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Sanguinary Novel posted:No sarcasm, but is that really a thing chefs do? It sounds more like a "...and everyone clapped" sort of thing, not a regular practice. I don't eat at super nice restaurants all the time, so maybe it is? source: have worked with drama queen
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Those fries are still frozen The chef disagrees, and requests that you eat your fries as they are intended to be prepared Tiggum posted:I put them in the oven for the time it said on the pack. I could have left them in longer, but they were fine.
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Tiggum posted:How far does this go? I ordered a pizza with extra onions the other day; was that OK or should I have respected the integrity of the pizza chef's vision? Can I order breakfast at a cafe and get my eggs scrambled instead of fried, or would that be a grave insult? I feel like you literally don't comprehend what a restaurant is. I went to this place once and I had to send the escargot back because they were too greasy. Like, they were pretty much swimming in butter or whatever. Also they were snails, I kid you not. I told the waiter to take them back and degrease them and to make the not be snails, and he looked at me like I was somehow in the wrong. The customer is always right! As a sidenote I think they might have put something in my dates food that made her think I was a massive tool. It is the only explanation. how me a frog has a new favorite as of 00:43 on Jul 29, 2016 |
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I hope you all get volcanic shits from the terrible food you are all surely going to eat tonight. Good luck.
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Jul 29, 2016 01:09
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I had a PB&J for dinner, I'll be fine.
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Jul 29, 2016 01:11
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PCOS Bill posted:I had a PB&J for dinner, I'll be fine. This might cause some kind of shitstorm derail, but, why do you prefer a well done steak over something more juicy?
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Jul 29, 2016 02:50
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Munchables posted:This might cause some kind of shitstorm derail, but, why do you prefer a well done steak over something more juicy? Forget it Jack, it's PCOS Bill.
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Jul 29, 2016 03:41
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I recently ordered a burger in a hotel, and asked them to add bacon. Am I a monster? fake edit: I was supposed to get a side-salad with it, those assholes
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Jul 29, 2016 03:46
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This is fine.
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Jul 29, 2016 05:07
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:This is fine. 
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Cumslut1895 posted:I recently ordered a burger in a hotel, and asked them to add bacon. Am I a monster? Did you then complain that it was in fact a ground beef patty inside a bun with a few condiments, and not a noodle soup dish? Then you're fine.
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Jul 29, 2016 06:44
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Add mayo, would.
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Jul 29, 2016 11:34
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The takeaway from this seems to be to avoid "fancy" restaurants like the plague, as chefs have simultaneously easily shattered and massively overinflated egos. Which was likely a good idea anyway. Tiberius Thyben has a new favorite as of 16:20 on Jul 29, 2016 |
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Jul 29, 2016 14:09
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I think I love this.
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Jul 29, 2016 15:41
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I love the fact that the ceramic rabbit is only there to counterbalance the tree, yet the whole thing still looks like it's going to tip over at any second.
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Tiberius Thyben posted:chefs have simultaneously easily shattered and massively overinflated egos. But enough about Trump...
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there's a difference between going to a diner for dinner because you don't feel like cooking, and going to a fine dining establishment where you're there for the experience; if you want to tell the chef how to cook your food then stay away from the latter, hicks
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Efexeye posted:there's a difference between going to a diner for dinner because you don't feel like cooking, and going to a fine dining establishment where you're there for the experience; if you want to tell the chef how to cook your food then stay away from the latter, hicks I agree. If you are going to a fine dining establishment for the "experience," you deserve to get treated like poo poo.
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Tiberius Thyben posted:I agree. If you are going to a fine dining establishment for the "experience," you deserve to get treated like poo poo. So edgy it could make a dent in a PCOS Bill steak
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Tiberius Thyben posted:I agree. If you are going to a fine dining establishment for the "experience," you deserve to get treated like poo poo. *No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service isn't the baseline for a "fancy" restaurant.
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Potato Jones posted:You have never been to a fine dining establishment*. You got me. I'm a filthy, poor hillbilly that simply cannot grasp the true beauty of fine dining.
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Someone needs to build a memorial for that "side salad" with a reflecting pool and murals featuring inspirational quotes from world leaders saying we can't let it happen again
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Someone needs to build a memorial for that "side salad" with a reflecting pool and murals featuring inspirational quotes from world leaders saying we can't let it happen again Hoo boy, yew paint y'self a mighty word picture ther I tell yew h'what.
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Munchables posted:This might cause some kind of shitstorm derail, but, why do you prefer a well done steak over something more juicy? Why do you need to have wet, sloppy meat?
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Someone needs to build a memorial for that "side salad" with a reflecting pool and murals featuring inspirational quotes from world leaders saying we can't let it happen again Where were you, when they dressed the salad of sadness? Did it make you feel like crying?
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Jul 29, 2016 19:04
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BraveUlysses posted:Where were you, Give me your lettuce, your lime, your tomato tossed, yearning to be free. I lift my Ranch beside the golden door.
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Jul 29, 2016 19:36
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Tiberius Thyben posted:You got me. I'm a filthy, poor hillbilly that simply cannot grasp the true beauty of fine dining. That's cool that you can admit it. Most people try to hide their negatives thinking that they make them worth less as a person but we all have our flaws!
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Jul 29, 2016 21:36
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I'm going to eat a rainbow grilled cheese tomorrow at the fair. I'm telling y'all this now because after I consume it I may be dead. This one, instead of just dyed or vegetable flavoured cheese, is fruit-infused string cheese, so, uh. We'll see how it goes, and whether I look like this guy after I eat one (first thing in the video). http://edmonton.ctvnews.ca/video?clipId=918454
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subpar anachronism posted:I'm going to eat a rainbow grilled cheese tomorrow at the fair. I'm telling y'all this now because after I consume it I may be dead. This one, instead of just dyed or vegetable flavoured cheese, is fruit-infused string cheese, so, uh. We'll see how it goes, and whether I look like this guy after I eat one (first thing in the video). Yes hello I'm interested in being the Southern Ontario K-hole food lady, where should I apply?
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Jul 29, 2016 22:36
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That comforty pillow known as a pierogi.
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Jul 30, 2016 02:26
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Undercooked duck, loose corn and fried rice from a fast food Chinese restaurant? Ring me, baby!
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Holy loving jesus I love me some medium rare duck breast but that is completely raw. The overgrown children who call themselves imgurians have such a weird performative idea of "adulting", it's absolutely the worst. To some dumb motherfucker on the internet, that's "fancy". God drat.
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PCOS Bill posted:Why do you need to have wet, sloppy meat? just eat handfulls of sand dude
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