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naem posted:Like, you don't need to be an olympic athlete to get a little exercise. A light regular workout goes a long way. drat a bunch of girls talked to you? Crazy poo poo my friend. Thanks for telling us about it.
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Carmant posted:drat a bunch of girls talked to you? Crazy poo poo my friend. Thanks for telling us about it. obviously stdh.txt because girls never talk to anybody except chad
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Moridin920 posted:
Everyone gives a poo poo. I dont know what mental illness you have that makes you not care at all what other people think of you but most people dont have that.
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Carmant posted:Everyone gives a poo poo. I dont know what mental illness you have that makes you not care at all what other people think of you but most people dont have that. smoke more weed and refer back to rule 1 then if you can't stop obsessing over what strangers and inconsequential people think of you then you're just mentally enslaved
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like if you don't feel comfortable going to the safeway in a goddamn bathrobe and flip flops like you're from The Big Lebowski then you need work on killing whatever part of you thinks the cashier's opinion matters, or whether the stranger you'll never see again ever is thinking nasty things about you in their internal dialogue and the funny part is people really like it actually, they don't just go 'what a wierdo.' there's a dude at the deli who slips me free poo poo constantly now just because he likes me. if you're going somewhere nice by all means dress up booboo but lol at people who are really worried about whether some stranger you'll never see again will think bad thoughts about you Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 23:27 on Aug 2, 2016 |
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Moridin920 posted:like if you don't feel comfortable going to the safeway in a goddamn bathrobe and flip flops like you're from The Big Lebowski then you need work on killing whatever part of you thinks the cashier's opinion matters, or whether the stranger you'll never see again ever is thinking nasty things about you in their internal dialogue They probably have those opinions for a reason, and in general if a stranger thinks something bad about you the people around you who you interact with on a regular basis probably think the same. What others think of you is probably the most important thing there is, as humans are social creatures and your social standing is your most important asset.
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That's a fine way to think about people you know, but about strangers is not really healthy.
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Carmant posted:They probably have those opinions for a reason, and in general if a stranger thinks something bad about you the people around you who you interact with on a regular basis probably think the same. What others think of you is probably the most important thing there is, as humans are social creatures and your social standing is your most important asset. I'm telling you that in reality people respond hella well to someone doing their own thing. Don't be a follower, be a trend setter. Stop obsessing so much about what other people think all the time. Get confident because you know you're dope af regardless of what some chucklefuck says. People in that grocery store know me by name and greet me and smile and wave and give me free poo poo so if your argument is they'll all hate on me then lol I gots tons of free poo poo the deli dude slips me that says otherwise. I wore goddamn cheetah print PJs to a bar the other month bc they are comfy and I couldn't be assed to change when my friend said 'let's go get some day drinks' and I got no less than 3 people telling me they love my pants and one bought me a drink. Goddamn cheetah print PJs. Bet your $200-300 social status jeans don't get drinks bought for you.
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i think it's 2 sides of the same coin, if you project what you think society wants, and are good at determining that then it works out. but if you're bad at it you end up as a nice guy. If you don't give a poo poo and are just fun to be around, it works out too. if you don't give a poo poo and you're an rear end in a top hat, you're an rear end in a top hat.
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Moridin920 posted:like if you don't feel comfortable going to the safeway in a goddamn bathrobe and flip flops like you're from The Big Lebowski then you need work on killing whatever part of you thinks the cashier's opinion matters, or whether the stranger you'll never see again ever is thinking nasty things about you in their internal dialogue that's weird
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darkhand posted:i think it's 2 sides of the same coin, if you project what you think society wants, and are good at determining that then it works out. but if you're bad at it you end up as a nice guy. If you don't give a poo poo and are just fun to be around, it works out too. if you don't give a poo poo and you're an rear end in a top hat, you're an rear end in a top hat. Well yeah I'm still really nice to people and I'm humble I don't walk around like my poo poo doesn't stink. I just don't give a poo poo and I'm chill to be around (I realize my posting doesn't reflect that but SA is kinda the pressure valve I guess) and it works out. Just got a free J from the club a few weeks ago and I gave it to said deli dude as a 'hey thanks for the free stuff duder' and he really appreciated it.
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Moridin920 posted:Well yeah I'm still really nice to people and I'm humble I don't walk around like my poo poo doesn't stink. I just don't give a poo poo and I'm chill to be around (I realize my posting doesn't reflect that but SA is kinda the pressure valve I guess) and it works out. it does not indeed you self aware bastard you
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Moridin920 posted:Just got a free J from the club a few weeks ago and I gave it to said deli dude as a 'hey thanks for the free stuff duder' and he really appreciated it. I want to believe that it's existed since the 70s and will never be smoked, it will just be eternally passed from one person to another as a token of "you're a cool dude[tte], i like you"
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Moridin920 posted:I'm telling you that in reality people respond hella well to someone doing their own thing. Don't be a follower, be a trend setter. Stop obsessing so much about what other people think all the time. Get confident because you know you're dope af regardless of what some chucklefuck says. Moridin920 posted:People in that grocery store know me by name and greet me and smile and wave and give me free poo poo so if your argument is they'll all hate on me then lol I gots tons of free poo poo the deli dude slips me that says otherwise. 
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anyway have some more nice guys  rgocs posted:Maybe the guy at the deli thinks you're homeless maybe but he knows I have a car bc we've smoked in it together before so idk how that meshes
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Moridin920 posted:I'm telling you that in reality people respond hella well to someone doing their own thing. Don't be a follower, be a trend setter. Stop obsessing so much about what other people think all the time. Get confident because you know you're dope af regardless of what some chucklefuck says. Moridin920 posted:Stop obsessing so much about what other people think all the time Moridin920 posted:People in that grocery store know me by name and greet me and smile and wave and give me free poo poo
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Moridin920 posted:I'm telling you that in reality people respond hella well to someone doing their own thing. Don't be a follower, be a trend setter. Stop obsessing so much about what other people think all the time. Get confident because you know you're dope af regardless of what some chucklefuck says. I cant tell whether the guy who is bragging about getting free deli meats because he's a trend setter who doesnt give a gently caress what people think is trolling me or not, can anyone advise.
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? Just saying goons seem to think strangers can't wait to poo poo down your throat but actually most people are nice and just want to be friendly so don't worry so much. Carmant posted:I cant tell whether the guy who is bragging about getting free deli meats because he's a trend setter who doesnt give a gently caress what people think is trolling me or not, can anyone advise. lol
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Wore my neon green assless pants to the supermarket and a girl there gave me tons of free cheese, and it even came with toothpicks.
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radiatinglines posted:only ugly dudes get tagged as creep This is true but 75% of ugly dudes could move into passable territory by losing weight, getting a haircut, improving heir fashion choices beyond socks with sandals, or some combination of all three. There are a few people who are unlucky enough that they'll never be attractive but that's life man. Figure out where you are and get pretty or get rich. Girls have this drilled into them when they're young - look as pretty as you can or poo poo will suck.
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lol hey guys I super don't give a gently caress, ya know like in that awesome movie the big lebowski1? haha yeah people give me high fives and free bologna while I waltz through the store as credence clearwater revival plays in my head, but nah man I don't really care what people think of me 1readers note: I am not bashing the big lebowski, it's the coen bros. best film imo
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You should care about what someone thinks of you only if you're doing something that has the potential to tangibly affect their quality of life, or if they're someone whose opinion you actually have a good reason to value. Otherwise, you shouldn't give a poo poo.
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Cnut the Great posted:You should care about what someone thinks of you only if you're doing something that has the potential to tangibly affect their quality of life, or if they're someone whose opinion you actually have a good reason to value. Otherwise, you shouldn't give a poo poo. pretty much SciFiDownBeat posted:lol hey guys I super don't give a gently caress, ya know like in that awesome movie the big lebowski1? haha yeah people give me high fives and free bologna while I waltz through the store as credence clearwater revival plays in my head, but nah man I don't really care what people think of me you get dressed up to go get some milk and eggs lol what a square
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Carmant posted:I cant tell whether the guy who is bragging about getting free deli meats because he's a trend setter who doesnt give a gently caress what people think is trolling me or not, can anyone advise. It wont matter what his intent actually is because ANYTIME someone in this thread makes ANY comment about ANY sort of interaction with a real live woman you post some snarky comment. Its almost like you are some kind of weirdo that cant stand those dumb jerks that all the stupid sluts seem to love.
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If you really want to impress a girl but are a bit, shall we say, goony then the trick is to put all of your skills and passion into building one hell of a sandcastle. Ask any women in this thread - there is literally no flaw or series of flaws a man can have that won't be completely forgiven for a kickass sandcastle. poo poo, that thing where you make a slurry of sand and drip it onto the parapets to get a kind of melty effect might as well be considered a date rape drug.
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Mein Eyes! posted:what page did this thread peak? Like all nice guys, it only lasted a matter of seconds before it climaxed
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lol if you think sex is real truth is everybody has a penis and we reproduce through a cloud of spores as god intended
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Quote-Unquote posted:lol if you think sex is real truth is everybody has a penis and we reproduce through a cloud of spores as god intended what do I keep doing please help I'm so lost what is this thing if sex isn't real
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We don't live in small tight-knit communities of 150-200 people like we did when we evolved to our more-or-less current configuration back in hunter-gatherer times. Back then it made sense to care about what everyone you met thought about you because you were all directly involved in each other's lives and knew each other on a personal and continuing basis. If you were a jerk or a weirdo it could potentially have real, negative consequences for the entire small community. Our brains still think like that but we don't live in those kinds of small communities anymore. The random nameless person you pass by on the street of a city containing thousands or millions of residents has neither the right nor the legitimate need to judge you on a personal level. Your brain may be telling you otherwise, but you are free to ignore your brain in such cases.
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Celluloid Sam posted:what do I keep doing please help I'm so lost what is this thing if sex isn't real lmao check out this virgin
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Quote-Unquote posted:lmao check out this virgin you tricked me
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Celluloid Sam posted:you tricked me the deep sense of shame is vital to releasing your spores, idiot
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Moridin920 posted:Well yeah I'm still really nice to people and I'm humble I don't walk around like my poo poo doesn't stink. I just don't give a poo poo and I'm chill to be around (I realize my posting doesn't reflect that but SA is kinda the pressure valve I guess) and it works out. moridin's zany antics probably won't be as charming if you're fat and gross, just wanted to remind everyone who might try it in the wrong context i recently un-fatted myself so i'm going to try some of these zany antics might report findings but i'll probably forget Moridin920 posted:
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We had a real piece of work in our college class. At first we thought he was just awkward, but one sunny day me and a friend ending up sitting behind him on a city bus by coincidence. He didn't know we were there and we wound up witnessing something pretty disturbing. He stood next to two girls, they were standing in an alcove beside him talking to each other and he was in the middle aisle. He keeps looking at them every couple of minutes in between cramming his phone right into his eyeballs. Oddly his phone seems to be blank. With his greasy asscrack hanging out of his pants, he begins to turn his butt towards them while looking intently at his phone. Ever so slowly he begins to move backwards, gradually pressing his grotesque butt into contact with them, pretending not to notice they're behind him. This goes on for over a minute until the two girls are squashed together with his pasty rear end and can barely move. The girls start giving each other looks and stop talking, but he's blocking the way out. Finally, as we stare utterly dumbfounded, they manage to squeeze past him when the bus turns a sharp corner it moves him away towards the wall. Now that's creepy.
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Spatial posted:We had a real piece of work in our college class. At first we thought he was just awkward, but one sunny day me and a friend ending up sitting behind him on a city bus by coincidence. He didn't know we were there and we wound up witnessing something pretty disturbing. He stood next to two girls, they were standing in an alcove beside him talking to each other and he was in the middle aisle. He keeps looking at them every couple of minutes in between cramming his phone right into his eyeballs. Oddly his phone seems to be blank. With his greasy asscrack hanging out of his pants, he begins to turn his butt towards them while looking intently at his phone. Ever so slowly he begins to move backwards, gradually pressing his grotesque butt into contact with them, pretending not to notice they're behind him. This goes on for over a minute until the two girls are squashed together with his pasty rear end and can barely move. The girls start giving each other looks and stop talking, but he's blocking the way out. Finally, as we stare utterly dumbfounded, they manage to squeeze past him when the bus turns a sharp corner it moves him away towards the wall. And this, he thinks, is a better idea than saying a sentence at them. Astounding.
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Moridin920 posted:you get dressed up to go get some milk and eggs lol what a square I actually have separate tuxedos for when I'm getting milk versus getting eggs. If I have to get both in the same trip, I bring both tuxes and change halfway through shopping
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I quit smoking weed because it gives me anxiety and paranoia, im like 12 hours clean rn Hopefully my coworkers and strangers will quit avoiding me now
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