To people who say "as per usual"

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Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

also

# ? Jul 30, 2016 16:22

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Marv Hushman: Jun 2, 2010; Freedom Ain't Free

Schweinhund posted:

I should kick this poo poo out of you.

Please take this tact with people who begin every sentence with so. Do you have time to kick this poo poo out of an entire generation? I know it's a big ask, but I may be able to help you solution it.

# ? Jul 30, 2016 16:29

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

As per usual, op is a faggoy

# ? Jul 30, 2016 17:18

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

i say as per the yuuj

# ? Jul 30, 2016 17:18

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

Rip in peace is a good one IMO. As is ATM machine.

# ? Jul 30, 2016 17:24

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

As per usual, op is a faggoy

Is this a Jewish insult?

# ? Jul 30, 2016 19:02

psychokitty: Jun 29, 2010; =9.9=
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i agree with you, op, but still

# ? Jul 30, 2016 19:10

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

The Bananana posted:

Is this a Jewish insult?

It's a humorous typo

# ? Jul 30, 2016 19:12

Vastarien: Dec 20, 2012; Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.; Buglord

Tricky D posted:

Why do people drive on parkways and park on driveways?

How come they call it taking a dump and not leaving a dump? I mean after all, you're not really taking it anywhere.

# ? Jul 30, 2016 19:13

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

psychokitty posted:

i agree with you, op, but still

# ? Jul 30, 2016 19:13

central dogma: Feb 25, 2012; Come to the Undead Settlement in the next 20 mins if u want an ash kicking

Whilst

# ? Jul 30, 2016 19:20

Instruction Manuel: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!

psychokitty posted:

i agree with you, op, but still

Aww, should have went with:

As per usual

# ? Jul 30, 2016 19:26

psychokitty: Jun 29, 2010; =9.9=
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Wamdoodle posted:

Aww, should have went with:

As per usual

i LITERALLY can't sanction horrible grammar and poor syntax, unless its use is truly ironic.

# ? Jul 30, 2016 19:28

psychokitty: Jun 29, 2010; =9.9=
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Wamdoodle posted:

Aww, should have went with:

and this grammar is abhorrent. i will cut you.

# ? Jul 30, 2016 19:28

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

oh man mister splicer is gonna give you guys a big fat F :wth:

# ? Jul 30, 2016 19:29

psychokitty: Jun 29, 2010; =9.9=
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a hole-y ghost posted:

oh man mister splicer is gonna give you guys a big fat F

i like to get F'ed in all the holes

# ? Jul 30, 2016 19:34

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

psychokitty posted:

i like to get F'ed in all the holes

Youre gonna do bad in school then I think :confused:

# ? Jul 30, 2016 19:39

psychokitty: Jun 29, 2010; =9.9=
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a hole-y ghost posted:

Youre gonna do bad in school then I think

bitch school's out forever or didn't you hear

# ? Jul 30, 2016 19:48

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

psychokitty posted:

bitch school's out forever or didn't you hear

I don't know, I didn't go to bitch school.

# ? Jul 30, 2016 19:53

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

a hole-y ghost posted:

I don't know, I didn't go to bitch school.

# ? Jul 30, 2016 19:58

psychokitty: Jun 29, 2010; =9.9=
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a hole-y ghost posted:

I don't know, I didn't go to bitch school.

See what poo grammar will do to you, assholes?

# ? Jul 30, 2016 20:18

psychokitty: Jun 29, 2010; =9.9=
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psychokitty posted:

See what poo grammar will do to you, assholes?

Rofl poo grammar

# ? Jul 30, 2016 20:19

Huge Lady Pleaser: Jun 17, 2005; hello how r u doing im just looking for ppl 2 chill wit relax go out n have funn if ur looking for da same thing hit me up; Nap Ghost

Whenever someone says "as per usual", assuming its being used correctly, they mean that the reason they are performing the referenced action because said action is the normal behavior or response to another action. It doesn't mean that they are doing it simply "because". :eng101:

# ? Jul 30, 2016 20:34

psychokitty: Jun 29, 2010; =9.9=
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"As per" is redundant. The two words mean the same thing. That mean there is not a "correct usage" of the saying "as per usual." That is what this thread is about, irregardless of what you fucklords think.

# ? Jul 30, 2016 20:41

psychokitty: Jun 29, 2010; =9.9=
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loving gently caress

# ? Jul 30, 2016 20:42

Sanguinaire: Feb 10, 2003

One of my (many) bosses will throw a fit if you include "please advise" when asking a question in an email.

# ? Jul 30, 2016 20:44

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

Enfield posted:

who cares you freaking nerd

# ? Jul 30, 2016 20:45

psychokitty: Jun 29, 2010; =9.9=
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thathonkey posted:

I care

# ? Jul 30, 2016 20:50

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

language is crazy it has a mind of its own!

Grammarist posted:

As per is especially common in Indian publications.

[However], as per is redundant. Per, without as, conveys the same meaning. And in some cases, as on its own would work just as well as as per, especially with the common phrase as per usual

# ? Jul 30, 2016 20:54

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

i work with lots of indian folks. it's really common to hear them say "today morning" instead of "this morning" (which is apparently some sort of mother tongue influence) and "do the needful" (no idea where this comes from) from them. doesn't bother me just something i've observed :shrug:

# ? Jul 30, 2016 20:55

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

thathonkey posted:

i work with lots of indian folks. it's really common to hear them say "today morning" instead of "this morning" (which is apparently some sort of mother tongue influence) and "do the needful" (no idea where this comes from) from them. doesn't bother me just something i've observed

the needful thing and a few other things are based off of antiquated english that just kind of stuck around from colonial times

# ? Jul 30, 2016 21:01

GORDON: Jan 1, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

ipso facto gfy

# ? Jul 30, 2016 21:04

jeff smisek: May 18, 2009

Enfield posted:

who cares you freaking nerd

# ? Jul 30, 2016 21:21

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Sperg. I could hardly care less. :getin:

# ? Jul 30, 2016 21:24

psychokitty: Jun 29, 2010; =9.9=
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thathonkey posted:

i work with lots of indian folks. it's really common to hear them say "today morning" instead of "this morning" (which is apparently some sort of mother tongue influence) and "do the needful" (no idea where this comes from) from them. doesn't bother me just something i've observed

Do they smell like spicy

# ? Jul 30, 2016 23:02

TenementFunster: Feb 20, 2003; Can't post for 31 hours!

at the end of the day

# ? Jul 31, 2016 10:23

Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

As usual
Azuzul

As per usual
Asperyusual

Trippingly, off the tongue.

# ? Jul 31, 2016 11:45

grumpy: Aug 30, 2004

As per usual and for all intensive purposes I could care less, but this is another poo poo thread.

# ? Jul 31, 2016 13:25

penus penus penus: Nov 9, 2014; by piss__donald

I'm listening to trap music on good headphones to work up the courage to go to court ordered community service pm Sunday morning. gently caress you OP as is per the usual of you

# ? Jul 31, 2016 13:30

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EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

If someone says "preconceived notions" I know they're dumb

# ? Jul 31, 2016 14:31

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