you whore bitches don't deserve a nice guy like me .ppt

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Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

fedoras are kind of an enigma bc somehow this fat mobster can pull it off:

but then like

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Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

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Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:

im the glasses

# ? Jul 28, 2016 21:10

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

quote:

Female privilege is being able to turn on the TV and see yourself represented in a positive way. Female privilege is shows like King of Queens and Everybody Loves Raymond where women are portrayed as attractive, competent people while men are shown as ugly, lazy slobs.

Female privilege is being able to decide not to have a child.

Female privilege is never being told to �take it like a man� or �man up.�

Female privilege is being favored by teachers in elementary, middle and high school. Female privilege is graduating high school more often, being accepted to more colleges, and generally being encouraged and supported along the way.

Female privilege being able to have an opinion without someone tell you you�re just �a butthurt fedora-wearing neckbeard who can�t get any.�

# ? Jul 28, 2016 21:13

Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

Moridin920 posted:

fedoras are kind of an enigma bc somehow this fat mobster can pull it off:

but then like

its because one of those pics is of a successful powerful man and the other is a dweeb

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Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

trying to understand this

# ? Jul 28, 2016 21:14

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:

its because one of those pics is of a successful powerful man and the other is a dweeb

# ? Jul 28, 2016 21:16

Mahuum Aqoha: Jan 15, 2004; SHEPARD!
Do it for the universe!; Fun Shoe

Ratjaculation posted:

trying to understand this

Reading this made my thumbs ache.

# ? Jul 28, 2016 21:17

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

lol jfc

people who get mad about you not replying to texts instantly is one of my biggest pet peeves. "but you were just replying" yeah fuckhead idiot I shot off a reply and now I'm doing something else bc I'm not just sitting on my phone with bated breath waiting for you to message me

# ? Jul 28, 2016 21:18

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

Dave's not here, man.

# ? Jul 28, 2016 21:18

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:

how the gently caress did dr. robotnik steal Earthworm Jim's gun??

# ? Jul 28, 2016 21:20

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

canyoneer posted:

Dave's not here, man.

Oh man, I hope this is real

# ? Jul 28, 2016 21:20

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0qNmd9kASw

# ? Jul 28, 2016 21:21

subhuman filth: Nov 1, 2006

Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:

actually this is most excellent

# ? Jul 28, 2016 21:22

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:

Holy loving laffo

# ? Jul 28, 2016 21:24

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

canyoneer posted:

Dave's not here, man.

if her next response is "yes" and dave's is "in my pants" then i love dave

# ? Jul 28, 2016 21:24

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

canyoneer posted:

Dave's not here, man.

I'll suck Dave's dick, I'm having a really hard time finding ANY dratini and I'm getting pissed off

# ? Jul 28, 2016 21:26

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:

this dudes not even a nice guy, he just loving owns

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Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

damnit dave

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Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

JakeP posted:

he just loving owns

hell yea

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Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

fart

# ? Jul 28, 2016 21:30

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

# ? Jul 28, 2016 21:32

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

I will come down on this neanderthal like the hammer of Thor! THE THUNDER OF MY VENGEANCE WILL ECHO THROUGH THESE CORRIDORS LIKE THE GUST OF A THOUSAND WINDS!

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Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

canyoneer posted:

Indonesia 2004, Haiti 2010, Japan 2011, Wolf boys virgin basement 2016

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Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

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Cnut the Great: Mar 30, 2014

dog buttz posted:

As someone who has been falsely accused of rape by a vindictive ex who only admitted we never had any sexual contact when I told her that she could take me to court or I could take her to court, I can assure you that my bottom of the barrel has very little to do with looks.

But I thought this basically never happened? I mean, it's remotely possible you're telling the truth, but I'm afraid the overwhelming odds are in favor of you actually just being an unrepentant rapist. I'm sorry you had to find out this way.

The exact same thing happened to my brother.

# ? Jul 28, 2016 21:43

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

I'm not hungry enough for a whore bitch I'd better get half with a cup of soup

# ? Jul 28, 2016 21:45

PallasAthene: Dec 6, 2010; Why, vixen, have you again set the gods by the ears in the pride and haughtiness of your heart?

Moridin920 posted:

fedoras are kind of an enigma bc somehow this fat mobster can pull it off:

but then like

It's like the combat boots/5.11 tactical pants combo. You can tell at one glance who should be wearing it and who shouldn't.

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Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:

probably lighter than my first girlfriend too ...

# ? Jul 28, 2016 21:48

Stinky_Pete: Aug 16, 2015; Stinkier than your average bear; Lipstick Apathy

Moridin920 posted:

yeah that's fair enough

eh I've thrown some sunglasses at the wall in a moment of frustration before, is it really that crazy?

not like at another person obv

e: i guess context matters because you're probably talking about dudes throwing poo poo around and being raging bulls and screaming/yelling and I'm just talking about like 'aaaaggghhhhh my loving car got towed damnit!' *throws sunglasses*

Sunglasses don't count as "throwing things" when it's a follow-up to punching holes in walls. Think tape dispensers, dishes, phones

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Pre-Cambrian Syndrome: Jan 6, 2006

osietra posted:

If more girls didn't lie by using makeup, and more men just talked more:

Less ugly children, and less suicides.

# ? Jul 28, 2016 21:59

RobattoJesus: Aug 13, 2002

I've never thrown anything at my wife and she's never thrown anything at me.

I did once slam my laptop really hard and it broke because of gbs 1.0 though. So I guess if I was dating gbs I might be a danger.

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Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

oh well that's like heavy poo poo yeah I wouldn't be chucking that around

I haven't thrown anything AT an SO, just saying once in a great while I'll have a moment and throw my pen/sunglasses or whatever is in hand like a petulant child

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Cnut the Great: Mar 30, 2014

I once threw some dick at the OP's mom.

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Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

Cnut the Great posted:

I once threw some dick at the OP's mom.

dad? ive finally found you

# ? Jul 28, 2016 22:01

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

I like when the guy who considers himself in the friendzone confesses when the girl has a boyfriend and then she gets upset because she conflicting emotions and she doesn't want to ruin two relationships but knows she'll have to ruin at least one(which will probably be the guy who is not her boyfriend) and the situation turns into a shitshow that taints confessors relationships for years to come, filling him self doubt and insucuritites. Hilarious.

Gaunab fucked around with this message at 22:04 on Jul 28, 2016

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PallasAthene: Dec 6, 2010; Why, vixen, have you again set the gods by the ears in the pride and haughtiness of your heart?

RobattoJesus posted:

So I guess if I was dating gbs I might be a danger.

Can you imagine what a cartoon waifu version of GBS would look like?

# ? Jul 28, 2016 22:02

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

PallasAthene posted:

Can you imagine what a cartoon waifu version of GBS would look like?

that ebola girl

# ? Jul 28, 2016 22:03

PallasAthene: Dec 6, 2010; Why, vixen, have you again set the gods by the ears in the pride and haughtiness of your heart?

Moridin920 posted:

that ebola girl

not enough of a basement dweller.

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Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

kickascii posted:

I believe abusive = sexy to a lot of women.

I'd say "dangerous" not "abusive". Lots of ladyporn is all about dangerous men tamed by the love of a good woman. Not abusive, he'd never hurt his dependants, but dangerous enough that no one else will ever gently caress with them. Like Liam Neeson in the Taken movies, he's very dangerous but not at all abusive to his own family. There's nothing sexy about a guy who beats his kids.

Could be some hosed up :biotruths:

wires getting crossed between what made a fella a good catch thousands of years ago and what works best in modern civilization. The modern cavemen who are still giving off signals that they might be good at fighting off predatory wildlife or raiding parties or whatever are mostly criminals and losers with anger issues who are failing at life.

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