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ZenMaster
Jan 24, 2006

I Saved PC Gaming


:eyepop:

edit:

ZenMaster fucked around with this message at 16:30 on Aug 2, 2016

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Orions Lord
May 21, 2012
Was this posted already https://twitter.com/SandiGardiner/status/760278945996562432

Laughing my rear end off at work.

hardycore
Nov 4, 2009
Say what you want about her, she leveraged a lovely fetish porn gig into becoming central to a scam that has made her a millionaire many times over. That's a pretty good American rags to riches tale.

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

hardycore posted:

Say what you want about her, she leveraged a lovely fetish porn gig into becoming central to a scam that has made her a millionaire many times over. That's a pretty good American rags to riches tale.

Rags to exhorbitantly expensive rags.

hardycore
Nov 4, 2009
gags to (ship) pitches

Budgie
Mar 9, 2007
Yeah, like the bird.

Crazy_BlackParrot posted:

Anyone seen this yet?


http://24fpsproductions.com , not sure if its any of her side gigs.

24 fps? not very high fidelity.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

A Neurotic Jew posted:

r/starcitizen discord reacting to the tickle fetish bomb in real time:

http://imgur.com/a/HEeVi

Got to love how they want to sue him for slander when they have poor reading comprehension skills.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





The Reliant is still my favorite ill-conceived spesship in Star Citizen, I think. Like most everything else sucks but at least it kind of makes sense a little bit. The Reliant is balls out crazy


- We want a B-Wing type mechanic because nerds love that poo poo.

- Let's make it a two-seater so dorks can get in on multicrew "cheap

- Let's make it a news van because gently caress

- We have no news van mechanics

- There's nothing for two people to do in it

- Our flight modes don't work

- Also, because of our retarded flight modes, you can't get out of your chair now

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

Palisader posted:

I wanna see the tracker take a nosedive because everyone's putting their Constellation money into a lawsuit fund on gofundme that's run by some random person who disappears with the money.

Reading r/ds makes me mean

If you were Smart, you would be that person. You could make like two hundred dollars. And that's the same as cash.

ZenMaster
Jan 24, 2006

I Saved PC Gaming

Decrepus posted:

I believe there are two Sandis. A second Sandi. One who is capable of expressing human emotions using her face.

Is she in a dungeon with an iron mask on?

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Assholebruiser 3000AD.

The "AD" stands for "All Derek".

EminusSleepus
Sep 28, 2015

hardycore posted:

Say what you want about her, she leveraged a lovely fetish porn gig into becoming central to a scam that has made her a millionaire many times over. That's a pretty good American rags to riches tale.

her life truly depicts what MMO RPG is

Lvl 1: fetish porn ticklee
Lvl 99: invincible VP of Marketing and shits

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

EminusSleepus posted:

her life truly depicts what MMO RPG is

Lvl 1: fetish porn ticklee
Lvl 99: invincible VP of Marketing and shits

we dont know if the tickling thing was really lvl 1.
if you know what i mean.

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
:gary: :lesnick: :yarg:
:pgabz: :fuzzknot: :eonwe:
:wtchris:

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Assholebruiser 3000AD.

The "AD" stands for "All Derek".

Nasty.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
If it's true, and there is good reason to believe it is, then they cannot sue him for libel.

Libel isn't divulging embarrassing facts, it is lying.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




His tweet reads: *BREAKING NEWS* Reports are coming in that videos of a younger Sandi Gardiner have surfaced on Pornhub. No, I won't be posting them

i.e. "There are reports that a video of her exists."

The existence of the reports is an indisputable fact and the only thing the tweet is technically putting forth. The videos exist, people are convinced it's her. Even if they're wrong, the wording of the tweet doesn't make any direct statement about Sandi; it's ineligible for a libel suit.

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


univbee posted:

His tweet reads: *BREAKING NEWS* Reports are coming in that videos of a younger Sandi Gardiner have surfaced on Pornhub. No, I won't be posting them

i.e. "There are reports that a video of her exists."

This is an indisputable fact. The videos exist, people are convinced it's her. The wording of the tweet doesn't make any direct statement about Sandi; it's ineligible for a libel suit.

People are referring to another tweet from Derek where he uses the word "confirmed" in reference to Mae Demming being Sandi.

EDIT: this one https://mobile.twitter.com/dsmart/status/760465683062939648

Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development

hardycore posted:

Say what you want about her, she leveraged a lovely fetish porn gig into becoming central to a scam that has made her a millionaire many times over. That's a pretty good American rags to riches tale.

This is a superb point.

Tank Boy Ken
Aug 24, 2012
J4G for life
Fallen Rib

D1E posted:

People are referring to another tweet from Derek where he uses the word "confirmed" in reference to Mae Demming being Sandi.

So Sandi also has many Aliases. As Ortwin has companies.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
Plus, is there really anything wrong with being videotaped being tickled by somone? It's not a crime, it's not indecency, it's not an indictment of her character or fitness, it's just weird and funny.

MedicineHut
Feb 25, 2016

A Neurotic Jew posted:

r/starcitizen discord reacting to the tickle fetish bomb in real time:

http://imgur.com/a/HEeVi

Got to love the cool trolling by good old papa dolvak

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





I want the tickle, where is the tickle

Gradis
Feb 27, 2016

GAPE APE

hakimashou posted:

Plus, is there really anything wrong with being videotaped being tickled by somone? It's not a crime, it's not indecency, it's not an indictment of her character or fitness, it's just weird and funny.

nope. just hilarious

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Pope Corky the IX posted:

How long do you think it will take before the Sandi/Ben feeder fetish videos are leaked?

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


hakimashou posted:

Plus, is there really anything wrong with being videotaped being tickled by somone? It's not a crime, it's not indecency, it's not an indictment of her character or fitness, it's just weird and funny.

I don't think anyone cares about the actual tickling but it fleshes out where this team of bungling scammers comes from in hilarious fashion. Chris, the washed up game developer/director/car salesman who met his wife through a tickle fetish production company. Sandi, one of the multitude of migrants who wash up on the shores of LA to try and make it big, only to end up marrying some has-been autist after making a few commercials and working as a softcore pornstar. Ortwin, the hack lawyer/porn producer with shady business connections.

Then they all team up to fleece nerds out of over one hundred million dollars while displaying such staggering incompetence that you can only laugh. This really should be a movie after it all burns down.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

hakimashou posted:

Plus, is there really anything wrong with being videotaped being tickled by somone? It's not a crime, it's not indecency, it's not an indictment of her character or fitness, it's just weird and funny.

No, there's nothing wrong about it. And if it were anyone who wasn't such a public and controversial we'd probably laugh for a few posts and then move on. It's just another fascinating (and as you say weird and funny) aspect of this whole Star Citizen fiasco.

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

hakimashou posted:

Plus, is there really anything wrong with being videotaped being tickled by somone? It's not a crime, it's not indecency, it's not an indictment of her character or fitness, it's just weird and funny.

don't think anybody has said otherwise?

It is as you say weird and funny. It also makes for some excellent gifs.

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





ok, found it

code:
http://minhateca.com.br/R.M.A/Privada/TKM/TKM+1/Real+Tickling/Tc5352-Mae+Demming,64288656.mp4
is this her?

Murderion
Oct 4, 2009

2019. New York is in ruins. The global economy is spiralling. Cyborgs rule over poisoned wastes.

The only time that's left is
FUN TIME

hakimashou posted:

Plus, is there really anything wrong with being videotaped being tickled by somone? It's not a crime, it's not indecency, it's not an indictment of her character or fitness, it's just weird and funny.

It's been said before, but if this was actual hardcore porn or even just a softcore nudie shoot, it probably wouldn't have gone half as far. Since it's a bunch of mostly clothed shoots for the tamest fetish ever, it's frickin' hilarious.

Hell, an out of work actress pulling a tame porn gig to pay the bills isn't a scandal. If there's proof that Crobberts or Ortwin were running the show, it'll be actually damaging to the company.

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
I'm still waiting for the Sandi Gardiner tickle porn link

Come on goons help me out here I need a good laugh

Second Sun
Apr 6, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Posting this got me banned from /r/starcitizen:

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/4vpwfy/sandis_twitter_looking_forward_to_flying_my/d610yrt

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Teikanmi posted:

I'm still waiting for the Sandi Gardiner tickle porn link

Come on goons help me out here I need a good laugh

NWS: http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56e5d17645d43

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





Teikanmi posted:

I'm still waiting for the Sandi Gardiner tickle porn link

Come on goons help me out here I need a good laugh

Two posts above yours!

e: oh ok thought it was super-secret, couldn't find it there

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/nickmon1112/status/760474275954458624

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich

ahahahahahaha

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Should we start our own legal defense collection fund to help Derek sue the redditor who said he had a small peen?

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Murderion posted:

It's been said before, but if this was actual hardcore porn or even just a softcore nudie shoot, it probably wouldn't have gone half as far. Since it's a bunch of mostly clothed shoots for the tamest fetish ever, it's frickin' hilarious.

Hell, an out of work actress pulling a tame porn gig to pay the bills isn't a scandal. If there's proof that Crobberts or Ortwin were running the show, it'll be actually damaging to the company.

Yup, it's just more laughs, and laughs at the expense of the wretched shitizens with their blabbering about crowd funding slander suits or whatever.

"He said on Twitter that I got tickled by somone!" It's absurd.

And if it isn't her, well it's a mighty big coincidence.

Looks like her, gal in the video is Australian, like her, and her husband and his business partner used to run a company that was looking for models willing to be tied up and tickled, just like in the video.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
If it was actual hardcore porn I would feel kinda sorry for her but the video is so tame and just silly so gently caress it, I'm laughing my rear end of. Also, it's Sandi and gently caress her.

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Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im_VChPhv0s

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