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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
being nice is the spice of life!

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Realistically, being nice does build points towards sex, you just have to cash them in

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

does the "end zone" in football have anything to do with the"friend zone" b/c i've watched over 9 football games and i've never seen anyone have sex

HappyKitty
Jul 11, 2005

They save that for the locker room ;)

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

does the "end zone" in football have anything to do with the"friend zone" b/c i've watched over 9 football games and i've never seen anyone have sex

Well the whole season is really just about building up sexual tension. After the championship the team captains get to have priveleged sodomy like in ancient greece, like the ancient Greeks. But otherwise it's strictly forbidden although aluded to with celebratory cock dances in the end zone.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

does the "end zone" in football have anything to do with the"friend zone" b/c i've watched over 9 football games and i've never seen anyone have sex

Lots of man on man hugging and passing of balls

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

haha whoa i'll stick to tennis *tugs collar*

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Oscar Wild posted:

Lots of man on man hugging and passing of balls

http://youtu.be/uB667PmgyEw

Yup

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



this kid is not a Nice Guy, and look how much pu$$ay he is wreckin

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

HappyKitty posted:

They save that for the locker room ;)

The Bend Zone

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Ratjaculation posted:

this kid is not a Nice Guy, and look how much pu$$ay he is wreckin



Holy poo poo the English aren't even people drat

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

subhuman filth posted:

its also not unusual for women to date a generation above them, or for older men to dump their wives and date a generation below. This basically never happens in reverse.

nah cougars exist

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Moridin920 posted:

nah cougars exist

confirmed, jack bauers hot daughter was stalked by one iirc

Ten Wasted Dollars
Oct 24, 2010

At this point you're just ripping on people who seem to have diminished mental faculties :smith:

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Ten Wasted Dollars posted:

At this point you're just ripping on people who seem to have diminished mental faculties :smith:

soz dave. here you go:


ok


alright


uhhh


oh dear


lmbo

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Can they knot?

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Ten Wasted Dollars posted:

At this point you're just ripping on people who seem to have diminished mental faculties :smith:

Assuming Shayna Blane is a real person David's persistent spamming method actually paid off in the end, and in only a months worth of spamming, so who really has the diminished mental faculties?

But I guess she isn't using a real picture so is probably fake.

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

ITHelpDesk.txt, nice guy stories from my SO

> Hey, can I buy you a drink? (From the vending machine, at work)
> Repeatedly hangs around break room to talk to her until he notices her ring, then will literally leave a room if she walks into it.
> Tries to bribe his way into her pants with doughnuts.

And my favorite, "Does he (aka me) respect your hobbies?" I don't know what this one means, I can only guess that since I am apparently a total Chadbro and she is asian, he assumed she loved all that anime weeby poo poo and I wouldn't accept her for it.

It odd going from being a Nice Guy in high school to Chad Thundercock

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Ratjaculation posted:

soz dave. here you go:


ok


alright


uhhh


oh dear


lmbo

I might be an rear end in a top hat because I agree with the one about women porking dudes in their 20s and by 30 they're looking to settle down, but I don't want them then because divorce and 2 kids and loose vagina

I know it's hosed up but hey

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

DreamShipWrecked posted:

ITHelpDesk.txt, nice guy stories from my SO

> Hey, can I buy you a drink? (From the vending machine, at work)
> Repeatedly hangs around break room to talk to her until he notices her ring, then will literally leave a room if she walks into it.
> Tries to bribe his way into her pants with doughnuts.

And my favorite, "Does he (aka me) respect your hobbies?" I don't know what this one means, I can only guess that since I am apparently a total Chadbro and she is asian, he assumed she loved all that anime weeby poo poo and I wouldn't accept her for it.

It odd going from being a Nice Guy in high school to Chad Thundercock

I guess you can say...

His dream ship was wrecked.

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


DreamShipWrecked posted:

ITHelpDesk.txt, nice guy stories from my SO

It odd going from being a Nice Guy in high school to Chad Thundercock

Show up at her work, watch him poo poo himself out of impotent fury.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


DreamShipWrecked posted:

ITHelpDesk.txt, nice guy stories from my SO

> Hey, can I buy you a drink? (From the vending machine, at work)
> Repeatedly hangs around break room to talk to her until he notices her ring, then will literally leave a room if she walks into it.
> Tries to bribe his way into her pants with doughnuts.

And my favorite, "Does he (aka me) respect your hobbies?" I don't know what this one means, I can only guess that since I am apparently a total Chadbro and she is asian, he assumed she loved all that anime weeby poo poo and I wouldn't accept her for it.

It odd going from being a Nice Guy in high school to Chad Thundercock

yeah

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


thats a lot of crap to read and i didnt read it...

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

DreamShipWrecked posted:

ITHelpDesk.txt, nice guy stories from my SO

> Hey, can I buy you a drink? (From the vending machine, at work)

I thought you meant the vending machine was being a nice guy and hitting on your SO and I was looking forward to a parody post where women thought they were being hit on by machines.

"Please insert 20¢"
"gently caress you, I don't owe you anything creep"

first move tengen
Dec 2, 2011
My god do you guys have any more collages or where do you find them

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

RobattoJesus posted:

I thought you meant the vending machine was being a nice guy and hitting on your SO and I was looking forward to a parody post where women thought they were being hit on by machines.

"Please insert 20¢"
"gently caress you, I don't owe you anything creep"

Present: Cuddle Parties
Future: Cuddle Vending Machines

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

The Tao Jones posted:

Show up at her work, watch him poo poo himself out of impotent fury.

It's just bizarre because I am a lanky rear end goony dude, I am not cool at all.

In high school there was a girl I was friends with and I decided that I liked. I literally built my schedule and extracurriculars around spending the most time with her. Then I got shot down after two years of this poo poo and asking her out over text, and was incredibly depressed for a very long time afterwards. Holy poo poo was I a pussy.

E. I also owned a trench coat and several fedoras. These posts are like looking in a mirror -10 years.

I'm surprised I wasn't a school shooter or something.

RobattoJesus posted:

I thought you meant the vending machine was being a nice guy and hitting on your SO and I was looking forward to a parody post where women thought they were being hit on by machines.

"Please insert 20¢"
"gently caress you, I don't owe you anything creep"

I think they have those in Japan

CuddleCryptid fucked around with this message at 17:29 on Jul 27, 2016

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

DreamShipWrecked posted:

It's just bizarre because I am a lanky rear end goony dude, I am not cool at all.

In high school there was a girl I was friends with and I decided that I liked. I literally built my schedule and extracurriculars around spending the most time with her. Then I got shot down after two years of this poo poo and asking her out over text, and was incredibly depressed for a very long time afterwards. Holy poo poo was I a pussy.

E. I also owned a trench coat and several fedoras. These posts are like looking in a mirror -10 years.

I'm surprised I wasn't a school shooter or something.


I think they have those in Japan

Send her flowers

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?

Don Tacorleone posted:

I might be an rear end in a top hat because I agree with the one about women porking dudes in their 20s and by 30 they're looking to settle down, but I don't want them then because divorce and 2 kids and loose vagina

I know it's hosed up but hey

ok

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

they're not supposed to know about the card

HappyKitty
Jul 11, 2005


Can we get a thread name change in here?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:














"gentlemanly"


163 likes




ex-nice guy, still gettin none




me, irl












nice skull










bat side!


"4 years"




ok bye

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Jesus christ. Men are the worst.

Varg
Jan 13, 2007

A friendly face.

I wanna quote one of those to emphasize the :stare: but I just can't choose

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Oscar Wild posted:

Jesus christ. Men are the worst.

Agreed they are such jerks taking all the girls away and sending then back roont so Nice Guys like US never have a chance

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

"Date me, I am a great guy"

"Thanks but I'm good"

"Good I didn't want you anyways you fat ugly whore"

Just :psypop:

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Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
I can't. It's too much. I'm getting second, third, and fourth hand embarrassment. I'm going to die of embarrassment and these nice guys are still going to be waddling around insulting woman like giant tools, and then my ghost will die of embarrassment, too.

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