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Chocobo
Oct 15, 2012


Here comes a new challenger!
Oven Wrangler
Suddenly it all makes sense, it's not porn it's just Competitive Endurance Tickling footage that is taken out of context.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOBXuCYB4jQ

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Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012



just when it was getting good

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

ripptide
Jul 28, 2016

Leaver.....

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010




I think I like this one more, thanks.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Gotta hand it to Roberts...His wife finished first before his horse "Star Citizen" did.

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

Regrettable posted:

I think I like this one more, thanks.

it's not nearly as zesty as the 1st one. :\

Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.
Alright, so pack up the Catte Taxes and the Stimpire? Because :vince:

Sarsapariller
Aug 14, 2015

Occasional vampire queen

https://www.corporationwiki.com/California/West-Hollywood/ortwin-freyermuth/42012817.aspx


Website posted:




https://risingstarpictures.wufoo.com/forms/qffivxl0pxox5r/


Website posted:


TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005
Oh no

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

oh my loving god YES

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003


Now I REALLY need a shower. It's slimeball nepotism all the way down. Only now Sandi is holding the bag. Yuck.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Justin Tyme posted:

Even in the old photos Sandi looks at least a good 5 years older than that girl
Well sure, but we don't know how old "that girl" is.


Seriously, if you have any doubt you can't have watched that video.

Sarsapariller
Aug 14, 2015

Occasional vampire queen

Milky Moor posted:

oh my loving god YES

https://www.corporationwiki.com/California/Beverly-Hills/rising-star-pictures-cfp-llc/46728130.aspx

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



We can't keep climaxing all day

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005

Spoiler: It is Crobblers

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
Was ortwin wearing the ski mask?

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

Raskolnikov posted:

Now I REALLY need a shower. It's slimeball nepotism all the way down. Only now Sandi is holding the bag. Yuck.

GET A REFUND CITIZEN

I wonder how much Ortwin paid Sandi. :( I hope it was enough.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012


Yessssss.

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009



So how did you meet your wife?

:yikes:

Nancy
Nov 23, 2005



Young Orc
So my buzzfeed headline attempt was entirely accurate and Chris Roberts actually did hire a softcore tickling porn actress as his assistant at Ascendant Pictures in fetish-fueled nepotism. What The gently caress.

I want a magazine to pick this up tabloid style so bad. so bad!!

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



https://web.archive.org/web/20160325071314/http://www.risingstarpictures.com/elements.html

On the morning of the shoot please freshly remove all hair that you normally remove (leg hair, underarm hair, eye brow plucking, pubic hair).

Paranoid Peanut
Nov 13, 2009


That feeling when your husband's vaporware generates more revenue than your fetishist videos...

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

chris? or should i say tickler in black

Sarsapariller
Aug 14, 2015

Occasional vampire queen

Rising Star Productions:
http://www.productionco.org/rising-star-productions-ten-inc

Address: 9229 SUNSET BLVD #625, WEST HOLLYWOOD CA 90069


Ascendant Pictures:https://local.yahoo.com/info-121350451-ascendant-pictures-west-hollywood
Address: 9229 W Sunset Blvd, Ste 625, West Hollywood, CA 90069

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Charles Get-Out posted:

So my buzzfeed headline attempt was entirely accurate and Chris Roberts actually did hire a softcore tickling porn actress as his assistant at Ascendant Pictures in fetish-fueled nepotism. What The gently caress.

I want a magazine to pick this up tabloid style so bad. so bad!!

there is always more and it is always worse

Thronde
Aug 4, 2012

Fun Shoe
Goddamn I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.:eyepop:

Thronde fucked around with this message at 07:30 on Aug 2, 2016

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Sarsapariller posted:

Rising Star Productions:
http://www.productionco.org/rising-star-productions-ten-inc

Address: 9229 SUNSET BLVD #625, WEST HOLLYWOOD CA 90069


Ascendant Pictures:https://local.yahoo.com/info-121350451-ascendant-pictures-west-hollywood
Address: 9229 W Sunset Blvd, Ste 625, West Hollywood, CA 90069

lmao

Lugnut Seatcushion
May 4, 2013
Lipstick Apathy

lmao

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005

Sarsapariller posted:

Rising Star Productions:
http://www.productionco.org/rising-star-productions-ten-inc

Address: 9229 SUNSET BLVD #625, WEST HOLLYWOOD CA 90069


Ascendant Pictures:https://local.yahoo.com/info-121350451-ascendant-pictures-west-hollywood
Address: 9229 W Sunset Blvd, Ste 625, West Hollywood, CA 90069

Don't stop.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



I haven't had this much of a schadenfreude high since the romeo rose thread.

ripptide
Jul 28, 2016

Sarsapariller posted:

Rising Star Productions:
http://www.productionco.org/rising-star-productions-ten-inc

Address: 9229 SUNSET BLVD #625, WEST HOLLYWOOD CA 90069


Ascendant Pictures:https://local.yahoo.com/info-121350451-ascendant-pictures-west-hollywood
Address: 9229 W Sunset Blvd, Ste 625, West Hollywood, CA 90069

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005
They've always said they met at Ascendant :v:

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
I'm dead. :psyboom:

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005

Kilmers Elbow for president.

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

Google Butt posted:

chris? or should i say tickler in black

Yes but was he wearing a girdle back then?

Why must you do this to me :lol:

Lugnut Seatcushion
May 4, 2013
Lipstick Apathy

:laffo:

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Nancy
Nov 23, 2005



Young Orc

Sarsapariller posted:

Rising Star Productions:
http://www.productionco.org/rising-star-productions-ten-inc

Address: 9229 SUNSET BLVD #625, WEST HOLLYWOOD CA 90069


Ascendant Pictures:https://local.yahoo.com/info-121350451-ascendant-pictures-west-hollywood
Address: 9229 W Sunset Blvd, Ste 625, West Hollywood, CA 90069

I can already see Derek furiously bookmarking all of your posts holy poo poo.

Boy howdy gently caress I bet Gary Oldman would be goddamned mad that a tickling fetish actress made more cash than him on shoots for a children's video game.

edit:
quoting this forever

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