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If this thread causes a goon to kill himself out of shame of being male I will close it, probs
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Ratjaculation posted:If this thread causes a goon to kill himself out of shame of being male I will close it, probs Nothing of importance will be lost, tbh
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Jul 27, 2016 20:03
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Someone posted the top half of this a couple of pages ago but they neglectfully omitted the second
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Jul 27, 2016 20:04
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as a male sometimes I wish I could meet these people irl so I could inflict the physical violence on them that they so desperately need but I can't seem to spot them in the wild very well "good guy would agree with me that if you are a bitch you deserve abuse" what the gently caress lol
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Jul 27, 2016 20:06
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Ratjaculation posted:If this thread causes a goon to kill himself out of shame of being male I will close it, probs No it's not shame. Just embarrassment. Endless.  Placid Marmot posted:Someone posted the top half of this a couple of pages ago but they neglectfully omitted the second This is pretty good though.
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Jul 27, 2016 20:10
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This thread makes me so glad that I'm self-aware enough to pin all of my romantic and carnal failings squarely on my own idiot shoulders. And also for realizing that no matter how much of a dating failure I am, I will never be as bad as these chucefucks.
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Jul 27, 2016 20:11
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I think the next trend is going to be the 2nd order irony nice guy, who spends months linking feminist memes about how "nice guys" suck, but then flips the gently caress out when a girl dates some fedora-chad who doesn't even have the right gamergate opinions.
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Jul 27, 2016 20:15
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"Women look way better without makeup" - a man who has never seen a woman without makeup. Hey dude, guess what, ladies are just as naturally pizza faced as you and I, they just generally take care of themselves.
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Jul 27, 2016 20:16
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Ratjaculation posted:If this thread causes a goon to kill himself out of shame of being male I will close it, probs lol how ridiculous as if that could possibly happen a second time
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Jul 27, 2016 20:35
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I bet the Incredible Sulk is wearing a Hawaiian shirt.
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Jul 27, 2016 20:41
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Iron Prince posted:this is fuckin great never heard the term 'qt 3.14' used to describe a girl, and i'm kinda ashamed that i 'got it'.
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Jul 27, 2016 20:42
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lorn Wayne posted:never heard the term 'qt 3.14' used to describe a girl, and i'm kinda ashamed that i 'got it'. It's a 4chan greentext thing, and like most things it's really dumb. E. That is one of my favorite images though, just so unintentional CuddleCryptid fucked around with this message at 20:50 on Jul 27, 2016 |
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Jul 27, 2016 20:44
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I got a few friends that are girls and they share stories of nice guys. Honestly I used to feel sympathy for them because I some times would project the things I've done, like "oh poo poo am I one of those creeps?", but just the things they do habitually is on another level. There's nothing wrong with being nice it's just habitual self sacrifice that no one reasonably would ever do, or can even pay back. They want the girl without the possibility of rejection so they mask it in favors and wait for the payoff.
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Jul 27, 2016 20:47
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P-Mack posted:I think the next trend is going to be the 2nd order irony nice guy, who spends months linking feminist memes about how "nice guys" suck, but then flips the gently caress out when a girl dates some fedora-chad who doesn't even have the right gamergate opinions. The Post-Nice guy
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Jul 27, 2016 21:01
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Jul 27, 2016 21:07
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Overly Feminist Guy is just Nice Guy with new clothes
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Jul 27, 2016 21:12
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ElGroucho posted:Overly Feminist Guy is just Nice Guy with new clothes They're both trying to hit a baseball with a piece of wet spaghetti, and they don't understand what they could be doing wrong.
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Jul 27, 2016 21:19
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I did the baseball a lot of favors so it owes me a home run
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Jul 27, 2016 21:34
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Moridin920 posted:as a male sometimes I wish I could meet these people irl so I could inflict the physical violence on them that they so desperately need but I can't seem to spot them in the wild very well There's a ton of them at geeky hobby stores/events, but it's hard to find them unless there's a decent looking girl there. Then you just watch for the guys who get weird or excessively cheerful around her.
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Jul 27, 2016 21:37
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Cthulu Carl posted:the Incredible Sulk Holy poo poo I'm dying. You killed me I hope youre proud of yourself
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Jul 27, 2016 21:42
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jon joe posted:No it's not shame. Just embarrassment. Endless.
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Jul 27, 2016 21:49
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Nice guys should have majored in whorticulture in college like everyone other normal guy
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Jul 27, 2016 22:11
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I feel a bit of an uncomfortable twinge over the make-up one, because I have always preferred women with little or no make-up. At least it is balanced by me being a huge rear end in a top hat who has had plenty of sex, I guess.
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Jul 27, 2016 22:33
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I feel a bit of an uncomfortable twinge over the make-up one, because I have always preferred women with little or no make-up. At least it is balanced by me being a huge rear end in a top hat who has had plenty of sex, I guess. In your defense there is a difference between not liking a ton of makeup as a preference and loudly exclaiming that you like "natural beauty" because you "aren't like those other guys"
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Jul 27, 2016 22:37
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jon joe posted:I can't. It's too much. I'm getting second, third, and fourth hand embarrassment. I'm going to die of embarrassment and these nice guys are still going to be waddling around insulting woman like giant tools, and then my ghost will die of embarrassment, too. OP didn't even want you to read this thread you whore i hope you get goatse'd and whatevercocked by some jock rear end in a top hat gently caress you have a nice lemonparty slut
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Jul 27, 2016 23:00
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Stop wearing makeup like a goddamn slut already so that these sexless nerds will find you attractive- Jesus Christ get it together girls! 
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Jul 27, 2016 23:14
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Placid Marmot posted:Someone posted the top half of this a couple of pages ago but they neglectfully omitted the second What's that beautiful girl's name i have a crush on her and would like to wish her good morning from now on e: That loving cow deserves to get aids from mr thundercock
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Jul 27, 2016 23:22
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I arrived at the house one day, my mother being at work, and heard the sounds of Samuel plunging his penis into my sister’s vagina through her closed room door, along with my sister’s moans. I stood there and listened to it all. So my sister, who was four years younger than me, managed to lose her virginity before I did. It reminded me of how pathetic I was, that at the age of twenty-two, I was still a virgin. I hated her boyfriend as well. My sister said that he’s been with other girls before her, and I’m sure he lost his virginity at a much younger age. It is such an injustice. The slob doesn’t even have a car, and he is able to get girlfriends, while I drive a BMW and get no attention from any girls whatsoever.
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In all seriousness Virginity is very important to these guys, probably because they have no confidence and don't want their future wives to know better
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Troposphere posted:ppl are always like wow you wear so much makeup why do you wear so much makeup you should go without it then you show up without makeup and they're all oh god you look awful are you sick what's wrong with you You shouldn't wear so much makeup (but make sure you keep up the foundation and eyeshadow and maybe some lipstick)
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I feel a bit of an uncomfortable twinge over the make-up one, because I have always preferred women with little or no make-up. At least it is balanced by me being a huge rear end in a top hat who has had plenty of sex, I guess. as long as you're not telling all women to not wear as much makeup bc that's what you personally find attractive it's fine imo can't help what you like, just don't expect women to cater to you is all.
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DreamShipWrecked posted:You shouldn't wear so much makeup (but make sure you keep up the foundation and eyeshadow and maybe some lipstick) I had a dude tell me once I drew my eyebrows too thick so the next day I drew them even thicker out of pure spite
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Red Suit posted:I arrived at the house one day, my mother being at work, and heard the sounds of Samuel plunging his penis into my sister’s vagina through her closed room door, along with my sister’s moans. I stood there and listened to it all. So my sister, who was four years younger than me, managed to lose her virginity before I did. It reminded me of how pathetic I was, that at the age of twenty-two, I was still a virgin. I hated her boyfriend as well. My sister said that he’s been with other girls before her, and I’m sure he lost his virginity at a much younger age. It is such an injustice. The slob doesn’t even have a car, and he is able to get girlfriends, while I drive a BMW and get no attention from any girls whatsoever. Should I be ashamed for immediately recognizing exactly what this is?
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I just don't understand why they all wear fadoras. Did they have a meeting or something? Was like the leader Nice Guy going on a mall trip with his best friend girl and she said "You'd look really cool in this hat" and then later he got a kiss on the cheek so the story trickled down to the lesser castes?
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She had it cumin. Can't expect people to curry you through life. Listen to my sage wisdom: that treatment comes part and parsley when you don't consider a spice guy oreganoly. Troposphere posted:ppl are always like wow you wear so much makeup why do you wear so much makeup you should go without it then you show up without makeup and they're all oh god you look awful are you sick what's wrong with you People who don't know anything about makeup say things like "I think you look better without makeup on" but don't realize that mascara and eyeliner counts as makeup and there are maybe zero people on the planet who look "better" without it.
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Troposphere posted:I had a dude tell me once I drew my eyebrows too thick so the next day I drew them even thicker out of pure spite I had a girlfriend who said I was starting to get fat so I gained 250lbs. That taught her a lesson.
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CubanMissile posted:I just don't understand why they all wear fadoras. Did they have a meeting or something? Was like the leader Nice Guy going on a mall trip with his best friend girl and she said "You'd look really cool in this hat" and then later he got a kiss on the cheek so the story trickled down to the lesser castes? i think I know, only if bc I wore a fedora for a bit in HS before redditors blew it the gently caress up (baseball caps never looked good on me and I wanted to wear a hat) it's bc they are men's hats that aren't baseball caps and also tons of classy looking dudes wore them decades ago so these dudes think all they gotta do is pop a fedora on and they'll be super suave
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