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Lodin posted:Also, it's Sandi and gently caress her. But they don't gently caress her in the video. She keeps her clothes on.
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mike12345 posted:ok, found it That is so funny I can't stop laughing. Then again, that Tickler in Black knows his job. He's like the black Stig but with tickling.
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Beet Wagon posted:The Reliant is still my favorite ill-conceived spesship in Star Citizen, I think. Like most everything else sucks but at least it kind of makes sense a little bit. The Reliant is balls out crazy My favorite jpeg is the Endeavor. They promised at least half a dozen completely different gameplay mechanics in one ill conceived jpeg then sold it for nearly a grand to sure to be disappointed commandos. Then they never say another word about the space farming, the space telescope, the space research or space science, the loving space supercollider and more I'm forgetting. It's the clearest example of a jpeg promising the moon with no sign of a good faith effort to deliver anything at all. The Drink mixing jpeg is funnier but at least that one could conceivably come out. An phone game shovelware developer could whip up their mixing minigame in a few weeks.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:My understanding is that the player's actions don't actually impact the world. Meaning if you blow a hole in the planet and run away you won't be able to come back to that spot and see the hole you dug. There's an outside chance that nobody will ever see that world. It's a big universe that they've created, but mostly interactions are limited to seeing other people's fingerprints on the world. Think E:D in 'Solo play'. Fat Shat Sings posted:Same thing with EVE Online. I made some early mistakes as a newbie and got caught hauling expensive things, but because my hauler alt was a female avatar I had internet neck beards act like cops giving me warnings and letting me go instead of just killing me. "Just be more careful next time sweetie." Saved me $60 on one occasion. Got my first battleship pretending to be a girl in Eve. The internet is a sad, sad place.
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This is the other video frozenpeas mentioned (NWS): http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5793f1892255f
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Wafflz posted:lol @ you guys thinking derek needs actual proof to start saying "confirmed". I mean, he's literally just copy/pasting whatever Sarsapariller dug up and saying "confirmed". I highly doubt he's done any original research here.
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SuperSpiff posted:I mean, he's literally just copy/pasting whatever Sarsapariller dug up and saying "confirmed". I highly doubt he's done any original research here. By the way Sarsapariller, I hereby publicly promise not to make fun of you again for buying back in to Star Citizen after getting your money back. You have earned hero goon status.
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Berious posted:My favorite jpeg is the Endeavor. They promised at least half a dozen completely different gameplay mechanics in one ill conceived jpeg then sold it for nearly a grand to sure to be disappointed commandos. Then they never say another word about the space farming, the space telescope, the space research or space science, the loving space supercollider and more I'm forgetting. It's the clearest example of a jpeg promising the moon with no sign of a good faith effort to deliver anything at all. The best part is that CIG later said that the Endeavor won't even be in the game at release.
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Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me too Went for a ride in a flying shoe. "Hooray!" "What fun!" "It's time we flew!" Said Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me too. Ickle was captain, and Pickle was crew And Tickle served coffee and mulligan stew As higher And higher And higher they flew, Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me too. Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me too, Over the sun and beyond the blue. "Hold on!" "Stay in!" "I hope we do!" Cried Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me too. Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle too Never returned to the world they knew, And nobody Knows what's Happened to Dear Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me too.
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D1E posted:This is the other video frozenpeas mentioned (NWS): There's 7 total. 5346, 5347, 5348, 5349, 5350, 5351, and 5352. I found all of them except 5348 and 5349.
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XK posted:There's 7 total. 5346, 5347, 5348, 5349, 5350, 5351, and 5352. I found all of them except 5348 and 5349. Hello Kilmers Elbow you know what to do.
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Tippis posted:I'm more interested in knowing what this achievement actually consists of? Is it at all tricky to get to the centre, or can you just go there? Why would you go there and what makes it special (other than being a sightseeing spot like Sgr A*)? I guess it's supposed to be game completion, but it is one in the sense of, say, a roguelike, or in the sense of killing the Ender Dragon, or in the sense of a more straight forward narrative? There's a storyline that involves making it to the center. The intro into the game is effectively a smash cut into the start, so you're supposed to find out what to do as you go. The one end of the spectrum has people doing the usual insane speculation of building star empires in a game that is almost entirely singleplayer, usually through the hype spiral. Then there's the reaction against it, which usually misunderstand the difference between procedural and 'random'. Loxbourne posted:He wants super-secret hidden Derek Smart spy data. He insults people repeatedly and demands they give him access to what he thinks is a hidden subforum or discord channel or Icy Throne of Smart. He blew it, though. He's on super double secret probation, so he's never seeing the sub-forum.
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tuo posted:That is so funny I can't stop laughing. Then again, that Tickler in Black knows his job. He's like the black Stig but with tickling. Really? In the twenty-odd seconds I watched before realizing I had my back to a ground floor window, he sounded like Senor Cardgage. "Why hellorning there Sandethany, you've just sparkled my ticklefountain."
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peter gabriel posted:It looks like Sandi got the last laugh 
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peter gabriel posted:My buddy who is a game dev popped round today and I gave him a catch up with the Star Citizen goings on, he full on cried laughing again, he loving cracks me up. I've been laughing off and on since I saw this last night, it's so loving stupid and hilarious no one will believe you. When they make a movie it's going to be like the big short where they go THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED on the screen.
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peter gabriel posted:My buddy who is a game dev popped round today and I gave him a catch up with the Star Citizen goings on, he full on cried laughing again, he loving cracks me up. We're at the point that if someone made a documentary about this entire debacle, they'd have to skip over tons amazing drama to keep it within 3 hours.
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Nicholas posted:We're at the point that if someone made a documentary about this entire debacle, they'd have to skip over tons amazing drama to keep it within 3 hours. Speaking of, where the hell is G0RF at?
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Nicholas posted:We're at the point that if someone made a documentary about this entire debacle, they'd have to skip over tons amazing drama to keep it within 3 hours. It was even better at the beginning when we were able to troll the official forums
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Nicholas posted:We're at the point that if someone made a documentary about this entire debacle, they'd have to skip over tons amazing drama to keep it within 3 hours. Yeah and it just never ends, I mean, all bets are off now. If it turned out Ben was an ISIS leader I'd probably just sigh and roll my eyes
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Nicholas posted:We're at the point that if someone made a documentary about this entire debacle, they'd have to skip over tons amazing drama to keep it within 3 hours. This is in clean enough phases that a mini-series is more likely. Could be a future season of American Crime Story if it keeps going off-rails like is has been.
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XK posted:There's 7 total. 5346, 5347, 5348, 5349, 5350, 5351, and 5352. I found all of them except 5348 and 5349. Maybe 5161 too? https://www.google.com/search?q=mae+demming+tickling&source=lnms&tbm=isch
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Can someone take one for the team and post the Sandi tickle debacle on the Frontier forums? Those guys deserve a hearty chuckle after all that Robigo grinding.
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peter gabriel posted:Yeah and it just never ends, I mean, all bets are off now. If it turned out Ben was an ISIS leader I'd probably just sigh and roll my eyes بن يسنيك ، المطور
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Berious posted:Tickling might be the dumbest fetish Feeding is the dumbest fetish.
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Hav posted:Feeding is the dumbest fetish. *nods sagely while eating tiramisu*
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Berious posted:*nods sagely while eating tiramisu* ..and rubbing it on my man boobs...
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HycoCam posted:..and rubbing it on my man boobs... Would you like those man boobs tickled at all?
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peter gabriel posted:Yeah and it just never ends, I mean, all bets are off now. If it turned out Ben was an ISIS leader I'd probably just sigh and roll my eyes Well, he probably does leave dirty bombs in the restroom.
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Nation posted:why arent people laughing at this on reddit is it not suppose to be funny Because finding videos on pornhub is clearly doxxing.
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Nation posted:why arent people laughing at this on reddit is it not suppose to be funny redit is full of humourless twats who somehow think they are in some way important / worth listening to
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peter gabriel posted:It begins... Last post of page 499 had an equally good tickle burn too  quote:It tickles me that they can't even get something as simple as a fan to work properly. Does not bode well for the vastly more complex features promised.
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