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Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Working in that studio is going to be fun this week

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Murderion
Oct 4, 2009

2019. New York is in ruins. The global economy is spiralling. Cyborgs rule over poisoned wastes.

The only time that's left is
FUN TIME

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Working in that studio is going to be fun this week

.
The laughs never stop

Even when you want it to stop, they keep coming.

The laughs never stop.

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!
This helps to explain why they kept pretending that CR and Sandi weren't married at least.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Deki posted:

This helps to explain why they kept pretending that CR and Sandi weren't married at least.

I think that was just the ol' pop star trick of 'you sell more poo poo if sad nerds think you are available'

They just applied it to a failed actress instead of a pop star

Still seems to have worked

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

SomethingJones posted:

Best VP of marketing ever since she was a tickle girl

Reposting because this did not get the respect it should have.

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE
I know someone else mentioned it, but someone who is supposed to be in her 30s (lol) not having any Internet presence is weird. This being the reason why makes a ton of sense.

Does the tickle video lady have that weird clavicle that Sandi does? It kinda protrudes in what I'd describe as a mildly distinctive way. Someone else mentioned it once before.

Io_
Oct 15, 2012

woo woo

Pillbug
Man in Black Revealed!

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Can you imagine having to be the one to give this report in the morning. gently caress me that has to be the worst job in the world.

I am pretty sure that is Alexi's job. And from what I see there is little love lost between the two.

In the sense that Alexis is the better actress in that she pretends she doesn't loathe Sandi when hey are at work.

Gradis
Feb 27, 2016

GAPE APE

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Palisader posted:

I know someone else mentioned it, but someone who is supposed to be in her 30s (lol) not having any Internet presence is weird. This being the reason why makes a ton of sense.

Does the tickle video lady have that weird clavicle that Sandi does? It kinda protrudes in what I'd describe as a mildly distinctive way. Someone else mentioned it once before.

If only Sandi was younger - then her fetish porn career could have kicked off in the days of HD and we'd be able to tell for sure...

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MThZTUE7zGg

19s in, that's her right?

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

To be honest if I was working with Sandi on the reg I would probably like her more after finding out something like this.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

Justin Tyme posted:

Even in the old photos Sandi looks at least a good 5 years older than that girl

Yes the possibility that the videos were not sold to a internet site till five years later s outside the realm of possibility.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Also at 11s.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

Marching Powder posted:

people have way worse parents than a failed actress and a used car salesman. it's not even a bad thing unless you put it in the context of 'trust them with a hundred million'. it's not a big deal, it's not relevant, it's definitely not newsworthy, but it's really, really funny.

It's not this on its own. It's her obviously wanting to not have this come out, being coy about how she met CR and whatnot that just further cements it for both of them - that they can't NOT lie and delude themselves and others out their assess. A childhood's really hosed up by both parents being like that.

ZenMaster
Jan 24, 2006

I Saved PC Gaming

I wouldn't have believed it save the KFC commercial to seal the deal 100%. They could have denied it but not now. Also, I am already coming up with the names that will get me banned instantly on reverse the verse.

Scruffpuff
Dec 23, 2015

Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

ZenMaster posted:

I wouldn't have believed it save the KFC commercial to seal the deal 100%. They could have denied it but not now. Also, I am already coming up with the names that will get me banned instantly on reverse the verse.

I wouldn't troll reverse the verse if I were you - it mae come back to bite you.

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
:gary: :lesnick: :yarg:
:pgabz: :fuzzknot: :eonwe:
:wtchris:

Scruffpuff posted:

I wouldn't troll reverse the verse if I were you - it mae come back to bite you.

:vince:

BromanderData
Mar 20, 2013

Stroke it with me

The Chosen One

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Working in that studio is going to be fun this week

Io_ posted:

Man in Black Revealed!




I wonder how many people will innocently bring this up and then be terminated.

ZenMaster
Jan 24, 2006

I Saved PC Gaming

Scruffpuff posted:

I wouldn't troll reverse the verse if I were you - it mae come back to bite you.

I think I'll start with tickler in the black

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

And to think just a few months ago people thought that surely the Rising Star Pictures that was tangentially connected to CIG was a completely different company from the Rising Star Pictures that makes porn.

Also people forgot CR got a porn actress for one of the old wing commander games too.

GazChap
Dec 4, 2004

I'm hungry. Feed me.
New stretch goal announced!

Mendrian
Jan 6, 2013

I'll admit that while this is weird, it feels a little icky turning this into a thing.

I think the smartest thing for Sandi to do is not to respond to it, or respond with, 'So I did tickle videos when I was young, so what?'

That probably won't happen though.

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

Mendrian posted:

I'll admit that while this is weird, it feels a little icky turning this into a thing.

I think the smartest thing for Sandi to do is not to respond to it, or respond with, 'So I did tickle videos when I was young, so what?'

That probably won't happen though.

I doubt they'll respond to it, I mean it's not relevant to anything at all. It's just loving hilarious.

Chalks fucked around with this message at 10:53 on Aug 14, 2016

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Chalks posted:

I doubt they'll respond to it, I mean it's not relevant to anything at all. It's just loving hilarious.

It'd find it icky if it was just Sandi maybe, but it's films made by Ortwin's porno company and there's a really high chance it's Ortwin doing the tickling. There's just too much funny.

And honestly nobody really cares if CR keeps hiring porn actresses, by now people ought to know it's just his thing

All of these little coincidences piling up, however, are extremely loving funny.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

Chalks posted:

It'd find it icky if it was just Sandi maybe, but it's films made by Ortwin's porno company and there's a really high chance it's Ortwin doing the tickling. There's just too much funny.

I'm almost 100% sure that he did at least hire someone and that...you know what? gently caress it! After all this, it wouldn't surprise me none if he decided to be the ultimate scrooge and did the dirty himself.

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

lol

Chalks fucked around with this message at 10:54 on Aug 14, 2016

Ezekeel
Nov 18, 2015

CrazyLoon posted:

I'm almost 100% sure that he did at least hire someone and that...you know what? gently caress it! After all this, it wouldn't surprise me none if he decided to be the ultimate scrooge and did the dirty himself.

Maybe he is actually really good at tickling. I mean he has to be good at something and since he already is a complete joke as a lawyer...

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Where's Derek? We haven't heard anything from him since he took more meds.

EDIT: nevermind he's posting about it on Twitter LOL.

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe

Ghostlight posted:

1. After his hey day in the mid-2000s Tickler in Black disappears from the tickling forums, but later returns as Tickler in White like some loving fetish gandalf

I'm dying

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


So hey MoMA, what do you think of Sandi's qualifications to be #2 in charge of a $118 million dollar company?

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009


Anyone looking for a username for ATV, "Fetish Gandalf" is up there with the best of them.

Achamp
Oct 19, 2005
The two hhhwhat.... The two yutes your honor

D1E posted:

So hey MoMA, what do you think of Sandi's qualifications to be #2 in charge of a $118 million dollar company?

This is what I thought immediately. Does her tickling or KFC commercial appearance count as "Marketing experience". She was certainly selling something in both.

D1E
Nov 25, 2001



Good morning thread.

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

D1E posted:

So hey MoMA, what do you think of Sandi's qualifications to be #2 in charge of a $118 million dollar company?

Oh I'm sure he's thinking he'll still get the last laugh.

Goobs
Jan 30, 2016

Doxcat is watching you PU.

omfg I think I pee'd

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


It's funny that Derek didn't find this with all of his vast resources, it was a goon tickling his pickle.

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

Decrepus posted:

It's funny that Derek didn't find this with all of his vast resources, it was a goon tickling his pickle.

If there's one thing to take away from this, it's that goons will always find your fetish videos.

Eldragon
Feb 22, 2003

Decrepus posted:

It's funny that Derek didn't find this with all of his vast resources, it was a goon tickling his pickle.

Good point, you would think Derek's sources would have known about this and clued him in... unless of course derek knew about it, but chose not to mention it because it might bring to light his own porn production past.

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Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
:gary: :lesnick: :yarg:
:pgabz: :fuzzknot: :eonwe:
:wtchris:

Eldragon posted:

Good point, you would think Derek's sources would have known about this and clued him in... unless of course derek knew about it, but chose not to mention it because it might bring to light his own porn production past.

If this thread has learned me one thing, nothing is out of the realm of possibility's.

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