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Danknificent: Nov 20, 2015; Jinkies! Looks like we've got a mystery on our hands.

Decrepus posted:

Success so close at hand... or is it merely the tickler in white?

Overticklishness is a slow and hilarious killer.

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peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

his nibs posted:

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Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Are they banning for posting the word tickle? Lol

# ? Aug 2, 2016 18:06

Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

Has anybody shared this cool thread about how being on Steam would be bad for Squadron 42 somehow?

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/4vs08p/with_sq42_coming_out_soon_whats_this_subs/

Simdor posted:

Once it is released it will be reviewed by dozens of gaming sites, and word will spread quickly. Anyone who is into FPS games or space sim games will find out about it and know how to get it without any 3rd party retailer help needed.

# ? Aug 2, 2016 18:07

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

1) Make tickle-themed name on Twitch
2) Wait for WTFosaurus to start streaming
3) Request Johnny Cash "Man In Black"
4) Harvest the lols

# ? Aug 2, 2016 18:08

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Google Butt posted:

Are they banning for posting the word tickle? Lol

This is a flawless plan and nothing could possibly go wrong, well done redit!

# ? Aug 2, 2016 18:08

his nibs: Feb 27, 2016; Welcome to the
Dream Factory; Grimey Drawer

Google Butt posted:

Are they banning for posting the word tickle? Lol

Apparently so, its amazing

# ? Aug 2, 2016 18:08

MilesK: Nov 5, 2015

At least we now know Sandi has a good fallback career.

# ? Aug 2, 2016 18:09

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Beet Wagon posted:

Has anybody shared this cool thread about how being on Steam would be bad for Squadron 42 somehow?

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/4vs08p/with_sq42_coming_out_soon_whats_this_subs/

I remember the same chats about Elite and it was piss funny when Braben basically went 'lol nope, steam here we come!'

# ? Aug 2, 2016 18:09

biglads: Feb 21, 2007; I could've gone to Blatherwycke

Thinking about it, I'm quite surprised this has taken so long to appear. I'd have thought there would have been a fair crossover between SC nerds and bizarre fetish afficionados. I could easily imagine the Wulge having a stash of Betamax tapes starring Mae.

# ? Aug 2, 2016 18:11

iron buns: Jan 12, 2016

Google Butt posted:

Are they banning for posting the word tickle? Lol

Yes. Anyone even mentioning it gets a ban.

# ? Aug 2, 2016 18:11

Gramps: Dec 30, 2006

I'm a mediocre audio engineer but I have pretty good ears, so I figured I'd just compare a couple videos to see if the voices match up. The lady in the tickle vids is 100 percent Sandi. Their voices are identical. I have zero doubt. Open an interview with her in one tab and the tickly stuff in another and see for yourself. Absolutely no doubt. I mean, it's 99.99999% obvious for anyone with eyes, but for me the audio is the most convincing part.

This forum is and continues to be the best :10bux:

I ever spent. Godspeed goons. I can't wait to see where this goes next.

E: I can't wait for WTFo to start streaming. I've been subtle trolling his chat for weeks. This is gonna be fun to pepper in here and there.

# ? Aug 2, 2016 18:11

Decrepus: May 21, 2008; In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.

Just because Sandi washed up in LA like a piece of sun-kissed driftwood and is a failed actress and made up her credentials and was in amateur porn does not mean she isn't qualified for her job(s).

# ? Aug 2, 2016 18:15

D1E: Nov 25, 2001

Do you guys think all of the additional mocap shoots have been Sandi tickle fetish captures?

# ? Aug 2, 2016 18:17

trucutru: Jul 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Decrepus posted:

Just because Sandi washed up in LA like a piece of sun-kissed driftwood and is a failed actress and made up her credentials and was in amateur porn does not mean she isn't qualified for her job(s).

Tickle artists are indeed deeply qualified to work at Clown Imperium Games

# ? Aug 2, 2016 18:22

Danknificent: Nov 20, 2015; Jinkies! Looks like we've got a mystery on our hands.

Remember to post the gif from time to time you lazy weasels

# ? Aug 2, 2016 18:22

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

Hav posted:

There's a bunch of different checks that are run against accounts; weird behaviour (hitting a different Home Depot than your 'normal' one, for example) is one trigger. Two different transactions within a short time but geographically separated is another. Country blocking is one of the more common ones; use your card abroad without telling the company and they may block it as a precaution.

The Secret Service also monitors the various channels that people use to sell CC lists, buy them, inform the place they were stolen from, and let the processors have the blown numbers. I had a corporate card replaced a week after it arrived because the numbers were compromised at the _processing facility_.

Funnily enough, chip and pin is more about liability than security being tighter. It's still depressingly easy to create a cardholder not present that circumvents technology.

This is an interesting read - http://www.polygon.com/2015/2/9/8006693/the-truth-behind-those-mysteriously-cheap-gray-market-game-codes - patience is all you really need to game CC systems.

edit: vvv Until the wave function collapses, he is both Toast and not-Toast.

I bought my Doom 2016 key via Kinguin (or rather the buddy I gave the cash to did, as I don't have a CC). Does this make me evil like the CIG folks?

# ? Aug 2, 2016 18:22

Renegret: May 26, 2007; THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*

Cat Army Sworn Enemy

On one hand, I'm happy there's something new to laugh about.

On the other hand...I'm a little weirded out by this. And by a little, I mean a lot.

# ? Aug 2, 2016 18:23

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

I wonder how often sandi thought in the past "geez I hope they don't find those tickle vids"

# ? Aug 2, 2016 18:23

Hav: Dec 11, 2009; Fun Shoe

peter gabriel posted:

Would you like those man boobs tickled at all?

Edit: Tattyfilarious.

Edit2: http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/tickle - Synonyms of 'tickle'.

Hav fucked around with this message at 18:27 on Aug 2, 2016

# ? Aug 2, 2016 18:24

MilesK: Nov 5, 2015

Are we sure all the actors in SQ42 haven't done some tickle porn? Maybe it's totally normal.

# ? Aug 2, 2016 18:27

Io_: Oct 15, 2012; woo woo; Pillbug

Maybe that's why they are redoing the Mocap, he script has been punched up to include more tickle action.

# ? Aug 2, 2016 18:28

Hav: Dec 11, 2009; Fun Shoe

Can we reset the incident clock from '0' days to '0' days, TIA.

# ? Aug 2, 2016 18:29

WhiskeyWhiskers: Oct 14, 2013

Io_ posted:

Maybe that's why they are redoing the Mocap, he script has been punched up to include more tickle action.

Oh god, maybe it takes place in a Vanduul fighter. :ohdear:

# ? Aug 2, 2016 18:31

Io_: Oct 15, 2012; woo woo; Pillbug

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Oh god, maybe it takes place in a Vanduul fighter.

I think that was designed with the poster who's fetish was huffing farts in mind tbh.

# ? Aug 2, 2016 18:33

Spermanent Record: Mar 28, 2007; I interviewed a NK escapee who came to my school and made a thread. Then life got in the way and the translation had to be postponed. I did finish it in the end, but nobody is going to pay 10 bux to update my.avatar

Can someone PM me a Discord invite please?

# ? Aug 2, 2016 18:33

D1E: Nov 25, 2001

frozenpeas posted:

Can someone PM me a Discord invite please?

Woot frozenpeas has more dirt on Sandi!

# ? Aug 2, 2016 18:34

Strangler 42: Jan 8, 2007; SHAVE IT ALL OFF
ALL OF IT

his nibs posted:

So we're pretty sure CIG has direct control of the subreddit through the proxy mods they installed when INN started it. So I'm imagining Sandi on the phone telling the mods to swing the ban hammer wildly at anyone even mentioning the word tickling

# ? Aug 2, 2016 18:35

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

The Tickler in Black sounds like an old school Batman villain. Wonder Woman started out as a comic about bondage so it kinda fits.
The setup would be that the Tickler hits a bunch of banks and tickles the guards while his themed henchmen grab the loot. Batman tries to stop him multiple times but constantly gets tickled into submission.
Finally Bats ditches the cowl and becomes The Tickler in White and tickles the Tickler.

# ? Aug 2, 2016 18:39

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

D1E posted:

To be honest, I would watch Sandi Gardiner porn the way she looked around 20 years ago.

If it was recent though, that would be like watching starving concentration camp survivors, and that's really not my thing.

Yeah, well, the porn with the properly nourished, chubby concentration camp survivors is SO MUCH HOTTER...

# ? Aug 2, 2016 18:41

Hav: Dec 11, 2009; Fun Shoe

Barn Folk posted:

So we're pretty sure CIG has direct control of the subreddit through the proxy mods they installed when INN started it. So I'm imagining Sandi on the phone telling the mods to swing the ban hammer wildly at anyone even mentioning the word tickling

That could be suspect. PGI tried to use the Tranverse subreddit as a company channel and got kicked around by Reddit for it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/2g320w/what_happened_with_the_transverse_subreddit/

Lodin posted:

Bats ditches the cowl and becomes The Tickler in White and tickles the Tickler.

Stare not into the tickle, lest the tickle stare back.

# ? Aug 2, 2016 18:41

Ash1138: Sep 29, 2001; Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

Barn Folk posted:

So we're pretty sure CIG has direct control of the subreddit through the proxy mods they installed when INN started it. So I'm imagining Sandi on the phone telling the mods to swing the ban hammer wildly at anyone even mentioning the word tickling

i guess it must be a touchy subject

# ? Aug 2, 2016 18:41