent sex you ever had
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Jul 26, 2016 18:28
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LegoPirateNinja posted:raise you hands if in retrospect the chubby girl you dated in young adulthood was the best and most frequent sex you ever had
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Jul 26, 2016 18:30
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can't relate to that but the best head I ever got was from the fattest girl I ever had sex with
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Jul 26, 2016 18:31
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I'm a 26 yr old virgin because i'm ugly so I cant answer that question
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Jul 26, 2016 18:32
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Does anyone here want to have gay sex? PM me :bigtran:
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Jul 26, 2016 18:34
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LegoPirateNinja posted:raise you hands if in retrospect the chubby girl you dated in young adulthood was the best and most frequent sex you ever had Remind me to raise my hand in ten years or so tia.
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a hole-y ghost posted:I'm raising my hands but it's because I'm extremely excited to read the epicly funny name Lego Pirate Ninja!! welcome to my buddy list
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Jul 26, 2016 18:42
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dog buttz posted:My wife's high school friend messaged her a few months before our wedding and told her that he had loved her since their sophomore year in high school. He wsn't angry or anything but did say he wishes he had told her when she was single so she would have picked him which pissed her off so she said she wished he would have told her too so she could have said no then. haha
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Jul 26, 2016 18:43
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Captain Yossarian posted:Does anyone here want to have gay sex? PM me :bigtran: haha that's so gay I'm gonna pm him but only ironically as a joke haha I don't really want to have gay sex with my friend captain Yossarian lol just as a joke maybe I would though pranked i'm not gay
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Jul 26, 2016 18:55
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LegoPirateNinja posted:welcome to my buddy list 
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Jul 26, 2016 18:56
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City of Tampa posted:many years ago I worked with a goony dude that never got laid and I told him that he's riding the bus because he thought that he was too good to drive anything less than a Ferrari. This is good advice
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Jul 26, 2016 18:57
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LegoPirateNinja posted:raise you hands if in retrospect the chubby girl you dated in young adulthood was the best and most frequent sex you ever had yep. she wasn't even chubby she was awesome all around but she seemed to *really* like me which felt wrong so I ended it. i'm a loving idiot Blue Train posted:can't relate to that but the best head I ever got was from the fattest girl I ever had sex with also- same. they got that oral fixation down pat
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Jul 26, 2016 18:59
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i broke up with a girl in HS because she dropped the 'i love you' after 3-4 weeks and it spooked me (I did take her virginity I guess tbf) but in retrospect she was pretty great at hooking up and I shouldn'ta torpedo'd it
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dog buttz posted:My wife's high school friend messaged her a few months before our wedding and told her that he had loved her since their sophomore year in high school. He wsn't angry or anything but did say he wishes he had told her when she was single so she would have picked him which pissed her off so she said she wished he would have told her too so she could have said no then. The same thing happened to me when my coworker who'd introduced me to my wife flipped out and contacted us on Facebook 3 years later and said I'd stolen his life because my wife had made him a sandwich at 3am after they went to a concert the weekend before we met so he said she had led him on and she should have ended up with him. 
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Necc0 posted:yep. she wasn't even chubby she was awesome all around but she seemed to *really* like me which felt wrong so I ended it. My first and best was from a fat theater girl under the high school stairway Its all been downhill since
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Moridin920 posted:i broke up with a girl in HS because she dropped the 'i love you' after 3-4 weeks and it spooked me (I did take her virginity I guess tbf) but in retrospect she was pretty great at hooking up and I shouldn'ta torpedo'd it Okay
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Jul 26, 2016 19:04
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Moridin920 posted:i broke up with a girl in HS because she dropped the 'i love you' after 3-4 weeks and it spooked me (I did take her virginity I guess tbf) but in retrospect she was pretty great at hooking up and I shouldn'ta torpedo'd it Unsurprising that women think men are shits
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RobattoJesus posted:Unsurprising that women think men are shits well, high school boys certainly. also, high school girls
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Jul 26, 2016 19:27
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Will anyone be my gf
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Moridin920 posted:i broke up with a girl in HS because she dropped the 'i love you' after 3-4 weeks and it spooked me (I did take her virginity I guess tbf) but in retrospect she was pretty great at hooking up and I shouldn'ta torpedo'd it What is this American fear of "I love you" ? Is it like saying you're getting married
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Jul 26, 2016 19:32
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Don Tacorleone posted:What is this American fear of "I love you" ? Is it like saying you're getting married well I was 16-17, at the time it seems like a pretty big deal idk
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Jul 26, 2016 19:35
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Don Tacorleone posted:What is this American fear of "I love you" ? Is it like saying you're getting married love is frowned upon in america
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Carmant posted:Will anyone be my gf Me. I'll be your goonfriend.
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Don Tacorleone posted:What is this American fear of "I love you" ? Is it like saying you're getting married "I love you" is a statement whose meaning is actually quite contextual. Here is a handy translation guide based on the speaker. Nice Guy: "As the first girl to kiss me you are now bonded to me for life. If you show another man affection I will attempt to kill you, myself, or both of us." Nice Girl: "You are the only guy who ever let me finish reading one of my fan fictions. If I find a female name on your phone's contact list I will undergo a shrieking breakdown and cause at least $1,000 in property damage at your (parent's) place. Regular Guy: I like you. Regular Girl: I am either nearing 40 years old or a teenager.
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Don Tacorleone posted:What is this American fear of "I love you" ? Is it like saying you're getting married It's pretty weird to say less than a month in to dating. I could see a naive highschooler saying it that early but to anyone older than that it'd be a p big red flag.
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Carmant posted:Will anyone be my gf ok but i'll be the big hairy kind with a big dick who fucks your rear end
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Moridin920 posted:i broke up with a girl in HS because she dropped the 'i love you' after 3-4 weeks and it spooked me (I did take her virginity I guess tbf) but in retrospect she was pretty great at hooking up and I shouldn'ta torpedo'd it Man, that's what highschool relationships are. You say "I love you" way too fast, rush into sex, then break up after 2-3 months. You missed out on a decent month or two of sex, smdh.
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Jul 26, 2016 20:07
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I deny the girl both my attention and my cock until at least 40 days have passed. If she's still there after that, it is time for impregnation
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dog buttz posted:My wife's high school friend messaged her a few months before our wedding and told her that he had loved her since their sophomore year in high school. He wsn't angry or anything but did say he wishes he had told her when she was single so she would have picked him which pissed her off so she said she wished he would have told her too so she could have said no then. This sounds like one of those people thinking they are like the main character in a generic rom com
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dog buttz posted:My wife's high school friend messaged her a few months before our wedding and told her that he had loved her since their sophomore year in high school. He wsn't angry or anything but did say he wishes he had told her when she was single so she would have picked him which pissed her off so she said she wished he would have told her too so she could have said no then. you can tell xkcd nice guy was just chewin off all his stick fingernails waiting for this chance 
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BoonyPC posted:This sounds like one of those people thinking they are like the main character in a generic rom com It sounds like my friend in high school who crushed on the one chick since like junior high but never made a move. The Homecoming our senior year she got dumped by her boyfriend right after the homecoming game and he saw his chance. He offered to go with her 'as a friend' and she was like "sure, but I have this other ticket". So my dateless rear end got a free ticket to Homecoming, had a ton of girls all 'awww you're so sweet doing this for her, you wanna dance?' and basically third-wheeled on my friend's putz rear end until he was thoroughly friendzoned by the girl. That was actually a pretty great night.
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Howard Beale posted:you can tell xkcd nice guy was just chewin off all his stick fingernails waiting for this chance gross
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Moridin920 posted:i broke up with a girl in HS because she dropped the 'i love you' after 3-4 weeks and it spooked me (I did take her virginity I guess tbf) but in retrospect she was pretty great at hooking up and I shouldn'ta torpedo'd it 3-4 weeks, hah! I met a girl at a wedding, I was 26 and she was 23, I think. Next day there was post wedding party and there, with less than 24 hours of having met, she went for the "I love you". I just smiled and tried to make the moment pass. I thought, hey, we might make this work. Long story short, we couldn't. I eventually broke it off, but she didn't seem to get it and would not stop calling me. I had to eventually start ignoring her calls on my phone, last time she called was after 4 months of not answering.
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Howard Beale posted:you can tell xkcd nice guy was just chewin off all his stick fingernails waiting for this chance An old room mate of mine was both a huge xkcd fan and a huge Nice Guy, I wonder if he has the introspection to... no, nevermind Edit: The other Nice Guy one they did was better
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Pick posted:Assuming that most people are heterosexual and monogamous, there's an approximately equal number of single men and single women. In my social circle, however, there are a lot more single men, because a lot of the women have gone for partnerships (many of which aren't and never were sexual) because men have treated them so badly, basically exempting themselves. its also not unusual for women to date a generation above them, or for older men to dump their wives and date a generation below. This basically never happens in reverse.
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Pick posted:Assuming that most people are heterosexual and monogamous, there's an approximately equal number of single men and single women. In my social circle, however, there are a lot more single men, because a lot of the women have gone for partnerships (many of which aren't and never were sexual) because men have treated them so badly, basically exempting themselves. So women are single because of men, and men are single because of men. Interesting theory. My counter theory is that the women probably have poo poo personalities too, which is why they cant get men to date them.
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