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Lt. Tanaka posted:Well let's be honest here, Don Draper and Indiana Jones would look hot in diapers. Indiana Jones is pretty close to wearing diapers these days
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:27 |
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what I'm getting from this thread is that Nice Guys make any clothes look terrible and should therefore wear nothing
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:28 |
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You know what's cooler than wearing a fedora to be different from other
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:28 |
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Okay, now the thread is making me wonder where my Chinese Communist hat is. It's around here somewhere.
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:31 |
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CubanMissile posted:Yeah I'd be down to look like this guy. So hot he'd burn his way out of a garbage bag.
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:31 |
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Lt. Tanaka posted:So hot he'd burn his way out of a garbage bag. I bet he treats women like crap
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:33 |
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Professor Shark posted:You know what's cooler than wearing a fedora to be different from other This is what I have to do. Baseball hats with curved brims or else it looks like I'm trying too hard to be out of my age group. No snapbacks. And straight brim New Era caps make my head look huge. I basically have to wear the kind of worn in sports cap that people from south think REAL AMERICANS have to wear.
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:33 |
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Professor Shark posted:You know what's cooler than wearing a fedora to be different from other Heh, I like to talk condescendingly about people who like sports by saying things like "handegg" and "sportsball" even when I know the real terms and have some familiarity with the rules of the sport. Let me tell you about how much better the The Walking Dead graphic novels are compared to the TV show
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:34 |
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Black people allowed to get away with fedoras as well. Well...jazz singers at least
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:34 |
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SaltLick posted:Black people allowed to get away with fedoras as well. Well...jazz singers at least They also get to wear purple with reckless abandon.
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:35 |
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SaltLick posted:Black people allowed to get away with fedoras as well. Well...jazz singers at least I was at a music festival and like 4 artists in a row came out wearing fedoras and vests
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:36 |
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Oscar Wild posted:Jesus christ. Men are the worst. this is u https://twitter.com/arthur_affect/status/580823401993912320
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:41 |
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Moridin920 posted:this seemed relevant: Someone should kill that guy to put him out of his misery, and me as well. As well as this man.
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:44 |
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That just reads as 'please gently caress me I'm the reeaaaal nice guy'
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:44 |
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That guy won a zillion dollars on Jeopardy and pissed off the Jeopardy purist fans by bouncing around the categories looking for Daily Doubles. What is a nerd?
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:47 |
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That is the apex form of the nice guy. So nice he'll actually kill himself for your love. Unrelated but I can't loving stand John Oliver and I'm glad he's optional in my life.
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:49 |
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heh *rolls eyes 50 times* SPOORTSBALL!
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:51 |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:heh *rolls eyes 50 times* SPOORTSBALL! i've only ever heard girls say this IRL
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:56 |
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I 100% believe any nerd can be turned into a sports fan. You just need to know enough cool stories about the players to make them feel like characters, and then have your friend around during a high emotion winning game where there's a huge feeling of comraderie between everyone who watched it.
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 01:03 |
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Varg posted:I think it's because they all have terribly unflattering haircuts and instead of getting a better haircut they try to hide it under something even more stupid, it's simple nice guy logic this is exactly why I have a trucker cap on my head right now. I like it because it says "I am an idiot with no fashion sense, gently caress you" without projecting nice-guy pussy-thirst. I don't need a hat for that
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 01:07 |
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Grand Prize Winner posted:this is exactly why I have a trucker cap on my head right now. I like it because it says "I am an idiot with no fashion sense, gently caress you" I'm surprised all that fits on a trucker cap
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 01:09 |
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women and men are bad at interacting with each other
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 01:09 |
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i am very sad and onely and wish a (cute) women would touch or pay atettntion to me. thank u 4 listening. continue on
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 01:16 |
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As soon as i realize a chick's into me i start trying to figure out what's wrong with her. Usually I find compelling reasons to stay away. 28 years old, three relationships, none of them lasting more than 3 months. YeehawRobattoJesus posted:I'm surprised all that fits on a trucker cap you're right, it is a little crowded. still legible at 10' tho.
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 01:17 |
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Moridin920 posted:as a male sometimes I wish I could meet these people irl so I could inflict the physical violence on them that they so desperately need but I can't seem to spot them in the wild very well ithikn hurting people physically is bad
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 01:23 |
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CubanMissile posted:This is what I have to do. Baseball hats with curved brims or else it looks like I'm trying too hard to be out of my age group. No snapbacks. And straight brim New Era caps make my head look huge. I basically have to wear the kind of worn in sports cap that people from south think REAL AMERICANS have to wear. Wearing a baseball hat and drinking White Trash beer makes feel like one of the people
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 01:27 |
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also i wnat to kill mself
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 01:27 |
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Profondo Rosso posted:ithikn hurting people physically is bad It's also pretty ironic seeing as one of the go-to Nice Guy lines is always "I would beat the poo poo out of anyone who threatened/insulted m'fair lady"
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 01:27 |
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I don't care what you beta fucks say no one can stop me from bringing back the powdered wig
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 01:27 |
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Profondo Rosso posted:ithikn hurting people physically is bad Unless they ask for it like in 50 shades of grey or whatever the moms are jerking off to nowadays
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 01:27 |
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M'dames
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 01:30 |
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Chomp8645 posted:It's also pretty ironic seeing as one of the go-to Nice Guy lines is always "I would beat the poo poo out of anyone who threatened/insulted m'fair lady" im not a nice guy infact i am a rpetty terrible humn being that trats everyone badly including people i hosed/want 2 gently caress
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 01:31 |
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Chomp8645 posted:Should I be ashamed for immediately recognizing exactly what this is? Same and I am ashamed of most things most of the time
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 01:32 |
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Professor Shark posted:Wearing a baseball hat and drinking White Trash beer makes feel like one of the people lmao lil bitch like a real time like the sox
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 01:33 |
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Profondo Rosso posted:lmao lil bitch like a real time like the sox How many trains can you take to see a Red Sox game? See! Now I'm talking to someone!
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 01:34 |
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Professor Shark posted:How many trains can you take to see a Red Sox game? Los Doyers make the socks look like poo poo and considering how poo poo Los Doyers are.......... ........................................................ that means the red socks aren't very good
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 01:39 |
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^ im not even a hardcore sports fan but the chance ur team has won more world series then the sox in recent years is aprox nil Professor Shark posted:How many trains can you take to see a Red Sox game? 1 train because i live by a real life city of boston
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 01:40 |
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Male banter!
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 01:41 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjC38Z4T6zc you dumb nerds need to learn some sports and enjoy it because it is cool and good (also gay watching hot men sweat and touch each other)
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 01:59 |
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"As a man, it's hard not to kill all the other men who are mean to m'lady" Want to bash that jeopardy nerd
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