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alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


MedicineHut posted:

Is this one really real? Please be real.

five months ago comment is compelling for the timeline

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Gradis
Feb 27, 2016

GAPE APE

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Erenthal posted:

Star Citizen "grabby hands" feature looking good.

Grabby hands is in.

It turns out its always been in.

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

I just can't stop watching this, and I can't stop laughing



:allears: :sandance: :allears:

E: imagine this stuff makes the rounds at CIG (I guess it already did). If there ever was the slightest respect for Chris and Sandi left with some employees, it is now totally gone. I can't imagine the snarky remarks behind their backs ;)

tuo fucked around with this message at 13:05 on Aug 2, 2016

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
Attn Lowtax, please word filter "Chris Roberts" to "The Tickler In Black", tia

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
:gary: :lesnick: :yarg:
:pgabz: :fuzzknot: :eonwe:
:wtchris:
I wonder if she did any real porn to?
Apart from these vids, nothing else pops up.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZcFTKpPA_U&t=1598s

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
It used to be that I thought it would be impossible for anything to come out of this mess worth 117 million out of fleeced nerds

I was wrong

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Crazy_BlackParrot posted:

I wonder if she did any real porn to?
Apart from these vids, nothing else pops up.

Maybe she couldn't act well enough?

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



Maybe that time when she was supposed to quit she though people would find the link to everything before she convinced herself the backers would never know.

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

Crazy_BlackParrot posted:

I wonder if she did any real porn to?
Apart from these vids, nothing else pops up.

I hope not, this tickling thing is loving hilarious but any real porn would start to get a bit too creepy.

Chalks fucked around with this message at 10:53 on Aug 14, 2016

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



Has anyone said Ten for the tickler yet?

tuo
Jun 17, 2016


I'm very close to buying into Star Citizen only to honor the laughs I got recently. Credit where credit's due.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

If Star Citizen had been an NBC sitcom, how much would the 4–5 seasons (so far) have cost to produce?

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

Amethyst posted:

is all of this poo poo for real

Seriously, I thought it'd turn out to just be a Sandi-lookalike in the end but JFC - this poo poo is for real. Seriously.

Well, I suppose it explains why she was so willing to pose naked with that flag for the shitizens and whatnot.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Solomonic posted:

Attn Lowtax, please word filter "Chris Roberts" to "The Tickler In Black", tia

Also "Sandi Gardiner" to "Mae Demming"

Scruffpuff
Dec 23, 2015

Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?
So much more makes sense now with this additional context. "How did you and Chris meet?" "Oh, I don't know, I can't remember..." The constant creation, editing, and deletion of her internet history and credentials. Her protean identity and knee-jerk reactions to criticism. The difficulty in finding any solid facts at all about who this person is and where she came from, and what the hell Chris was doing when he wasn't failing at games and movies.

The best part of all of this is that none of it would mean anything if these two people weren't completely inept and running CIG into the ground at the speed of sound. If that new tickle movie is any indication, I can think of a much better career path for the two of them.

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
:gary: :lesnick: :yarg:
:pgabz: :fuzzknot: :eonwe:
:wtchris:

Chalks posted:

I hope not, this tickling thing is loving hilarious but any real porn would start to get a bit too creepy. As it is, this is about as perfect as you can get in terms of her being involved in Ortwin's porno company.

True, still didn't Derek say she came from some rich family?
All I know this thread hasn't been this epic since Ben-ghazi.

NVB
Jan 23, 2010

Grimey Drawer
Was kinda wondering why suddenly 400+ new posts when lately been lucky to scrap 120+ new post's..

& now i know why. :vince:


gently caress me the way you guys are going CiG ain't gonna have any more skeleton's in there closet come Christmas Time lol :thumbsup:

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

CrazyLoon posted:

Seriously, I thought it'd turn out to just be a Sandi-lookalike in the end but JFC - this poo poo is for real. Seriously.

Well, I suppose it explains why she was so willing to pose naked with that flag for the shitizens and whatnot.

Surely it's perfectly plausible that it's just a coincidence that Ortwin's porno production company simply owns a website that sells fetish videos of a wannabe actress with an australian accent that looks precisely like her. It's obviously the other australian actress that looks exactly like Sandi that Ortwin knows.

:gary:

Also for the record Ortwin is the stupidest loving name I've ever typed, who the gently caress names their child Ortwin?

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

I didn't really believe it until the porn application form was reposted. The months/years old posts about her being Australian and the tickler making a video game are loving incredible coincidences if Sandi didn't do tickle porn for that company.

And her story about meeting Chris by picking the first production company in alphabetical order always sounded like bullshit to me. This, while strange, is totally believable.

Just another day in the 'Verse. gently caress

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


loving ticklers man, they're everywhere

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Maldoror posted:

he licks her feet :gerty:

gagagag

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
And that is how i met your mother.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
lol

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
:gary: :lesnick: :yarg:
:pgabz: :fuzzknot: :eonwe:
:wtchris:
Ticklecruiser 3000 AD.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Hi guys.

Before I go to bed -

1. After his hey day in the mid-2000s Tickler in Black disappears from the tickling forums, but later returns as Tickler in White like some loving fetish gandalf (produces content between 2008-2009 as ticklevideospa)
2. Makes a grand return in 2013 as TIB (as he is known in the industry) to say "hey still tickling", and another old timer refers to him as Brian.
3. There's other Tickler in Black videos on Pornhub under realtickling, and you can hear him talk - he is very clearly not Chris. I swear I got lucky and he did this on my first one so I didn't spend my evening watching the tamest porn on earth.

it's muffled because he's in a mask, but it's quite possibly Ortwin, though I wouldn't put money on it.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)


no wonder everyone is so defensive around ortwin

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

I think perhaps keep the off topic tickle fetish gifs to a minimum maybe.

Nation posted:



no wonder everyone is so defensive around ortwin

They're all desperately keeping their arms by their sides, it's perfect.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

Jumpingmanjim posted:

And that is how i met your mother.

I feel SO bad for their kids like...cripes...to have parents like this...

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
Im not clikcing any of those links from this computer, but if any of you have stalwart trust in their firewalls have a look:
http://ticklemoviz.blogspot.de/2009/08/rel-tickling-mae-deming-stretched-and.html

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

CrazyLoon posted:

I feel SO bad for their kids like...cripes...to have parents like this...

people have way worse parents than a failed actress and a used car salesman. it's not even a bad thing unless you put it in the context of 'trust them with a hundred million'. it's not a big deal, it's not relevant, it's definitely not newsworthy, but it's really, really funny.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Also I want to mention how much I like the symmetry of the Tickler in Black and Tickler in White when Rising Star Pictures photographer and producer are Sasha Schwartz and Daniel White respectively.

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer

Top tickling :five:

Tank Boy Ken
Aug 24, 2012
J4G for life
Fallen Rib

CrazyLoon posted:

Seriously, I thought it'd turn out to just be a Sandi-lookalike in the end but JFC - this poo poo is for real. Seriously.

Well, I suppose it explains why she was so willing to pose naked with that flag for the shitizens and whatnot.

As far as I know the flag picture was originally done with the australian flag (and somewhat old). It was photoshoped by a citizen. And she used it as background for twitter or Facebook or wahtever.

Murderion
Oct 4, 2009

2019. New York is in ruins. The global economy is spiralling. Cyborgs rule over poisoned wastes.

The only time that's left is
FUN TIME

Nation posted:



no wonder everyone is so defensive around ortwin

:ninja:"Now, we notice you've been falling behind recently. I know this job can be hard, but this is crunch time and we need all hands on deck."

:stare:"Well I, uh... I've been having some problems and I.. uhh."

:ninja:"I don't want to hear excuses. I think you know what this means."

*reaches into desk drawer, pulls out feather duster*

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer
That programmer didn't break his hands cycling, he broke them when Ortwin forced him to tickle his colleagues too hard.

Sjonnar
Oct 22, 2011

Making it Rain posted:

gently caress me the way you guys are going CiG ain't gonna have any more skeleton's in there closet come Christmas Time lol :thumbsup:

Are you kidding? The minute we run out of skeletons, they will make more skeletons.

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Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer


Rising Star Pictures?
How fitting that he is associated with a company that sell pictures of starships.

Oh wait
http://risingstarpictures.com/
I dont see any spaceships

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