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He who Jims, Bobs not lightly.
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Jul 23, 2016 23:14
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Do you hear that? That eerie stillness? We're moving into the Jim of the Bob.
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Jul 23, 2016 23:26
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My Bob, it's full of Jims!
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Jul 24, 2016 01:19
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You know, we always called each other Jim Bob. Like you said to, uh, somebody, "You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a Jim Bob. He's one of us." You understand? We were Jim Bobs. Quiverfulls. But Jimmy and I could never be pure because we had gay blood. It didn't even matter that my mother was hetero. To become a member of a TLC show you've got to be one hundred per cent incestuous so they can trace all your relatives back to the old country. See, it's the highest honor they can give you. It means you belong to a family and crew. It means that nobody can gently caress around with you except your male family members. It also means you could gently caress around with anybody just as long as they are also a family member. It's like a license to steal. It's a license to do anything. As far as Jim Bob was concerned with Josh being caught, it was like we were all being caught. We would now have to eat one of our own.
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Jul 24, 2016 01:30
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happyhippy posted:Welcome to the wacky world of religon my friend. Amen to that. Ooohhh, what am I saying?
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Jul 24, 2016 02:53
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Purity Pledges have I got a TV pitch for TLC!
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Jul 24, 2016 03:24
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red19fire posted:have I got a TV pitch for TLC! Can't believe they haven't done a rumspringa show where they put them all in a sex house-style setup or something.
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Jul 24, 2016 03:48
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red19fire posted:have I got a TV pitch for TLC! 
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Jul 24, 2016 04:22
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Jack Gladney posted:Can't believe they haven't done a rumspringa show where they put them all in a sex house-style setup or something. sex house
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Jul 24, 2016 04:25
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GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:sex house https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL622682EF88B3C077
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Jul 24, 2016 04:29
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sex house
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Jul 24, 2016 06:19
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Heavy is the Jim that wears the Bob.
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Jul 24, 2016 06:24
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With regards to words making virginity just be a thing again, the same thing happens with religion and purgatory, I believe. A bunch of poo poo has changed with that, and I think it's all because people at the Vatican say it's different. You can poo poo on religion all you want, but I feel one of the most damning pieces of evidence against it all is this kind of thing. Some guy says that limbo is no longer like this, and is now like THIS. Yeah, ok.
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Jul 24, 2016 12:23
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:With regards to words making virginity just be a thing again, the same thing happens with religion and purgatory, I believe. A bunch of poo poo has changed with that, and I think it's all because people at the Vatican say it's different. Eating meat on a Friday was a sin for hundreds of years. Until it wasn't. In Hell right now, there are hundreds of poor bastards convicted to eternity of pain and suffering for eating meat on a friday in 1527. And every friday they watch thousands of fat fucks inhale half a cow who will goto heaven because they donated money to a pastor's learjet. JIM BOB! happyhippy fucked around with this message at 13:57 on Jul 24, 2016 |
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Jul 24, 2016 13:54
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Am I the only one who immediately thought of the movie Chinatown when seeing this picture?Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:http://iacknowledge.net/creepy-pictures-from-christian-purity-ball-where-girls-pledge-virginity-until-marriage/ Amarcarts posted:You know, we always called each other Jim Bob. Like you said to, uh, somebody, "You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a Jim Bob. He's one of us." You understand? We were Jim Bobs. Quiverfulls. But Jimmy and I could never be pure because we had gay blood. It didn't even matter that my mother was hetero. To become a member of a TLC show you've got to be one hundred per cent incestuous so they can trace all your relatives back to the old country. See, it's the highest honor they can give you. It means you belong to a family and crew. It means that nobody can gently caress around with you except your male family members. It also means you could gently caress around with anybody just as long as they are also a family member. It's like a license to steal. It's a license to do anything. As far as Jim Bob was concerned with Josh being caught, it was like we were all being caught. We would now have to eat one of our own.
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Jul 24, 2016 17:51
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It Bobs the lotion on its Jim. It does this whenever it is told.
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Jul 24, 2016 20:42
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artsy fartsy posted:It Bobs the lotion on its Jim. It does this whenever it is told. JIM Bob's your Uncle please don't
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Jul 24, 2016 23:19
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sexhouse
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Jul 24, 2016 23:34
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Ewwww, did you hear that Josh actually Jimmed in his Bob during math class?
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Jul 26, 2016 12:41
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phasmid posted:Am I the only one who immediately thought of the movie Chinatown when seeing this picture? Forget it Jim Bob; it's vaginatown.
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Jul 26, 2016 13:06
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Quote-Unquote posted:Forget it Jim Bob; it's sex house. Ftfy
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Jul 26, 2016 20:35
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phasmid posted:But what Jimmy liked, what Jimmy really liked to do was Bob. You really don't wanna know how Jimmy Two Times got his nickname.
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Jul 26, 2016 20:51
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Jul 27, 2016 12:38
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So much meth
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Jul 27, 2016 12:54
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FlamingLiberal posted:So much meth So what do you have to dress up as at Chick A'Fila to get meth for free?
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Jul 27, 2016 12:58
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They live in the Ozarks. Meth grows on trees!
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Jul 27, 2016 13:20
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Even if it's not Jim Bob, it definitely sounds like someone from TLC http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2016/07/todays-blind-items-the-family-line.html
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Jul 27, 2016 13:37
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It looks like he has to rearrange his face every morning.
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Jul 27, 2016 14:28
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Jinger's gonna marry some soccer dude, I guess.
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Jul 28, 2016 05:29
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At least he has a job.
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Jul 28, 2016 05:34
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Facebook Aunt posted:At least he has a job. a Jim Job
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Jul 28, 2016 07:23
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Dammit, Jinger was the one I'd hoped would escape.
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Jul 28, 2016 12:37
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Morby posted:Dammit, Jinger was the one I'd hoped would escape. Getting married is going to be the first step to escaping for most of those kids. She's engaged to a guy from Pennsylvania, so hopefully this will at least get her out of Arkansas and away from daddy's thumb. According to his bio he attended real schools, so even though he is very christian at least he isn't another homeschooled muppet with no exposure to the wider world. Wanting to marry into this shitshow is a worrying sign tho. Hopefully, he isn't going to try to get in on the Duggar grifting/tv personality gig.
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Jul 28, 2016 16:25
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Why you shouldn't trust "Christian Doctors"quote:Believe it or not, when we first got married we decided we did not want to have children right away, so Michelle began taking birth control pills," Jim Bob wrote. "Three years into our marriage Michelle went off the pill and we had our first child. Then she went back on the pill, because we heard it was better to space your children out, but Michelle got pregnant while she was on the pill." And then this happened quote:Jim Bob continued, "The pill caused her to miscarry. We talked to a Christian doctor and he explained that the pill could be abortive." http://www.christiantoday.com/article/duggar.family.update.jim.bob.duggar.admits.using.birth.control.family.shying.away.from.josh/91464.htm
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Jul 28, 2016 16:29
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Why you shouldn't trust "Christian Doctors" So...the birth control pill did its job, then?
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Jul 28, 2016 23:35
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Pvt.Scott posted:So...the birth control pill did its job, then? Yes, but JIM BOB is too stupid to understand what the pill actually does.
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Jul 29, 2016 00:44
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That's not how the pill works or what it does. If you missed pills so you get pregnant, but you don't realize so you keep taking it, the pill doesn't cause an abortion. Early miscarriages are actually super common for various reasons, and she's had at least a few -- it was probably just another.
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Jul 29, 2016 01:08
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i like nice words
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Anne Whateley posted:Early miscarriages are actually super common for various reasons, and she's had at least a few -- it was probably just another. Some of them have even had long and productive lives!
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Jul 29, 2016 05:36
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